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How Many Lapdances is That?

fastscrs
Virginia
Thursday, July 10, 2014 7:35 PM
Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill up my car." or "Um, they want 15 lap dances for that TV." or "$20 for that shirt? That's the cost of a lap dance." Ever do this?

11 comments

  • deogol
    10 years ago
    You sound like a dancer.
  • ilbbaicnl
    10 years ago
    Been there.
  • cyclops65
    10 years ago
    I fold my money in my wallet in terms of lap dances---is that bad? LOL
  • mmdv26
    10 years ago
    Sick, but I have done it...several times.
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    "Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy?" Haha, oh yes! If fact, in a previous life on this board, I coined the term LDU (Lap Dance Unit) as shorthand for this. During my hiatus this was replaced by the much more expensive SBU (Sugar Baby Unit) lol
  • skibum609
    10 years ago
    No I look at this as a hobby, not as the central focus of my life.
  • bang69
    10 years ago
    I do it all the time
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    I use the Bacon Meter-How much bacon could I buy.
  • Dolfan
    10 years ago
    In these parts, cases of beer are the most common monetary unit.
  • Papi_Chulo
    10 years ago
    I used to – but decided it was futile to keep thinking about how much $$$ I was spending – might as well enjoy oneself rather than spend the $$$ and worry about it.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    I had a garage sale today and made 2 visits to my favorite club's VIP room. :)
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