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Regretting commitments

Have you ever regretted the commitments or promises you've made to a dancer. Man, I have. I live up to my commitments and if I promise to do something it gets done. Sometimes, after a few drinks, I get…

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What we really want from favorites

Anyone ever find themselves in this situation... I meet a smoking hot new dancer and set out to win her attention and succeed. ITC and OTC. Txt's, phone calls, lunches, dinners, gifts, favors etc...all this sets a precedent for future…

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Happy Cinco de Mayo

Will you get your Zaragoza on and beat up a Frenchman? Or will you just be a wimpy Norte' and party with the chica's and a bottle of tequila?

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

OK, as soon as this club...

OK, as soon as this club remodeled and re-opened, I was a total fan. It was a club atmosphere, they made good drinks, and the girls were petite, friendly, and hot. Really felt…

The Palace Gentlemens Resort

Houston, Texas

I stopped in to this club...

I stopped in to this club briefly on Friday night. I I think the cover was about 8 bucks. I didn't have much time or I would have stayed longer.<br> A dancer was dancing on only…

Princess Palace

Pearl City, Hawaii

<br> This club has...

<br> This club has gone thru some tough times over the last few years. Management (mama) has let herself be influenced by pimps and drug dealers. Her club was a haven for…

Club Blossom

Waipahu, Hawaii

<br> As stated this club...

<br> As stated this club is run by Greg/Kiana of the old Electros in Pearl City. It is in Waipahu, not the best location on Oahu, but okay but out of the way…

Danny's Cabaret

Jackson, Mississippi

Definitely the best club in Miss....

Definitely the best club in Miss. I've been to the babes just across the street, which is much worse. I arrived about 9pm one a Thursday on my way passed through Jackson. The club looks…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

My recent visits to Hustler were...

My recent visits to Hustler were a little disappointing. I would no longer consider it my favorite club in the ESL area.<br> <br> My major complaint would be the drop of mileage. A lot of dancers have…

Vegas Showgirls

St. Petersburg, Florida

Was here in the afternoon. Was...

Was here in the afternoon. Was basically told by the lone dancer on duty that the dayshift was kind of a wasteland. Although it is worth noting what appeared to be a second dancer was…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

I didn't know valet parking was...

I didn't know valet parking was mandatory, they charge 10 dollars for that ? ridiculous ! I went there 5 minutes after midnight on Monday and cover was another $10 however I find that one…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

The club is large, but the...

The club is large, but the interior can truthfully be described as trashy. The chairs are worn. One I sat in had a busted wheel. The drinks weren't bad, though it took…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

Lot's of potential ... but still...

Lot's of potential ... but still new with some odd bits. VERY slow during the day-and no girl on stage for quite awhile and no tv or anything to watch except the DJ-lame.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The best way to describe this...

The best way to describe this place is like an pair of well-worn shoes. They feel great, they may not always smell great, they're pretty scuffed and maybe even falling apart. But if you know…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Obviously I was here waaaay too...

Obviously I was here waaaay too early. But for a club supposedly known for its food, this was sad. First of all, there was maybe one dancer walking about...and she was quite obviously high on…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Three weeks ago I went in...

Three weeks ago I went in the club at about 4 pm. They had three BRAND NEW GIRLS that started that day. They had never done a lap dance ever. I gave each of…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Went there with a couple of...

Went there with a couple of buds. Overall it was a great time and the Denver's were fun and nice for the most part. dancers are a little selective of Who they talk to but…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

When you enter the club after...

When you enter the club after paying the cover, there are seats right in front of you and the stage to the left. Left of that is the drink area with the server.…

Minks Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Came here on a Friday evening...

Came here on a Friday evening there was no charge at the door so I sat down by the stage and saw a big tall beautiful black girls on stage I tipped her and after…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I have been finding myself going...

I have been finding myself going to Landing Strip more even though the club was well out of my way. The place seems to have better talent (attitude and appearance wise) than many other clubs…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I have mixed feelings about my...

I have mixed feelings about my experience here. First off it was my first time here. The cover was $10 and a 1 drink minimum so a $5 water and pretty much done. The women…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I use to visit this club...

I use to visit this club when I was younger when I went to College in the area. The place is much nicer now.<br> There is a pool table and a long bar on the right.<br> <br> I…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

I've visited quite a few rundown...

