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tuscl Top 10.......WTF?

I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

I went last night around 8:00...

I went last night around 8:00 and there were only 3 girls on shift. One wouldn't come out of the dressing room, but two decently attractive black women came out to talk to me.…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

The place sits back off the...

The place sits back off the street a little ways so it might be hard to see the 1st time. Cover is minimal as typical of Oregon clubs. The talent is overall pretty good. I've…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Been awhile since I've been to...

Been awhile since I've been to Splendor, but decided to go on a Friday night around 11pm about a month ago. Overall things didn't really appear anything different physically with the place. Dancers…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Pole Position is up and running..opens...

Pole Position is up and running..opens at noon six days a week and only nights on Sunday..sat night cover was ten, BYOB (wine or beer only) with a theoretically nude format that is meeting some…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

CW's was as busy as I'd...

CW's was as busy as I'd ever seen it in the afternoon. Best of all, there were some new faces besides the usual veteran dancers. One used to work at Bottoms Up and said she…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

First time here in a long,...

First time here in a long, long time. Might be a while before I come back. It wasn't a bad time, but the girls just weren't that appealing to me. The ones that might have…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

what an awesome experience, the receptionist...

what an awesome experience, the receptionist is friendly, she helped me to meet the girls and all of them were very pretty Finally I selected Summer as my masseuse she was super beautiful and friendly ,…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday night with my wife. It had been a year since we’d gone here together, since we live out of the area, and apparently management has changed in…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I made another trip to Booby...

I made another trip to Booby Trap this time on a Tuesday night. I try to avoid going to a club on the weekend because it is usually just too crazy and you don't get…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

This place is making some improvements....

This place is making some improvements. They are under construction, so if you can deal with a little disorder, i'd say it's worth a stop by. Competing with Teasers, they now also have 3 different…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I arrived late on a Friday...

I arrived late on a Friday night. Cover was high ($18) because there was a featured dancer that evening, but frankly I wasn't too interested in that. The place is small, and it was jam-packed…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

First time at Derriere's and had...

First time at Derriere's and had a great time. Seating is at tables around a long stage. There was at least one dancer on stage every song. They danced topless and with a little tipping…

Kama Sutra Cabaret (was Babe's Cabaret)

New Orleans, Louisiana

There are many options on Bourbon...

There are many options on Bourbon Street, but Babe's is consistently the best. There are usually quite a few dancers working, and I have to say, they are the highest quality crop on Bourbon. Cover…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Was passing through ELP and thought...

Was passing through ELP and thought I would stop at my favorite club for extras. Beer was 3.75 and the club was prety quiet. Only 3 customers and 4 or 5 dancers. I was approached…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

I was in...

I was in Gastonia for business, nothing to do on a Saturday night, so I decided to check out Leather & Lace. It's a generic square brick building, nothing fancy. There was…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

This club has fallen off big...

This club has fallen off big time over the years. This club had the reputation for being the top club in all of New York. Not anymore! Sin city was a club for the elite…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was able to sneak out...

I was able to sneak out of work before noon back in the beginning of July. I was planning on going to Pandora's, but they did not open until 1:00 pm. I had to be…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

If you like old out of...

If you like old out of shape, ex pornstar looking chicks this is the club for you! The bouncers are mean and like to throw their weight around. One good thing about the club is…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

There were 14 dancers (six 7’s...

There were 14 dancers (six 7’s and the rest were 6's or below with a 30/70 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived at 9:30. Shortly after receiving my beer…

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, Wisconsin

I was driving through the area...

I was driving through the area on my way home Friday evening and decided to stop. Last visit 5 months ago was not good at all, but it was bad weather, and I blamed…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

OK, first of all let me...

OK, first of all let me just say I have never been to a "gentlemans club" before, I am an upstanding young man and my mother brought me up well. I have no desire to…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

stopped in on Friday afternoon. Only...

stopped in on Friday afternoon. Only one dancer approached me. She wasn't my type, so I sais no. No other dancers would approach me. the same girl approached me again, so I said OK to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I drove out from MA to...

