I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and...

I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and it seems to have pretty slim picking for their Strip Club scene. From this website, I was under the impression this was the best club in town (I have no interest in the lingerie places, where you can apparently get various sexual favors on the cheap, but that just seems gross and dangerous), so I decided to check this place out. <br>

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Walking into the club, it doesn't look half-bad. They have 2 small stages (maybe with a 6ft diameter each), and apparently an additional stage in the VIP room, which I didn't see. They have one bar (serving ridiculously overpriced drinks) in the main area that is quite long, and apparently one in the VIP room.<br>

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I came in around 7pm and this club was pretty dead; there were about double the amount of dancers as there were customers. Unfortunately, there wasn't a whole lot of variety. All the dancers were white (with the exception of one dancer who looked half-Hispanic), too young for my liking, all quite thin with very little curves to speak of, and I'm not sure what's in the water in this area, but the few girls I spoke with were severely lacking the ability to hold a conversation. <br>