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Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went in after midnight place was...

Went in after midnight place was half full. Monday is 10 lap dance night which is a great night to go. This night was pretty bad though as far as dancers seemed to be…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Making the rounds in Akron and...

Making the rounds in Akron and stopped in late one evening. Had heard many things about this club. Neighborhood is sketchy and this place is a basic hole in the wall. <br> <br> Drink prices are very…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Visited on a Saturday evening. ...

Visited on a Saturday evening. Believe there were five dancers working,<br> with each in above average to good physical condition. Overall<br> attractiveness between a 5 and an 8 for each. I liked Amber, a…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

This place has had several names...

This place has had several names over time. They only recently got the name changed on the building last month. It was updated when this last change was made and is cleaner feeling although the…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

Sunday night, was pleasantly surprised at...

Sunday night, was pleasantly surprised at the quality of women there. There were only about 7 dancers and 10 patrons, but most of the dancers were beautiful. I was worried that there would…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Really unimpressed. This place gets...

Really unimpressed. This place gets hype as the best white strip club in atlanta second to cheetas. Not one girl came up and asked me if i wanted a dance. which i…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Got there right at nine because...

Got there right at nine because I knew Peaches would be dancing. Had a couple dances with one of the other girls, but Peaches is the one for me. She is a stunning blonde…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Came here on a Friday night...

Came here on a Friday night around 11 o'clock. It was busy but not packed. The club is pretty big with a main stage behind the bar and some smaller stages around the perimeter. I…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This club has free parking which...

This club has free parking which is a plus. They seemed to be doing some renovations and the place smelled of wet paint. Only one of the side stages as open I to the fact…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A nice club, with lots of...

A nice club, with lots of tables plus enough space to not feel cramped. The ceilings are high, there are two stages and two VIP areas. The service is good and the bar offers…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

HI This is a good club...

HI This is a good club as far as finding very sexy dancers. You will find all kinds.When you walk in there is a cover of $44 which includes a drink. It is very busy…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This is my first ever visit...

This is my first ever visit here. I liked the NY live stage, since it gives the dancers easy access to the people on the front row. Since I was here early sunday evening the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After a couple of unproductive trips...

After a couple of unproductive trips in Vegas, I came back to PHX. Hi-Liter is great. As others have observed, they have raised the wall dances to fifteen dollars. The regular floor dances are still…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I used to come here a...

I used to come here a lot about 8 years ago and recently went back again. The quality if the girls is about average but can be hit or miss. <br> <br> Sometimes there are 2-3…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

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This whole review is on dancer quality at DD. For other info, please see other reviews.<br> DD dancer quality had gone down a lot for last one…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Cheaters has a nice location on...

Cheaters has a nice location on A1A in Cocoa Beach. It's very easy to see and find. If I remember correctly the cover was $10 on a Thursday night. The place was clean and not…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went on a Friday late-afternoon before...

Went on a Friday late-afternoon before my friends arrived. First strip club experience. It was great! Once you pay the relatively steep cover, you're able to get lots of floor dances at relatively low prices.…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

I work here pretty regularly, and...

I work here pretty regularly, and I must say it is a gorgeous club. The outside of the building is lit up with flashing lights and has a sign on the ground. Inside, there is…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

My third visit to Kittens, while...

My third visit to Kittens, while on a business trip to Melbourne, proved to me that it is hands down, still the best club in Australia. There are a number of reasons for making this…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

This is my second visit to...

This is my second visit to this venue and for the second time I was surprised in a good way. The building looks like a derelict body shop as people have mentioned in the past.…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Went to this club on...

Went to this club on a Thursday night around 9 PM. I've been to this club before during the day and wanted to check out the evening setting. The place looks really nice and…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I went to Henry's on Monday...

I went to Henry's on Monday as it was $10 dance day and that tends to be the best talent day for Henry's(otherwise it seems like Bogart's has better dancers, could be a location thing).…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I got to BT's at just...

I got to BT's at just before seven and decided to have the valet park my car instead of searching for street parking(the neighborhood around there is okay, not good, not great would feel comfortable…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Really like the Filly. The...

Really like the Filly. The ladies here are very down to earth, and the bartender is a total sweetheart. The complimentary beers are nice, though some people certainly abuse it. This is…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This really is a great eye...

