OT: The dark side of being an awesome, super-rich playboy.
Thursday, July 10, 2014 4:25 PM
Now I know most of you are jealous losers with no money who just want to hate on me but I thought I would come here and discuss some deeply personal shit and then ask you all for some advice.
Been a rough week or so for me, had plans to spend the holiday weekend getting high as a kite while fucking strippers and putting stuff in my rectum, spending more money than most of you losers make at your blue collar jobs in a whole year. Ya know, the usual. Ended up having to go to Dad's house in Aspen/Condo in Boca. I've just been really burned out at my job in high finance/fry cook at McD's and I wanted to talk to Dad about quitting. But I know if I quit high finance/McD's then Dad and Mom will cut off my trust fund/weekly allowance for doing chores!
On top of all that my girlfriend is never around because she's busy traveling the world/hostessing at Outback Steakhouse. When she is around she's always a huge bitch and flips out every time I ask to snort drugs off her ass or ask her to “be the manâ€. One time she even threatened me with a knife after I choked her with a belt in an alcohol induced rage. Who does that shit?
I'm really lost though. Dad wants me to look into law school/the management training program at Jiffy Lube. But all I want to do is sit around the house doing drugs and playing with myself. Is that too much to ask? Shouldn't my parents support that? I'm a grown man/not a grown man for FUCK SAKES! Then people have the gall to suggest that I should HELP others! Why? I worked hard to earn this money that is given to me freely for no reason!
So obviously I have a lot to think about. Any advice from you strangers/jealous losers on the internet whose only common bond is an above average interest in strip clubs?
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