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A true PL or just making the most out of the situation ?

Papi_Chulo
Papi_ChuloVIP64041557

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

From a recent review of “John's Hot Spot” in Michigan:

“… She sat on my lap and waited until the next song started which took a couple of minutes and when the next song started she removed her top and bottoms but still had a g-string on. She gave a nice grind for the first song but when the second song started she removed her g-string and bent over showing her goods. However, it is soooooo dark back there that you cannot see anything. This is where being prepared comes into play. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a flashlight so that I could get a great view. She even spread her lips so I could get a nice view all the way in …”

Geez – wouldn't the light from the cell ph have sufficed?

“… She then reaches back between her legs and insert two fingers inside of her pussy while I'm rubbing her on the outside. I ask her if it's ok if I can do FIV and she says yes. So I have her sit in the other chair and I start to finger her and damn she is so tight that I can barely get one finger inside her. But again, I came prepared. I have a very small container that I put some KY lube inside. So I open it and lube up my fingers and put some on her pussy and now I can slide both of my fingers deep inside her …”

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ime

He is either the King of the PL's or a boy scout who is always prepared

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steve229

No mention of a stopwatch to time the songs?

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shadowcat

He might have lost the stop watch in her vagina. :)

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Papi_Chulo

“… No mention of a stopwatch to time the songs …”

Yeah I know – what a loser

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gawker

I suspect he knows how to start a fire by rubbing two dicks together.

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jackslash

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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SlickSpic

"Big Momma, is that your other flashlight?"

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rickdugan

How about option 3? One weird fucknut. Who the fuck brings a flashlight and KY into a strip club?

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joker44

Not the complete PL. KFC, KY, flashlight, stopwatch, & wet wipes.

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BlueLion

All these comments are killing me larfing

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SlickSpic

What about cucumbers? Anybody got any cucumbers?

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BlueLion

Lol ^^ classic

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