This really is a great eye candy place. My wife and I came for a night to check out the action; we sat at one of the tables between stages. Three stages continuously have…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

New to area and found this...

New to area and found this club on a drive-by, so wasn't at all sure what to expect. Overall, it seems like a great place to just hang out. Girls are very friendly…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I was in this club last...

I was in this club last Sunday night and really enjoyed myself. The doorman wand you down, check ID, and ask for a $5 cover.<br> <br> The club is laid out nice with a large center stage…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

Stopped by around 4pm on a...

Stopped by around 4pm on a Tuesday. Cute bartender that also goes up on stage. She had a nice ass and pretty face. One other girl there as well. She was probably late 40's but…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A rare evening visit to the...

A rare evening visit to the FC and was not disappointed. Landed at Metro at 6:24. rental car at 7:15, strip club entrance at 7:35....remainder of trip priceless. Pretty good vibe for an…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

I've been here quite a few...

I've been here quite a few times since changing over from Centerfolds to Mardi Gras. I can't say it's for the better. The place is always empty in the evenings- and the bartenders and dancers…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This has always been one of...

This has always been one of my favorite places. The girls are friendly, the beer is less expensive ($4) and the stage/private dances are "thorough". Lately though, the place has been a little…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

My favorite club in COI. Only...

My favorite club in COI. Only $5 or $6 cover charge which comes with a free drink of your choice. The club is dimly lit. Only 1 big stage in the middle. Dancers have their…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Heard about this place from a...

Heard about this place from a friend, took a chance to visit. It's halfway out of town on the shady side, but you should be able to find it easy enough. Went inside and grabbed…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

I was bored one afternoon, but...

I was bored one afternoon, but saw Celeste on the roll call. I have not seen her in a while. But the last time I got a 15 VIP with her well worth it. Hands…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Thursday afternoon visit for me. I...

Thursday afternoon visit for me. I walked in the door at 4:57 and was asked for a $5 cover charge. I verified that they start charging cover at 5:00 however they insisted that my cell…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's always delivers. They have every...

Tootsie's always delivers. They have every type, ethnic background, size, etc. that you could want. No problem in finding a girl or 2 that you will enjoy. I prefer the 2nd floor as it is…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I've been here 3 times and...

I've been here 3 times and I'm unsure if I'll go again. I made something of a point to visit at different times to really feel the place out. When they say they're san Jose's…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

If you are driving south on...

If you are driving south on I-95 from WPB Florida. You take I-95 south to exit 14. You continue right for about 2 miles and Tootsies is a big warehouse building on the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon (7/1). The place has been described many times before, but I will reiterate that I like the upscale look, the size of bar and the VIP rooms.…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is one of the nicest...

This is one of the nicest strip clubs in New Orleans if not the nicest. It can get pricey in the club. Although I had no experience with extras in the club personally it was…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

PP in Greenville South Carolina is...

PP in Greenville South Carolina is a exciting fucking place to be. If you love beautiful women and the high chances of extras although its not a give me...this is your place. Its a place…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It had been many moons since...

It had been many moons since I have visited centerfold. Not much had changed in the club itself. The bartenders and waitresses are still very hot. Some new dancers. One in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First visit here in a number...

First visit here in a number of years. The first thing I noticed was that the outside does not represent what is inside. <br> Outside: Front is reflective of other businesses in the area.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went on Monday night, about a...

Went on Monday night, about a handful dancers on the floor, mostly just chit chatting with each other or on the phone, once blue light comes on they all kinda come at you for $20…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Came in one afternoon looking for...

Came in one afternoon looking for a cool place and a beer. The girls here are absolutely gorgeous! Went in and there were a couple 10s and nothing lower than one 7. Dances were ok…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I came in on the Monday...

I came in on the Monday night. It wasn't that busy. There aren't that many girls as the sat/sun nights of course. But the benefit is that you get more attention from…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Went around 9pm. Cost $20...

Went around 9pm. Cost $20 to get in. There were only three girls working. No customers. Someone got on stage when I walked in and an okay-looking black girl sat down…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

After spending over 3 hours here...

After spending over 3 hours here I left still not knowing what to think. The entrance few was cheap if at all, drinks were very cheap and waitstaff was very friendly. In the…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

<br> Went there on a thursday evening....