I've visited quite a few rundown clubs, but this one is particularly bad. I wonder when this joint was last spruced up or even cleaned. Maybe I expect too much, but rickety old tables and…

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge

Cadillac, Michigan

We friends were heading towards north...

We friends were heading towards north Michigan. There were no clubs on the north side, So we decided to stop here. We were having so low expectation, still we were so much disappointed. . <br> <br> This…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

You know how they say 'don't...

You know how they say 'don't judge a book by its cover'. Well, don't judge a strip club by it's parking lot either. It's been a while since I've been to this club (for good…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

While on business in downtown Nashville...

While on business in downtown Nashville a group of strippers or representatives of the local Deja Vu Club met us on Broadway St and handed us "Free Cover Passes" to Deja Vu. They were all…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

This place used to have a...

This place used to have a great animated neon sign of a naked woman bending over at the waist, which they recently replaced with a generic back-lit photo of collagened lips, so I was a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This review covers 2 visits over...

This review covers 2 visits over the last year. <br> <br> Dancer Quality is a mixed bag. Some 9+ talent and some 5's walking around aggressively seeing what they can get. There were a…

Southern X-Posure

West Wendover, Nevada

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time in a couple of years. Times have changed a bit for the better. It's still a pastie club but the pasties are smaller. I went on a Thursday, so…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood's quality of dancers seem to...

Hollywood's quality of dancers seem to bounce back a little. Unfortunately, not in a good way. I noticed this new dancer, Malibu, in my recent visits. Petite blonde girl, very energetic on stage. I was…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I made 3 visits to Follies...

I made 3 visits to Follies last week. Wednesday, Saturday & Sunday afternoons. Wednesday was the best of the 3 days and I did a VIP with one of my favorites. Saturday was terrible and…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

JB's is a different world. I...

JB's is a different world. I think it is far more appreciated by those of us that are from out of town rather than the regulars who may be on a little tighter budget. No…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

It had been over a year...

It had been over a year since I ventured to CF. With what happened last fall and all the bad reviews I didn't bother. Well was driving right a couple weeks ago…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Swung by the club for the...

Swung by the club for the first time in a long time. When you walk in there is a small area (light lock), then you come into the club where it is fucking dark as…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

This is one of the better,...

This is one of the better, upscale clubs on the other side of the river. Not a sleazy, grimy type of environment (some people prefer dirtier clubs for dirtier girls). If you are looking to…

Stars

Plainfield, Connecticut

I figured I would stop in...

I figured I would stop in since it has been nearly a year since my last visit. It was almost like I was there yesterday. Slow as usual in the afternoon with three girls working…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This place has change drastically in...

This place has change drastically in just the past couple of months major reconstruction of the VIP area went on and turned it from a nice semi dark secluded area to this bright half opened…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

I started visiting this club about...

I started visiting this club about a year ago and I've always have a good time. I usually go on Friday after work. Every once in a while I'll go on a Friday or Saturday…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Wow! Probably the best time...

Wow! Probably the best time I've had in a hole in the wall. Was quite scared to go in as it is not the best exterior. I went in anyway. The…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This is the one club I...

This is the one club I am always prone to re-visit. Where else do you always get full topless touch with no hesitations from the dancer. The atmosphere is mellow, but the club is a…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

I had a great time on...

I had a great time on my first visit to this club. There wasn't too many dancers on, and it was fairly busy, but overall the dancers were pretty hot. Quite a few young perky…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

I decided to make a few...

I decided to make a few trips back to the filly after not going for a while. I tried a couple of saturday nights, later than my normal times. Both trips were pretty good. I…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

I visited on a Tuesday night...

I visited on a Tuesday night expecting to get more attention on a slow night and I did. There were only 4 girls on, a blond, a red head and two brunettes. one of the…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

I stopped by this place in...

I stopped by this place in the afternoon. If you're worried about the neighborhood being too rough, you need to expand your world view. I'm white and I felt no awkwardness. The parking is…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

First visit to a strip club...

First visit to a strip club in the US (if you don't count the Girls of Glitter Gulch) and first visit anywhere for a very good number of years. Decided to visit this…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Stopped by on my way through...

Stopped by on my way through town. Very few dancers were there and they were all talking to what seemed to be regulars and not real interested in making money. One white girl and three…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

I visited this club a few...

