How Many Lapdances is That?

7/10/2014 7:35:38 PM

Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill up my car." or "Um, they want 15 lap dances for that TV." or "$20 for that shirt? That's the cost of a lap dance." Ever do this?

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deogol

Michigan

11 years ago

You sound like a dancer.

ilbbaicnl

11 years ago

Been there.

cyclops65

11 years ago

I fold my money in my wallet in terms of lap dances---is that bad? LOL

mmdv26

Florida

11 years ago

Sick, but I have done it...several times.

steve229

11 years ago

"Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy?"

Haha, oh yes! If fact, in a previous life on this board, I coined the term LDU (Lap Dance Unit) as shorthand for this. During my hiatus this was replaced by the much more expensive SBU (Sugar Baby Unit) lol

skibum609

Massachusetts

11 years ago

No I look at this as a hobby, not as the central focus of my life.

bang69

North Carolina

11 years ago

I do it all the time

SlickSpic

11 years ago

I use the Bacon Meter-How much bacon could I buy.

Dolfan

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.

11 years ago

In these parts, cases of beer are the most common monetary unit.

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

11 years ago

I used to â€“ but decided it was futile to keep thinking about how much $$$ I was spending â€“ might as well enjoy oneself rather than spend the $$$ and worry about it.

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

11 years ago

I had a garage sale today and made 2 visits to my favorite club's VIP room. :)

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