<br> Went there on a thursday evening. The girls seem picky or are always<br> hanging out with the regulars.It seems that you need to spend some time and money on the girls. They take a while to…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

I've been to PT's before... it...

I've been to PT's before... it is actually my club of choice in Brooklyn. <br> This time I had hardly made it through the door when I was just about mugged by a short, stocky dancer…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

Appearence as others mentioned is not...

Appearence as others mentioned is not too appealing. Pretty run down and<br> not really big. Seemed like it was a truck driver pit stop. Seems like<br> there was some locals as well. Overall there was about 7…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I hadn't been to Brad's for...

I hadn't been to Brad's for quite a while and stopped on a Saturday night. I appreciate that you can print out free admission coupons from the website so used a coupon. The…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was here over the holiday...

I was here over the holiday weekend and we picked a bad time. The place was empty most of the time we were there ( around 5- 7PM) I heard they had a buffet…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hands down the hottest girls in...

Hands down the hottest girls in LV. Top notch girls fly in from different cities to work here for short periods and stack that cash. Could be literally 3-5 hundred girls there on…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Went out for boys night out...

Went out for boys night out and had a pornstar dnacing there that night (cant remember who). The girls that night were average at best. There was one girl that was super hot but never…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

This place is rough, like really...

This place is rough, like really rough, and the girls are really rough looking too. That being said, I wanted to get my dick sucked and was in the area, so ended up there.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn is a COI strip club...

Synn is a COI strip club sort of half way between Paradise and Spearmint Rhino. There VIP is only $75 for fifteen minutes. The nude lap dances are pretty good deals as 2…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

First of all it is bring...

First of all it is bring your own beer. Why wouldn't you go to a strip club where you can bring your own beer in. Only three girls were working two smaller ones…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

The girls there are awesome and...

The girls there are awesome and super friendly. I never thought I would like vegan food but it ended up being amazing. I would go again and again just for the food and great view.…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

This is actually from a couple...

This is actually from a couple of weeks ago. I was here last in May. This time I rolled in about 10:00 pm. or so. A pretty good crowd. Both parking…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was looking for a little...

I was looking for a little pre holiday entertainment last Thursday and figured I'd give Pandora's a try. This was my first time visiting here since it opened. When I got there i was…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Went over Memorial day weekend. ...

Went over Memorial day weekend. Left Obsessions disappointed in their quality and tried here next. Much nicer inside than outside. $5 cover. About 8 girls in early evening, mostly good looking.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went here with the girlfriend on...

Went here with the girlfriend on July 5'th in the later evening. As anticipated it was packed, quite a few white people milling about as well. I had to keep my girlfriend close as the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I usually go to this place...

I usually go to this place on Thursday nights because Fridays and Saturdays are huge sausage fests. I pay $7 to park at the parking lot behind the Jack in the Box at the border…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I did not expect this place...

I did not expect this place to live up to the hype, given the handful of mixed reviews lately, but I decided to try it. Went in during the early afternoon and it was busy…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Quiet hole in the wall. Generally...

Quiet hole in the wall. Generally hit or miss to the ladies working as the place has "Cheers" neighborhood bar feel to it which on some nights is annoying as I only go about twice…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

I went to this club before...

I went to this club before going to sights in the newark area. It is opposite to another topless bar. I patked my car and had couple of beer bottles with me. No body asked…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

So I made a quick appearance...

So I made a quick appearance to this club and left disappointed. First off $20 cover always makes me upset. It seems pricey to me, that's all. One of my favorite clubs only charges $10…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Never been to a BYOB club...

Never been to a BYOB club but I like the idea of not spending so much on beer. Went on a Tuesday night and there were 6-8 dancers and I most were around 7. A…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Paid a visit on Canada Day....

Paid a visit on Canada Day. No cover, plenty of place to sit but not empty either. They seemed a bit short staffed, as I was only approached once for a dance in an hour…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

IMPORTANT UPDATE! SATIN DOLL NO LONGER...

IMPORTANT UPDATE! SATIN DOLL NO LONGER HAS FEMALE DANCERS ON WEEKEND NIGHTS!<br> <br> Satin Doll has recently changed its business model. On Thursdays after 7 PM the entertainers are transgenders and transvestites. That's right, lady boys! On…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This review will cover two visits....

This review will cover two visits. One on a Tuesday evening, and the other on a Wednesday night. It really bothers me to write this review as the club has undergone a significant…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Enter around 6 pm, so right...

