Definition of a PL (and I'm not talking about LMN)

They never tell you what you need to know.

7/13/2014 7:21:21 PM

I caught this review on the homepage and I thought OMG. Either this guy needs some strip club advice or I've got a bridge to sell him.

Username: drt

Club: Hustler Megaclub in Las Vegas

"I went twice on a Monday and Tuesday night. Both nights were dead and probably only had about 10 dancers working. The stage was often empty. This may sound bad, but it allowed for some better customer service. My first dance came from two sexy latinos. I had been talking to one of them for about a half hour and she went and got her friend. We did a 3 song VIP for kind of cheap and they said they wanted to take me upstairs for the 30 min VIP. I accepted.

It was $350 a girl and they did not charge me for bottle service or anything. I just bought a beer and went to the room. The upstairs rooms are super nice. They have doors and no windows. They have one or more couches and chairs. Very private and exclusive. If you tip the door girl/drink girl, they will not bother you. I tipped like $40. They both danced on me and then gave me a CHJ. They were pretty sensual and dirty talked me a bit. Very nice.

I went downstairs to recover and eventually asked them about other girls they'd recommend. They recommended one and I went and asked her for a dance. We went into the same room ($350 for 30 min) and she asked me what the other girls did. She was upset that I didn't even get a BJ. She danced for a few minutes and started playing with me. She then slid on a rubber and started giving me a CBJ. She then said she didnt want me to cum yet and started dancing on me again. She restarted the CBJ a few minutes later and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I declined, so she finished me.

After that, she hung out with me some more and we got drinks upstairs. I then ended up getting another dance from her in the same room. Before I went up, the manager upstairs comped me a drink. I was stunned. I never heard of a strip club giving you free alcohol, but they did it for me. We went up and had a nice repeat session.

Because I had so much fun, I came back Tuesday night. I went upstairs with a girl for another 30 min VIP and she was not quite as nice as the others. She asked what they did for me and she said she wouldn't do that for me, but would gladly bring back another girl who would and give a double dance. I declined that. She said she would still make it enjoyable for me and she gave me a slow, sensual lap dance to completion with some nice dirty talk. One bad note is that they charged me for a bottle of champs unlike the night before.

After that, I was sitting and talking to her and my favorite from last night walked out of a room and came up for me. We did another VIP room with the same experience (and she didn't charge me for drinks).

Overall, this club, while dead on week days, is an absolute blast. I did not have a single dance with a girl that I wasn't satisfied with. The manager was extremely cool and down to earth. She comped me alcohol for crying out loud! And she let me motorboat her! She also never forced me to get bottle service with upstairs rooms (the one I had to was when a different drink girl was working the table). After my dances, the dancers always chatted with me. They all made it such a great experience unlike any other club I had been to. "