I visited this club a few times in the past year, and lemme tell ya, it is hands down my favorite club. I judge a club mostly on the mileage and quality you get,…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Monday night. No cover to get in which was nice. The club itself was nice. Not the nicest I have ever seen, but clean and well-kept. The dancers were…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Went here for a friends bachelor...

Went here for a friends bachelor party. This place did not disappoint. Arrived around 10 PM, place was fairly quiet - continuous stream of hot girls going on stage. Many came over and asked if…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

After a reasonably disappointing time at...

After a reasonably disappointing time at the Lodge on a Wednesday afternoon (although the food was pretty good) I headed over to Baby Dolls. Should have gone earlier ... more space, more girls,…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

In town for work so we...

In town for work so we tried this place out. Getting in you would think you were entering a secure facility. ID's passed through a little hole. Seemed odd but it's not my home turf.…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here for a friends bachelor...

Went here for a friends bachelor party, overall had a great time. The place has a thing called delilah dollars so if you strapped for cash you can pay with credit; which could be dangerous…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I keep wishing for the old...

I keep wishing for the old days of MBOT when it really was just a carnival inside. But, we know those days are long gone. The weekday night I stopped by again showed…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to stop in on my...

Decided to stop in on my way home from the airport. Was feeling a little tired after my flight but figured what better way to perk up than some titties in my face lol.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Solid establishment with a decent variety...

Solid establishment with a decent variety of pretty, attractive girls. Not stocked with full-on models by any means, but certainly solidly above average.<br> <br> The other positive, is that the girls were quite friendly and personable,…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Hello all! <br> This is my...

Hello all! <br> This is my first review but I'm planning to write a couple more about clubs in my Home area, Boston, and a club in Philly that I visited. I'm originally from…

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Doing your CF right

Some times I don't Fuck my whores I make slow passionate love to them.....I grace them with flowers, milk baths, poems and a soft lotioned up cock........I make sensual love to her for hours on end holding my self back…

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Moves and positioning

So what do u thank is a better move having all your money n your hands counting it so the girls u talk to see what u r working with so maybee some otc or itc chances goes up or…

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International Clitoris Awareness Week,

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/05/clitoris-awareness-week_n_5267483.html I'll do my part next Saturday and wear my "Vaginas are super cool" T-shirt to the club.

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Tolerating GFE

With the right dancer, I enjoy LFK, DFK and other traits of GFE. In fact, if the right dancer can tolerate giving me good GFE with my fugly ass, she has made long term, big time, bank off me.…

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Tallest/Shortest dancers you've been with ?

I went to a SC last night (trying to squeeze some fun of what was remaining of the weekend) and I got a dance from a tall black dancer that said she was 6”1 w/o shoes; and I believed it…

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Retirement and SCing ?

Being a hobbyist; once I retire I hope to not only still be able to SC somewhat (financially speaking); but also live in an area w/ good SCs. For the fellow PLs – would good SCs be a variable when it…

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Extras in DC

I know DC doesn't have private rooms or lapdances, but was hoping to find a dancer at one of the clubs downtown who was open to extras outside the club. Has anyone had any sucess in DC clubs?

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Expensive dancer drinks ?

Probably has been asked b/f but I don't recall (or maybe I just wasn't paying attention :)). What is the most expensive dancer drink you have bought and were you aware of the cost of the drink prior to buying it?

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Tell me this is not true

Anyone familiar with “Aga's” in Boston – is this their M.O? From a recent review: “… The dancer that approached me was an attractive black woman, slim, not too much up top but a nice backside. She sat next to me at…

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Bad news for Atlanta club goers.

DeKalb County Superior Court Judge has dismissed a strip club's lawsuit against Doraville that sought to allow it to continue to offer nude dancing and alcohol. The Oasis club was annexed into Doraville in December 2012 but had previously operated as…

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A Lesson to the Jealous Haters in the SC

Heres a good story for all the jealous haters that often get upset when someone with a larger net worth drops some liquidity on the club, and people's favorite dancers are snatched up. At a well known, South FL club,…

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Byob clubs

I have never been to one but I have heard mention of them many times on here. Guys saying that they took their bottle of Jack, etc into the club and shared it with the dancers. This morning I was…

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OT: Jack is back

Bauer, that is. Set your DVR, dammit! http://www.fox.com/24-live-another-day/

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no sleep

So I ended up answering that stripper texting me. By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came on a Wednesday night. ...

