A true PL or just making the most out of the situation ?

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

From a recent review of “John's Hot Spot” in Michigan:

“… She sat on my lap and waited until the next song started which took a couple of minutes and when the next song started she removed her top and bottoms but still had a g-string on. She gave a nice grind for the first song but when the second song started she removed her g-string and bent over showing her goods. However, it is soooooo dark back there that you cannot see anything. This is where being prepared comes into play. I reached into my pocket and pulled out a flashlight so that I could get a great view. She even spread her lips so I could get a nice view all the way in …”

Geez – wouldn't the light from the cell ph have sufficed?


“… She then reaches back between her legs and insert two fingers inside of her pussy while I'm rubbing her on the outside. I ask her if it's ok if I can do FIV and she says yes. So I have her sit in the other chair and I start to finger her and damn she is so tight that I can barely get one finger inside her. But again, I came prepared. I have a very small container that I put some KY lube inside. So I open it and lube up my fingers and put some on her pussy and now I can slide both of my fingers deep inside her …”


https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=22…

12 comments

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  • ime
    10 years ago
    He is either the King of the PL's or a boy scout who is always prepared
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    No mention of a stopwatch to time the songs?
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    He might have lost the stop watch in her vagina. :)
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    “… No mention of a stopwatch to time the songs …”


    Yeah I know – what a loser
  • gawker
    10 years ago
    I suspect he knows how to start a fire by rubbing two dicks together.
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    "Big Momma, is that your other flashlight?"
  • rickdugan
    10 years ago
    How about option 3? One weird fucknut. Who the fuck brings a flashlight and KY into a strip club?
  • joker44
    10 years ago
    Not the complete PL. KFC, KY, flashlight, stopwatch, & wet wipes.
  • BlueLion
    10 years ago
    All these comments are killing me larfing
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    What about cucumbers? Anybody got any cucumbers?
  • BlueLion
    10 years ago
    Lol ^^ classic
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