Enter around 6 pm, so right during shift change/mid shift, was hoping to see a day shift girl, but think I missed her. I noticed one girl leaving as I was getting there, fortunately…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Stopped into the Ypsi Vu around...

Stopped into the Ypsi Vu around 6:30 a couple of weeks ago. No other customers in the club. No one on stage when I got there. Not even a DJ playing music. Sounded like…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Other than acquiring a few more...

Other than acquiring a few more rough edges, Atlantis has changed little since it opened (taking over for Treasures). The bathroom continues to get scarier with time, and going into the cubby-holes upstairs for some…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Friday evening and there were 7 or 8 girls working. It seemed to be mostly locals as it seemed difficult to get much attention from dancers.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped in after a ballgame and...

Stopped in after a ballgame and bought a new membership and paid the entry fee ($40 total). It had been over a year since my last visit and they have made several changes in…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Went in the club this past...

Went in the club this past Saturday. Being a holiday weekend there weren't that many marines in that night. The club was loaded with some of the hottest dancers I've seen so far. All of…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I went to Casa Diablo on...

I went to Casa Diablo on Sunday at about 9 pm. At the entrance I was asked if I had been there before. I said yes and they let me in without a cover charge..!…

Ritz Cabaret & Cafe

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I really wish I would have...

I really wish I would have read the reviews/ or called before I decided to stop by. I went early afternoon....zero girls dancing. There were some hanging around, but definitely not ready to work.<br> <br> Small…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The quality of the dancers has...

The quality of the dancers has definitely improved compared to a couple years ago. There must have been 50 or more gals working this evening. There were a few 5-6 but most of…

Cheaters

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

So after being disappointed by one...

So after being disappointed by one club being closed and heading back to Pittsburgh I figured that I'd stop in and see what this club was about.<br> The club is nice sized. As you walk…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Doing a road trip so I...

Doing a road trip so I thought I would visit this whole in the wall. $5 cover wit this guy in the front...I asked him if I could come bak in with out paying again…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in after a nice dinner...

Stopped in after a nice dinner with friends. I was not up to the full strip club activity but wanted to finish the night watching some attractive women and spending a little time with…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Well, after driving by this place...

Well, after driving by this place hundreds of times, curiosity finally got the best of me. A few buddies and I were hanging out at La Chambre and decided it was time to move on.…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

I've stopped by this club a...

I've stopped by this club a few times while traveling through Mansfield. The girls are hit and miss. They have two private rooms, one per song the other for thirty minutes. No cover, girls are…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

This place is in a safe...

This place is in a safe area, is very big and has many dancers. But there are some downsides. First it’s LOUD. TOO LOUD. And every other patron in smoking, so it’s hard to breath.…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

There are a wide variety of...

There are a wide variety of girls. Dances are topless but still very good. Open 6pm-6am on Friday and Saturday. Friendly girls actually sit down and talk with you. This is one of the best…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

2nd time in this place. Two...

2nd time in this place. Two sides of the place when you walk in large oval bar to the left and pool tables lap dance area to the right. Went in about 8 Dancers on…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in CT. I've been here numerous times, and though I've tried several other options, I keep coming back here. Sure, the liquor prices aren't the greatest, but no one…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Alright--last visit of July 4.<br> <br> I came...

Alright--last visit of July 4.<br> <br> I came in here on a whim--passed by on the way to the hotel and thought what the hell. Parking was free and drinks were cheap.<br> <br> Either way, this club is "dingy."…

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Saw a video or ranukam and GoVikings doing a white chick

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=huge%20ebony%20breasts&qs=n&form=QBVR&pq=huge%20ebony%20breasts&sc=1-18&sp=-1&sk=#view=detail&mid=16789A3340A196F325CA16789A3340A196F325CA

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ATF question ?

If a ATF becomes a SO does that disqualify her as a ATF ?

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Masterbating in a peepshow booth

There are a few peepshow booths with live girls in New York City. The girl is behind a glass and actively encourages you to masterbate in the open. Is this legal?

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Strip Club Hound Interview with Kat, Part 1

The Strip Club Hound blog is usually boring, but I liked this interview. https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?tab=wm#inbox/1470a5ab38f3d1ce

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

The usual Las Vegas drill:call the...