Came on a Wednesday night. Paid the cover charge and sat down. Sat down in the back and decided to take in the scenery. Only Three girls (that I saw) on shift.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Millstream hasn't changed much over...

The Millstream hasn't changed much over the last 5 years, since the last remodeling. The physical setup is pretty decent and the club is a bit on the upscale side but still not far from…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This review is over two Fridays...

This review is over two Fridays most recently May 3, 2014. The talent quality seems to have gone down a bit with most night girls being either black, Brazilian, or latin, Since…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decided to try this place since...

Decided to try this place since it's on the way home and figure to kill a few hours. I ultimately ended up during the dreaded shift change from day/night. Wednesdays are definitely the best days…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Greetings all. This is my first...

Greetings all. This is my first review but I've lurked around for a while.<br> Some buddies of mine and I went to Desire Friday night around 11 p.m. as we were looking to visit a strip…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

OK, this place is INSANE.. really.....

OK, this place is INSANE.. really.. there were probably 20-30 girls in this place and being a Sunday Afternoon I really did not have high expectations. <br> There were I would say mostly 7s, with some…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

My bro and I stopped by...

My bro and I stopped by in the early afternoon to grab lunch. $3 each and into the club. I believe they have stopped the free pizza or burger buffet that they use to do.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

twas okay. no big asses. so...

twas okay. no big asses. so sad for me, mainly eastern euro types.<br> there is a blonde with a great ass. that's it.<br> <br> Overall the ambience is fine. Very strict, no touching at all....but some girls might…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Went here to hang with my...

Went here to hang with my buddies. Well lit club. Pretty clean club. Plenty beautiful ladies walking around. Skimpy outfits and good stage dancers. <br> <br> I'm a face and leg guy. Then comes the breast and…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Headed back to hotel after great...

Headed back to hotel after great night out on the town. The girl outside the club is very persuasive, and had my head full of visions that made me want to go in, even…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, New Jersey

Club was not what I imagined....

Club was not what I imagined. The girls there are friendly cute and talented. They serve food there so it's nice after a few drinks. Dj plays great music there. The barmaid is on point…

Gold Club Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited here with my guy a...

Visited here with my guy a few weeks after they opened. Very nice looking club, a little small with just one stage and a private dance area downstairs, however there is a VIP room upstairs…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Boyfriend and I went as a...

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I had a flight out of...

I had a flight out of LAX and a bit of time to kill beforehand so I headed over to 4Play. This place has a well deserved reputation for having the hottest girls in…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

There is a reason no onebin...

There is a reason no onebin vegas ever talks about club playinum. It's simply the absolute lsmest club in vegas. I went therebon a saturday night and girls were walking around in friggin gowns smh.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This was my first visit. I...

This was my first visit. I was taken here by a regular. From the outside you would not know this is a strip club. Very modern building right off a freeway exit. Not the typical…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Fluffers remains a slightly grungy club...

Fluffers remains a slightly grungy club on Illinois State Route 17 in Sparland. The old building does not look terribly inviting from the outside. The parking lot is well-worn. Some of that…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

As usual this club has the...

As usual this club has the largest amount of good looking dancers. Place had a good crowd but was able to find a seat. Lots of couples in the crowd. This place also has some…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Place was pretty dead. Usually start...

Place was pretty dead. Usually start off here on my trips to Indy but think I may have to pass for awhile. Even though place was dead girls did not really try to hang out…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time here in awhile. Place...

First time here in awhile. Place was dead but did not have to pay cover with stamp from Babes. There were about 5 customers in place and all had a girl sitting with them so…

Million Dollar Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Ok...so I said i would give...

Ok...so I said i would give it another try, and....MISTAKE.<br> i came over from MC and called ahead to find out wat up. Called about 710pm and asked when they ooen and when girls come in.…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

i had been to this place...

i had been to this place before - wanted to try it again to visit one specific girl. The way it works is you go upstairs, put a dollar into the peep viewer, view…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Nice club from an appearance standpoint....

Nice club from an appearance standpoint. Can buy cigars on your way in and smoke in the club. Girls were generally solid - 7s and 8s if you don't mind heavy tattoos. <br> <br> Girls sat in…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

I Went to the After Hours...

