OT: Toilet paper just too messy for you?

When you're on the run and you got the runs, reach for the glove that gets the job done.

I hate when the tp breaks and you get a messy finger

You could also use them to finger a girls vagina without getting your fingers messy.

Actually, Shadow, since they're mitten shaped fingering would be difficult. Fisting on the other hand......

Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right?
Neither. I use Shittens!

So I'll have a garbage bag full of shit laden mittens in my bathroom??? PASS.

"Toilet paper just too messy for you"?....thou shitteth moi

What a crappy topic

Lol......shiiiiuuuueeeet

^^^^ the longest word a black person knows...

Just kidding, guys

@rockstar-dude...at the risk of undermining the scatological humor associated with this thread, I'll just say that it hasn't been that bad when I've traveled in places where turkish toilets are used. If you're in a place where TP is used rather than a water spigot the standard is just to throw used TP in a wastebasket. TP will clog those things in no time!

A story CJ will no doubt appreciate...I traveled with somebody who actually clogged her toilet with an exceptionally stout turd. I told her not to sweat it -- I figured it would disolve -- but she still had to use the toilet in my room the next day. So I found a stick and broke up the unflushable turd.

I hate to think about explaining things if I had broken the stick and it was stuck in the drain. I think the only thing to say is "uh...it was that way when I got here"!

^^^
So shittens not sounding so bad now, eh?

Lol

@zipman: My daughter used to poo every 3 days and would clog the toilet all the time with a giant turd. I'm SO glad she grew out of that!

It just struck me that a shitten would be an outstanding shoe polish rag! Of course, you'd have to know shit from shinola. ;)