The usual Las Vegas drill:call the club,limo picked me up at the hotel.Tipped the driver $10.No cover charge and when I told them I was there for dinner,there was no drink minimum.As I am reviewing…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wife and I went here a...

Wife and I went here a few days ago. Wifey is bisexual and we enjoy going to strip clubs in vegas. We have previously been to OGs and Sapphire but wanted to try Treasures. The…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Got there Monday evening around 6...

Got there Monday evening around 6 or a little after. Place was pretty dead, maybe 4 patrons and around 6 dancers. Ordered Yuengling for $6.25, Spent a couple hours there, all the girls…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

went in on a thursday night...

went in on a thursday night and found that they seem to have quite a few new girls working including one smoking hot latina i think her name was lola. also they have changed where…

Pony's Show Bar

Jacksonville, Florida

This club is mostly a dive....

This club is mostly a dive. If you want to have some cheap drinks this is the place to go. Entrance fee is $5 after 7:00 p.m.. Their are all sizes and shapes…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

The bar was small but it...

The bar was small but it was fled with a lot of people. There were only 3 dancers on when I went there after 1 a.m. All three were hispanic with very nice bodies and…

Sights Private Gentlemens Club

Newark, New Jersey

We went to "VIP" room in...

We went to "VIP" room in the back after paying 30 at the "bar". She got naked quick, said it was $100 and we went to town she got on too while I was sitting…

Thee Omega Men's Club

Rootstown, Ohio

So I gave this place a...

So I gave this place a try tonight and was dissapointed. They have made the interior a little nicer than what it was when it was called Roxy's by adding some twinkle lights but…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been to Little Darlings many...

I've been to Little Darlings many times. I have family in Vegas and this club was recommended as the best. They don't serve alcohol, so if you need the sauce then this might not be…

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OK I've heard of Bar Rats but this is ridiculous...

From a review posted today about one of the lower-middle tier NOLA clubs: [START QUOTE] "Reviewed on: July 5, 2014 Visited on: Sunday Afternoon Dancers on Shift: 6-10 Star_Rating_4 Dancers Star_Rating_3 Value Star_Rating_3 Atmosphere Star_Rating_3_Half Overall Stopped by here a few weeks back. This was my second visit…

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Five people shot in gang-related incident outside Southeast Portland strip club

Five people were shot at a Southeast Portland strip club in the early morning hours Saturday in what police say was a gang-related incident. Officers and emergency medical personnel were called to Soobie's Bar & Strip Club, 333 S.E. 122nd Ave.,…

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Seattle: Pandora's Versus New Rick's

As many will know the old Rick's in Seattle got shutdown a few years ago due to the police busting all the Colacurcio (local family fancied by the press a local Italian ganstas) clubs. A couple of years after that…

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Article idea ?

I'm really pondering doing a Article on my 14 year experience and Xcapades at my all time favorite watering whole just to help me with closer and for you guys to enjoy the tales of the ass I pulled at…

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Anyone visit strip clubs on the 4th of July? Do any dancers dress up in red whi

I was just wondering if anyone noticed anything out of the ordinary.

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Eating pussy in your personal life

I'm not talking about eating pussy in a strip club, I think most of us are bright enough to realize that isn't the smartest thing to do. I'm talking about in your personal life: wife, girlfriend, chick you brought home…

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This day, 75 years ago...

Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I'm moved by his dignified and humble farewell speech. An excerpt.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKyfGK9brs

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Head (banger)

Headbanging caused brain bleed in Motorhead fan BY MARIA CHENG AP MEDICAL WRITER 07/04/2014 10:29 AM It may not destroy your soul, but it turns out heavy metal music can be hazardous to your brain. At least in some rare cases. German doctors say…

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Floating strip club near Kodiak navigates regulatory trouble

The boat is called the "Wild Alaskan." I think a better name would be the "Kodiak Bares." http://www.newsminer.com/news/alaska_news/floating-strip-club-near-kodiak-navigates-regulatory-trouble/article_87087638-0301-11e4-9f81-0017a43b2370.html

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CF

What thangs sexually must you do with and to your CF before you can move on ?

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Fuck yeah bodypainted...

Yes, i know this is a Danish chick on a British site, but I'll just say that a really HAWT American chick needs to do this in Ametcan flag pattern today... http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/03/video-topless-danish-model-walks-down-street-in-just-bodypaint-4785428/ Happy 4th you pervs!