I Went to the After Hours Section that served no alcohol, & I noticed as me & 3 friends pulled up in two vehicles that the local p.d. were in the corresponding parking lot.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went into PP around 4 pm...

Went into PP around 4 pm on a Thursday last week. Music still way to loud and not very many customers in there at all. Stood at the bar for a while and watched the…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I went to Lipstick for the...

I went to Lipstick for the first time in 2 years. Previously they had a nice ethnic mix, and a few nice-looking girls.. this time.. no cute girls, period.. they have a new manager, who…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

This is my first time visited...

This is my first time visited the place.<br> The build looks old from the outside, but inside actually very clear and nice.<br> It's a little bit odd as paying the entry fee, got a lot of looks…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

As all the recent reviews have...

As all the recent reviews have mentioned correctly,the place is Fantastic! I have been here a few times now along with some buddies and not once has our visit been disappointing.Nothing compares to this place…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ok, so I have been reading...

Ok, so I have been reading about this joint for a while, so when I had occasion to make a trip to Detroit last month, I stopped in on the way back, on a Sunday…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Pretty nice looking club, I can't...

Pretty nice looking club, I can't get over the pasties in Mobile though, that is just so weird. Not many dancers on shift when I went and not many patrons. Dancers were all…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Medford, Oregon

So took the 2 plus hour...

So took the 2 plus hour drive from redding to medford to check out thr club scene. On word disappointing. The girls dont touch you and you cant obviously cant touch them. I…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Was passing through Akron one afternoon...

Was passing through Akron one afternoon and had some time to burn so I decided to stop at CW's and have a beer. I tried to find a parking spot in the lot but…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

This was my second visit. The...

This was my second visit. The first was great. The girls were hot. There was a bit of activity and I never felt pushed into anything. <br> <br> The second was not great. At 4:00 pm…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Some might consider this a sketchy...

Some might consider this a sketchy area. Parking on the street was tough but there are plenty of spots around the corner in residential areas. Bouncer collected $5 for daytime cover, no pat…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I usually visit TDN while on...

I usually visit TDN while on my business trip. <br> <br> I'll keep coming back because there's a lady in here I really like, her name is Victoria. Haven't seen her the last time I was here,…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

DV8 continues to be one of...

DV8 continues to be one of my favorite Portland clubs because they have consistently attractive and friendly dancers, decent drink prices with a good selection, and better than average private dances than most area clubs…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Sunday night.<br> <br> They have a buffet in the early evening on Sunday. That normally brings a crowd that includes guys who are so broke they pick strip clubs based…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

The bar is located in massillon...

The bar is located in massillon in a not so great neighborhood. It's small with a small stage and a wrap around bar. There are two pool tables that get in the way of trying…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Stopped By Wednesday Evening. They...

Stopped By Wednesday Evening. They Are Still Remodeling. they claim the remodeling will be amazing. Paid Cover To Get It With As Coupon For Free AdmissionNextTime.<br> <br> Had 50 Girls Working. In General…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went to St. James straight from...

Went to St. James straight from airport. In town on business. The club is close to the airport, quick cab ride. The layout of the club is nice. Two floors.…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This club has gone down hill...

This club has gone down hill during the weekday day shift lately. There USED to be some nice looking dancers. Now there are a few average dancers. Maybe they have moved to to greener pastures…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Went by one evening to check...

Went by one evening to check this place out, since it had been a while since we have been! Staff are great and even friendly enough to hook you up at the door with a…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Didn't know this was a juice...

Didn't know this was a juice and soda bar when it was picked by the group. I was doing the driving, so I was just along for the drive, so to speak. <br> <br> Got there and…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon to check this place as I haven't been in months.<br> <br> About 10 patrons around the bar with 5 or 6 girls making the rounds. If you haven't been here in…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Huge club. Biggest I have...

Huge club. Biggest I have ever been in. Was in Vegas for work/play. Went early afternoon as I had some time in between a conference and meeting colleagues. There was barely…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I...

I rarely go to other clubs so my review is a bit of a fan club shout out. The best part of the Criket ( as always) is the lack…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

San Diego has very restrictive rules...

San Diego has very restrictive rules regarding clubs and dancers meaning less touching then I get elsewhere in the Southwest. Goldfinger's girls are hot but the dances aren't very good. First off, yes they have…

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Building Housing Strip Club Collapses

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dc-strip-club-forced-evacuate-building-collapse-article-1.1777610

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Is this your first time in a strip club?

