The club's a bomb on the...

The club's a bomb on the outside, and it's always hard to figure out just where to turn to get to it -- it's easy to miss the turn since it's blind from Route 1, and since 1's a divided highway through there, you have to drive north, then turn back south, then turn back north if you don't reach it.<br>

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The bouncers are generally terse -- they give you the feeling they've seen it all before, and they're not interested in what happens next.<br>

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The girls were beautiful, but you get right down to it the waitresses were nuclear hot. Their 'uniform' is a black corset and black lace hipsters that taper back to a thong, making them as chesty as possible. They find ways to differentiate. There was one waitress in hipster glasses with her hair pulled back. I swear I'd marry her.<br>