How Many Lapdances is That?
fastscrsVirginia
Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill up my car." or "Um, they want 15 lap dances for that TV." or "$20 for that shirt? That's the cost of a lap dance." Ever do this?
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last commentYou sound like a dancer.
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Been there.
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I fold my money in my wallet in terms of lap dances---is that bad? LOL
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Sick, but I have done it...several times.
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"Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy?"
Haha, oh yes! If fact, in a previous life on this board, I coined the term LDU (Lap Dance Unit) as shorthand for this. During my hiatus this was replaced by the much more expensive SBU (Sugar Baby Unit) lol
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No I look at this as a hobby, not as the central focus of my life.
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I do it all the time
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I use the Bacon Meter-How much bacon could I buy.
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In these parts, cases of beer are the most common monetary unit.
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I used to – but decided it was futile to keep thinking about how much $$$ I was spending – might as well enjoy oneself rather than spend the $$$ and worry about it.
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I had a garage sale today and made 2 visits to my favorite club's VIP room. :)
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