Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

I've been to Christie's before, but...

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grinder24
Jul 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I've been to Christie's before, but it has been a long time. Honestly, Cleveland clubs have lost quite a bit of their luster since I started frequenting a few of them three years ago. Of all the Cleveland clubs, Christie's and Diamond's in the flats are probably your best bets. There was a time not long ago when Christie's dancers went fully nude on stage, the girls were mostly 8s and 9s, and even tableside lapdances could get pretty wild. (I once had a girl put her lips on my crotch right in front of a bouncer, who didn't care, and on a different night a girl grabbed my hand and put it right down the front of her panties as I was paying her for the dance.) Similarly, at Diamond's the dances were only 1-way contact, but 2/3 of the girls would give excellent contact--one girl found the tip of my boner through my pants and rode me like we were fucking, and a couple others would cup my hands so they could slide their tits across and sometimes rubbed my dick with their foreheads. Wonderful times. These table dances were only $10, and the $25 private room dances were fully nude, with the same quality 1-way contact. And the girls were frequently 9s, with at least one or two 10s any time you went on a weekend.<br>

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I've been to Diamond's several times recently--no more $10 dances, and the $25 dances are no longer fully nude, nor is the contact quite as sultry. I went to Christie's tonight, hoping for better, and--depending on what you are looking for--it was better. The floor dances are still $20 and still two-way contact. But the girls working tonight weren't all that impressive. Over half were girls I wouldn't consider getting dances from, although I have somewhat higher standards as a fairly good looking younger guy. Of the two girls I got dances from, one was excellent. I tipped her, and I watched her give a good dance to another customer. Then she came by my table, and was very no nonsense. She casually asked if I wanted to dance, flirted quite nicely, and when she danced she straddled me full-on dry hump most of the time and encouraged me to let my hands roam all over. She wasn't the hottest girl (maybe a 7), but she had perfect sized, natural, soft titties that I could hardly take my hands off. (Too bad Christie's is now a pasties club--yes, the club that used to be bottomless is now pasties.) The second girl who danced for me was a sweetheart, but she was less impressive. Decent grind, cute ass, but didn't take her top off and took an inordinately long time getting over to my table after we had agreed to do a dance.<br>

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So Diamond's and Christie's, the city's top two clubs (in my opinion), have both gone downhill. But which should you choose? Unfortunately, it's a choice between lower quality and higher mileage vs. top notch quality and very low mileage. I still like Diamond's better as a club. I enjoy myself more, the girls are generally smarter, prettier, and far less pushy. But at Christie's, you can cup their bare breasts while they slide their barely clothed pussy up and down your shaft. So if you want to see gorgeous women and have a few perfect boobs in your face while you tip at the stage, go to Diamonds. If you want a decent lap dance (but watch before you buy!) go to Christie's. I wish there was a club where you could have both, but alas, this is Cleveland.

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