I was surprised to hear this from a dancer. I told another dancer it was my first time in the club. Do you ever get surprised to hear this question?

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stripper keeps blowing up my cell

Gotta be in a suite and tie for a board meeting at 7-fucking-am tomorrow. I've already taken 20mg ambien and know I'll have to wake up at 5am to cook a big steak, some potatoes, an espresso and snort 30mg…

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On TV

I saw this in a sports bar without sound and at first thought, "Really?" http://vimeo.com/63270978

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Lake Bell and her amazing titties!!!

Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars of that series...Lake Bell's left…

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the Sunday funnies

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and…

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the morning after

The pain of sunday morning is rarely rivaled by any other phenomena. We are now forced to come back to sobriety in preparation to live a "normal" life monday through friday. Coming back to the real world means no more…

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Doctor Crazy Joe!

I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could it be that Crazy Joe,…

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Seattle - recommendations?

GOing to be in Seattle mid-week; first time there. Clubs are nude; is one-way or two-way touching allowed? If going in mid-afternoon Wed, any recommendations for clubs or dancers? Thanks, Vman77

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where to go in Minneapolis

My wife and I plan to be in Minneapolis later this month and would like to hear suggestions from local, on the best club to visit. The last time we were in town, was Thanksgiving. The first night, we…

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Founder did it

The Juice-bots are gone Right?

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It isn't just porn stars and dancers getting the shaft from banks...

Remember that story about banks being forced to sever accounts of porn stars and sancers? DOJ is also now going after the gun industry. http://www.nraila.org/legislation/federal-legislation/2014/5/operation-choke-point-raises-alarms.aspx

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My final thought on Kentucky Derby Hats

It's all in how you wear it. http://azstarnet.com/kentucky-derby-the-hats/image_f851ca94-b503-11e2-b6db-001a4bcf887a.html Nuff said.

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Accessories

Today's topic for contemplation, consideration, and possible amusement is ACCESSORIES. Yesterday, I threw out the theme of Kentucky Derby Hats. Being from the South, sundresses and sunhats are considered as a ritual of Spring. Baseball caps with…

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The Other Shoe

So, we all have had various flakes with OTC. Tonight, I lined up this cute chick(civie gal) to meet up tonight. Well, I had a great day with Pops watching the Derby, got drunk at a kids…

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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handle bars

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Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me!

I got fooled twice! So I went to see the Mayweather fight and I see two smoking hot strippers I've been wanting to get dances from. The first one turned out to be a total bitch. I would not be surprised…

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the weekend has begun

The weekend debauchery has begun Last night: 1) Brought a stripper to a 5 star hotel 2) she immediately almost OD'd on oxy 3) Drank so much rum that immediately after cumming on her face, I puked all over the marble bathroom 4) pretty…

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Kentucky Derby

Today is the Kentucky Derby. What do you think of hats? And nothing else! One of the best stage dances I ever witnessed included a hat.

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Money is fun

At the sc last night spending far more cash than I should have been having the time of my life. It's so much fun having a large amount of cash in the right club with the right dancers.…

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Made it rain last night

I never saw the attraction to making it rain money on a dancer. In fact it kind of looked disrespectful in a way. But, last night, after a few too many drinks, I made it rain for the first time. My…

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Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind

http://www.wired.com/2014/05/absurd-creature-of-the-week-this-marsupial-has-marathon-sex-until-it-goes-blind-and-drops-dead/

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Your favorite's favorite drink?

For those that buy their lovely dancer a drink now and again... For my CF - In the club it's a white zin (weak VA clubs only serve beer & wine), otherwise it's a vodka cranberry That was my previous fav's drink…

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You ever have any dreams where you're alone with a bunch of horny girls?

I was wondering if visiting strip clubs contributes to such dreams. I had a dream before I woke up where I needed a place to crash and go to sleep. A couple of girls told me they knew the place.…

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The Ugly Details

I often see articles that express nothing but disgust with strip clubs, such as this one: http://members.jacksonville.com/community/clay/2014-05-02/story/anne-hammock-much-mystery-surrounds-businesses-aimed-adult This sentence stood out. She speaks of her friend Ben who decades ago went to a bachelor party at a strip club: "But Ben, not…

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What are you doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Chelsea Handler sidekick Chuy Bravo says he will honor Cinco de Mayo by making a bunch of "naked bitches" wrestle in salsa at a Vegas strip club ... VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!! Bravo will be the main man at Larry Flynt's Hustler…

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What kind of unusual compliments have you heard from dancers that you believed?