I drove out from MA to check out the Blue. There were about 10 girls in the place. Most seemed lackluster about working or approaching customers. I sat for 20 minutes, and drank one beer.…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I went to Flash Dance this...

I went to Flash Dance this afternoon, as well as one day last week, and found it to be like some of the other West Palm Beach clubs I had been to with a twist.…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Understanding that I live in MN,...

Understanding that I live in MN, and therefore am used to clubs that are pretty tame, I have to say this is the best club I have been to. Went on a Saturday night, and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Fantasies is a nice looking...

Club Fantasies is a nice looking club on the inside. The cover is $10, drink run $6-10, and it costs an extra $5 for the all-nude stage upstairs. The downside here is that the privacy…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

There were about a dozen dancers...

There were about a dozen dancers the night I visited. All were slim and good looking (6 - 8 depending on your scale). There were no over weight ladies, but also no heavy hanging boobies.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This club has very hot dancers....

This club has very hot dancers. It is small, but on weekends they open the far section and have more room than during the day when it is closed. This section has the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I don't go to clubs that...

I don't go to clubs that often. It can be quite a cost-prohibitive habit. But when I get a chance to go, I typically choose The Cricket. The deciding factor is not…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is great and very...

This place is great and very straightforward. You pay $60 for a VIP dance and you will get the "hands on" VIP treatment every time. A girl may try to get you to pay $100…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Stopped in for lunch, and they...

Stopped in for lunch, and they have very reasonably priced lunch specials. Pretty good too. But of course there are more pressing reasons to visit. Waitress was good, but only one on duty and she…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

Passed by this place a million...

Passed by this place a million times and finally decided to pull over on random Thursday night. The place has a full bar so there's no nudity, just girls in bikinis. There were…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I guess this place is okay...

I guess this place is okay for Charlotte. I went at about 11 on a Friday night and stayed almost 2 hours. There were about 20 dancers, and maybe 30 customers. The club is pretty…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

well i have been on hiatus...

well i have been on hiatus for a while but now i'm back so i decided to go back to Nicola's to see if anything changed. Well nothing really did changed besides the dancers so…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

This was my first visit, have...

This was my first visit, have been to all the other Knox-area clubs. I arrived at 7:05 missing the free entrance (before 7pm) by a few minutes. There were a few cars in the lot,…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Cheetah Club after a...

Went to Cheetah Club after a long time away and found it quite difficult to get used to again. That is, after visiting some of the other clubs around the ATL, Cheetah’s four dancers…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

I went in on Sunday around...

I went in on Sunday around six and was greeted by a pretty attractive girl named Brooklyn. She was some sort of exotic mix, native american latina and ebony... Quite a looker! Of course the…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

I visited Dreamers a couple weeks...

I visited Dreamers a couple weeks ago on a Saturday night, hoping to catch one of my recent favorites... a young cutie named Rose. Not only was I disappointed to find out that Rose hadn't…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

After not getting satisfaction at another...

After not getting satisfaction at another club tonight - I thought I'd come back here to check Exotica out again! Sat down at the rail at the circular stage - the one with the pole.…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

This is a great little club....

This is a great little club. One stage, with five or six girls on rotation. Most of the girls are really cute, and some of them are really good on the pole. This club is…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Just flew into town and got...

Just flew into town and got a text from an old friend that she was working there this afternoon and was bored. Checked into hotel and headed on over. Since it was Sunday afternoon the…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Stopped by the Gold Club on...

Stopped by the Gold Club on a Wed. evening at 5:45. Overall the club was empty. There were approx. 8 dancers working and maybe 10 customers. 1 guy at the stage, everyone else…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

It had been a long time...

It had been a long time since my last visit to the Carnival and I was coming home from the beach and decided to stop in. There were only a few customers as it was…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Was in Dallas for work trip...

Was in Dallas for work trip last week and of course had to stop in for baby dolls quick stop. Decided to come in around 9 pm to try the pm talent. My last few…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

The only club in town. Girls...