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Meet the Millers

What would you rate this movie? I give it a 8

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Cock sucker?

British girl filmed performing a sex act on 24 men Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2679321/Mayor-demands-police-investigation-British-girl-filmed-performing-sex-act-24-men-two-minutes-win-3euro-bottle-Cava-Magaluf-bar.html#ixzz36UYDB0L1 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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Slightly OT: Dancer transition to other work

One dancer I know (semi, semi, semi fave) finished up an associates in business a few years ago. I recently asked about her job hunt. She hasn't done much yet and laments paying back the student loan. We talk a bit…

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Slow Nights In The SC

You know the grind. You work too hard, get patted on the back, then head out at the end of the day. Somewhere down there is an urge to just wind down for the day and where else do you go…

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Want a bigger dick?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/01/i-wanted-a-monster-man-with-a-10-inch-penis-gets-a-penoplasty-enlargement-4783030/

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off topic: cars - daily driver

The lease on my Porsche Panamera runs out next month and I'm undecided as to what to get next for a daily driver. Opinions? I'd like something with 4 doors and is a comfortable, quiet ride as I will be driving…

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choices

Pepsi mountain dew Or cokes mellow yellow?

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Stripper Economics The Highs and Lows of Making Money While Dancing Nude

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/stripper-economics/Content?oid=12878916

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Job related OT

ranukam recently had a job topic. During the discussions, I thought what better place to ask for financial advice then on a strip club site. At least we all have one thing in common. Anyway, I just received a packet from…

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new way to piss dancer off

Last Saturday early evening I stopped at my usual club I knew my favorite was out of town but saw my favorite bartender was there and know one else. Was there about 2 1/2 hrs bullshitting with bartender had…

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physical fights with strippers - experiences?

Have any of you had the unpleasant experience of a physical altercation with a stripper? My "favorite" stripper - in addition to having a serious cocaine habit, is bipolar and has a record for assault and battery. Monday night we had…

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Do you guys have a favorite chat room?

yahoochat?

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LifeTime Movie Network and Direct TV

When your cable goes out, you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network When you can't watch LifeTime Movie Network, you decide to spend like an idiot When you spend like an idiot, you drive your viper to the club to find a 900…

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Could you fall in love with a stripper?

We all know what goes on in lapdances and VIP's. We all know that a quite a few strippers will fuck customers OTC. Quite a few of us have probably dated a stripper in the past and gone through all…

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OT: Jobs

I'm currently making 75K a year in the job I'm doing, I had to go to graduate school for it. However, the job is a lot of wear and tear on my body, and I want to do something else. I…

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Tipping Well Strongly Encouraged Here!

Waitresses All Pack Heat At 'Shooters Grill' In Rifle, Colo. ERIC LACH – JULY 2, 2014, 2:44 PM EDT In the small city of Rifle, Colo., there's a restaurant called Shooters Grill. Inside, the waitresses are armed. All nine of the establishment's servers…

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Tim Howard...American goalkeeper

I tried to follow him on twitter, but I got blocked. Great game, dude.

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What is your favorite porn sites online?

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A or B ?

A. Big mack from MacDonalds Or B. Whooper from burger king That is the question?

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Meet the Bro Who Plans Outrageous Wall Street Bachelor Parties

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/06/meet-wall-streets-bachelor-party-planner.html This bro says, "I actually think strippers are pretty cliché." He's not getting my business.

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Upsetting the people in rural Georgia.

Last week my favorite club gave me a T-shirt free. No big deal. Many of us have gotten club t-shirts and about the only place you can wear it is at that club. So I'm guessing that they gave out…

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stripper/civilian threesome

Has anyone had a bartender with a p4p stripper and an unpaid civilian? Specifically, the civilian being unaware the stripper is paid? Theres a large breasted (seriously natural DDs) bartender at a yuppie lounge I frequent whom I know I could…

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Call Me Crazy But...

...That piss you take after busting a nut, well, it's almost as pleasurable as the nut itself.

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A Doorway To Decadence

I stepped through the doorway and adjusted my eyes For the darkness was thick but to my surprise  A hand, soft and tender, melded with mine And led me away where we both could recline She sat me down first then sat on my…

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Would this appeal to you?