Last weekend I heard "I don't see how you aren't married, unless you've been lying to me all this time." Another one I heard which is not that common for me. " I like you.". I actually believed her because…

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Dancers talking bad about other dancers to customers.

Maybe it's just be but the last year or two I have heard a lot more dancers talking bad about other dancers in the club, several of which are my favorites. A few years ago I rarely heard it,…

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Papa Gateau

My first SC visit in over eight months took place in a muddle of Bordeaux after the Bruins/Habs playoff game last night. The club was one of the dreadful Calgary clubs that I usually eschew. Boredom and being googly-eyed were…

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Any good recommendations for the Phily area?

I am going to be in Phily toward the end of the month. What are some good clubs in the area, that are safe during the day and during the night, with decent to great dances. Easy parking…

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Club with the ugliest dancers?

What club, on average, has the least attractive dancers you've seen? Doesn't matter if the club had one dancer who was the hottest girl you've ever seen surrounded by a bunch of uglies. Or that the club had the ugliest…

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Building Collapse Forces Evacuation of NW D.C. Strip Club

Go here for video, etc: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Collapse-Reported-at-5th-And-K-Streets-NW-257714411.html

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Legal Prostitution

A friend told me a strip club is basically legal prostitution. Do you agree or disagree?

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A Dancer's Children Finding Her Dance Bag

​In Trixxi's recent thread, "Thinking XXX Dvd," she described her reaction to finding another family member's porn at home one day during her childhood. That made me think of this situation: When children find out their mom is a stripper.…

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It ain't over til the fat lady sings.

V. Stiviano can now loosely take Donald Sterling up on his offer ... allowing her to have sex with black guys. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has sent V. a letter ... offering her a starring role in a…

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Nipple Piercings

A couple of weeks ago I was at a local sc, enjoying my encampment along pervert row. The ladies were lovely and the dollars were flowing. This one dancer had her time to shine in stage and shine…

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Who else hates when strippers wanna talk to you (sometimes)?

I mean i have many chicks i talk to as friends but in strip clubs i like talking to the strippers it's cool but something i just want them to dance and do and say freaking shit with me while…

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otc threesome

Going on vacation soon and figured I would kick things off with an otc threesome. Told my current "favorite" (I hate this term but whatever) I'd give her 2k to find a willing partner from the club and she could…

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Butt slide

Does it bother you when, at the start of the LD, the dancer makes you slide your butt down to the lip of the seat so she can grind better? I fucking hate it and will only tolerate it for a…

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Per SW - Do you care if your regular spends money on other girls

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192680-Do-you-care-if-your-regular-spends-money-on-other-girls

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Multiple Choice

That Adam Silver is one ugly sumbitch. A? B? or C? A. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Grant_Wood_-_American_Gothic_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg B. http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ET-stolen.jpg C. http://shlabotnikreport.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/quisp.jpg

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"Dear Customer"Letters from SW

It's been a while since I've ventured over to SW land – but came across this somewhat “interesting” SW thread – it's kinda long; but if you have some time to kill … https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?192153-Letters-you-wish-you-could-send-to-customers-(vent-away)

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Reviews

How long do you wait before you post a review of a club? Hours, days, weeks?

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What is the definition of a big penis?

We have all had strippers tell us we had a big dick to boost our egos. But what is a big dick. I have always thought of myself as slightly bigger than average. Yesterday I had one of my favorites…

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Fundraiser For "Clubbing"

For my first discussion posting on TUSCL I found this local news article that must be shared. This just cracks me up on so many levels lolz!! http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25373037/dispute-over-money-spent-by-steven-utashs-son-at-strip-club enjoy!

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McMicken barricades part of larger plan to fight Cincinnati prostitution

CINCINNATI —It's no secret McMicken Avenue is known for sex trafficking and violence. In January, a known 24-year-old prostitute was gunned down a few feet away from where barricades have been put up to interrupt johns, or customers, from going in…

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Testosterone, The Biggest Men's Health Craze Since Viagra, May Be Risky

Men seek it out to combat low energy and decreased sex drive. Prescription testosterone has become so popular that so-called "low T" clinics are becoming common sights in cities and suburbs. The number of testosterone prescriptions written in the U.S. more…

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Candidate for governor reveals his past as a stripper, Democrats call for inspec

Larry Ealy's naked truth: No need for any more profiles of long-shot gubernatorial candidate Larry Ealy. Joe Vardon of the Columbus Dispatch has the most interesting nugget you'll read on the colorful Democrat from the Dayton area. The former tow-truck…

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Grand Re-opening of Doll House of Columbus - May 2nd at 8pm

Any news on what's going on with the Doll House of Columbus? I have been there twice and both times it was dead. They now have an ad out advertising a grand re-opening on may 2nd at 8pm. Claims…

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Mea Culpa

My wife never has an issue with me going clubbing, but out of courtesy I always wash up when I get home and before I get into bed. Every once in awhile she will say you reek of perfume…

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OT:Buffets

Since I'm off-topic, what are youse feelings about Buffets? Yay or nay? I say nay.

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D'Antoni Quits

Good riddance. Best news I've heard in basketball all year.

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The Big "O"

Rumor is Oprah Winfrey is part of a buying group interested in purchasing the Clippers. I never knew she liked balls.

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April 30 Clubbing

What happened on that night should be written down. Thankfully there is TUSCL to where I can store/toss/write the experience. Portland was a bit warm, but not too warm to be considered uncomfortable. I was at my friends pad because I…

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Should we help them improve their business?

I was in my local club tonight, when a dancer asked if she could join me, as she was pulling out the chair and sitting down. She had been on the stage when I walked in, and at least now…

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Help needed for confused newby

Just thought I'd put this out there, in the hope that some of the more experienced members can give their thoughts on my situation, as I'm somewhat of a Newbie. Me - 40+, married, kids etc in the UK. Have…

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stippers and drugs

Admittedly I have a tendency to like doing drugs with strippers both itc (champagne room) or otc (preferably otc). I recently had an experience where I became the sole income for a stripper, to the point where she stopped…

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OT: Which States make up the 'South"

From 538.com "First, the Southerners were considerably more certain of which states are their own. While the top few Midwest states barely pulled 80 percent of the vote, nearly 90 percent of respondents identified Georgia and Alabama as Southern, and more…

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OT: Which States make up the 'Midwest"

From 538.com "Indiana, Iowa and Illinois appear to be the core of the Midwest, each pulling more than 70 percent of the vote (that may partly be because of their substantial populations). Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota each pulled at least 60…

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Seeing a Stripper outside the Club

As my username states: I am a rookie to the whole SC deal. Normally I only go to clubs while on business cuz the road can get boring and I want companionship. That being said I have been recently tempted…

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another Troll with fake reviews - doc_hollerday

What is the appropriate response in an open forum site like TUSCL to a Troll member who intentionally posts fake or stolen reviews? I was scanning reviews on Monday and saw a couple with questionable details written by a "new" member…

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Why hadn't I heard about this until today!

http://stripper-locker-room.tumblr.com/ Find your girls here!

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sick stripper

One of my strippers just texted me and says she has been out of work 2 weeks and has endometriosis. Im gonna google it but just for laughs I wanted to see what you clowns knew about it and your…

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End Of Freedom Of Speech?

Is this(Donald Sterling) the beginning of the end? If you can't speak freely in your own home, where can you speak freely? How is this going to effect smack talk and lover room talk? Is this going…

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lokking for Becka from Twin Peeks in Charlotte

i have been trying to find my ATF, she used to work at Twin Peeks in Charlotte before it was closed but havent seen her yet in other clubs in Charlotte except for one time in L & L University…

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Sport Clips

I went to get a haircut tonight. Usually the women at my local Sport Clips are like 5's, you wouldn't fuck them. This evening I get a new hairstylist who was pretty good looking, an 8. She was a 5'2"…

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CLIPPERS OWNER FINED 2.5 MILLION DOLLARS

my understanding on this part is that he will be fined by the nba that amount in addition to being forced to sell his team via majority owner voting. if he wants to stay in the league somehow then obviously…

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Road Trip

Just got word that I'm going to do some traveling later this year. I'll be spending time in Chicago, Indianapolis, Louisville and Nashville. Suggestions for stops along the way? I've hit Chicago and Indy before, so Polekatz Chicago and BBFs…