A dancer told me of an idea she had to put a pole in a spare bedroom and turn it into a mini, invite only, sc. Her and her dancer friends would dance for select customers that they knew.…

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Sperm Wars

Sperm Wars: Infidelity, Sexual Conflict, and Other Bedroom Battles by Robin Baker (Jan 3, 2006) This is a fascinating book. When women do something, they are doing it for a reason. When they talk about their "feelings" there is…

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Job woes

I'm starting to hate my job, or at least the travel aspects of it. Earlier this year I spent over a month in backwoods Georgia where it took a 3.5 hour drive each way to get to a good…

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Didn't somebody just ask what you had to do to get banned from a strip club?

Charges were dismissed this morning against a woman who allegedly ran down people with her car in the parking lot of an Allentown strip club after witnesses and victims did not appear in court. Brianna Fleming was scheduled to have a…

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Jenny Craig

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Melissa McCarthy would be a totally hott "10" if she lost about 100 pounds? (I can hear farmerart from Calgary: who???)

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All you lesbians behaving badly ... are strip clubs what liberation is for?

The writer addresses the story about the lesbian who was denied entry to a strip club without a male escort, and asks "how have we got to a situation where some of us are trying to enter such bastions of…

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit--Update # 2

All systems are go for the Detroit TUSCL meet on Friday, July 18, 2014, at the Flight Club, starting at 4PM. Flight Club 29709 Michigan Ave, Inkster, Michigan 48141 The Flight Club is on the south side of Michigan Ave, just west of…

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Happy Canada Day Farmerart

"Canada Day celebrates the birthday of Canada. On July 1, 1867 Canada became a new federation with its own constitution by signing the Constitution Act - formerly known as the British North America Act." (Not quite like declaring your independence from…

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mollies, strippers and vomiting

Still recovering from a rough saturday night. I convinced the usual suspect stripper to get some mollies for me/us from her abusive ex-boyfriend. The guy sells very high quality MDMA and she has not seen him since he beat her…

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getting over your favorite club once its closed

My all time favorite club has been closed for a few good months and I'm still sad over its lose....was it an extras club you may ask ? My answer is no. But it was my first club ever and…

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Yogi Berra-isms

They sound like crafted jokes. Here's one from a book about the Yankees. Yogi and his mates were walking in downtown N.Y. when at a cornor, a guy carrying a baby grandfather clock walked into him. Yogi replied, "why don't you use…

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Short Shorts, Melvins, and Taco Merfs

Gotta love the summer. Chicks walking around in Daisy Dukes, booty shorts, and the like. I don't know about y'all, but I love it when a hot chick is picking her merf. Same goes for when she…

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Comments... well, lets say they are lively

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/06/26/majority-of-delinquent-detroit-water-customers-in-culture-of-your-not-making-me-pay/#comments Detroit, a democrat capital that chased the white man out (overtly racist mayors in the past) now can't/won't pay for it's water. The comments on the story are funny.

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"Nite, Nite, Peasants"

Lavish P Spoiled rich kid or internet troll: http://youtu.be/U6Cnyo4siP4 Troll or not this kid punks with panache compared to TUSCL's 3rd-rate knockoff :-)

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Vacation

So....I decided to take a vacation. Thought I might try some of the Atlanta clubs. Follies most especially. Anyway, I got lost in Georgia and stopped at a gas station for directions. I asked where is Aintree? The…

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OT strip club comedian Chris rock hosts BET awards 2014

Chris Rock Skewers Donald Sterling, Jay Z, Dr. Dre In BET Awards Monologue Chris Rock opened Sunday's BET Awards with an 8-minute monologue mocking everyone from Donald Sterling to Jay Z. After calling the BET Awards "The Black World Cup," Rock said,…

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[OT] Supreme Court Kicking Butt This Week!

At least the judicial branch still has a modicum of integrity while the legislative and, especially, executive branch flounder.

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Interesting "old" topic

At least to me it was interesting for one thing. There were a total of 75 posts. Of those 75, 53 of them were from those on my "ignore' list. Must have been a wonderful "discussion. 15 from the originator.

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If a Strip Club Dancer Hits a Guy While under the Influence ???

For a Strip Club that's only open from 8:30 p.m. to 2:00 a.m., what are the odds that TWO Strippers can hit the same guy with their cars back-to-back? http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2014-06-27/dancers-charged-aggravated-dui.html