The only club in town. Girls are pretty good looking. Very relaxed atmosphere. The club was pretty empty but had a good vibe. Bottle service was excellent. I went in with a co worker who…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in for a Sunday night...

Stopped in for a Sunday night visit. It was my first visit to the club and I was just looking to get a feel for the place. Portland has a lot of clubs…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Glitter Gulch is a really interesting...

Glitter Gulch is a really interesting spot, right there in the midst of Fremont street with all the other casinos, souvenir shops and restaurants. There are stripper type ladies with pretty skimpy bottoms outside,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue on a...

Back to the Blue on a recent Saturday night. Haven’t been here in a while, too long. Renovations have continued, but not too much is different. New walls basically. The bartender…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club on Saturday night...

Visited this club on Saturday night for the second time. Not sure why it was way more busy this particular night than the last Saturday we were in town (approximately a month ago).…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This is one of the better...

This is one of the better Strip Clubs that I've been to. I like it a little better than PNT. Maybe a bit fewer girls at Hardbodies but it has much more privacy for lapdances. On…

Mixer's Club & Lounge

Northfield, Ohio

This was my first time here....

This was my first time here. It is close to the Northfield Hard Rock Rocksino. It’s in a safe neighborhood. It is located in a small strip mall, next to a Subway. I was greeted…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

A perfect example of the changing...

A perfect example of the changing nature of a club. Six months ago, you could go in on the weekend and see at least 3 good looking women who were both 1) not addled, and…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stopped by on my way home...

Stopped by on my way home from a long trip home from CT. Certainly not a glitzy place but is very comfortable and when I came in there was room to move. A…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

I have been to Tequila Sunrise...

I have been to Tequila Sunrise numerous times, so I am quite familiar with the layout of the club and its general atmosphere. On this particular occassion I stopped by for their famed Tequila Tuesdays…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Decided to stop in on my...

Decided to stop in on my way back from Tampa. Cover was $7, and they hand you a ticket so they can keep track of everything you order while inside, a little different from what…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Killed some time here instead of...

Killed some time here instead of gambling and it was a good decision. Used the online pass for entry and as soon as I sat down, two girls swooped in aggressively pitching their wares. It…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

OK so I decided to try...

OK so I decided to try a different club than my usual hangouts and this place had great reviews. The club itself is very pretty. Much more elegant than most of the ones around…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Decided to stop in on my...

Decided to stop in on my way back from Tampa. Cover was $7, and they hand you a ticket so they can keep track of everything you order while inside, a little different from what…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Very disappointing , I read good...

Very disappointing , I read good things about the place so I decided to take the drive. The club looks ok from the outside, but it is actually very nice inside. Strange layout, but i…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

This is one of the industrial...

This is one of the industrial park strip clubs off Edison. It over runs hot and cold so I'll start with this visit then expand on the overall. You park in the back, make sure…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in on a weekday evening....

Stopped in on a weekday evening. My first time back in about 6 mos.Got patted down at the door and paid mt 5 dollar cover charge. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer $4.…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

If you're not a regular here,...

If you're not a regular here, don't bother going. Arrived at 9:15 pm on a Saturday night and watched the dozen or so "dancers" there sit and gab with the same guy(s) until the feature…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always a reliably good time. Girls...

Always a reliably good time. Girls are as close to BFF experience as you'll get. Just can't do better than private dance rooms with doors (even if the bottoms are cut off). There's plenty of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Took a trip to the playhouse...

Took a trip to the playhouse while I was in the area. Very easy to get to from 295. There were quite a few cars in the parking lot. I found my way in to…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by my old haunt to...

Stopped by my old haunt to see what was going on. Free cover before 5 and beer specials. Had about 8 or so dancers. About 7 people at the bar and bartender and roaming waitress.…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Probably the best place I've been...

Probably the best place I've been to in Oregon. But that's not saying a whole lot. If you are looking for mileage than Oregon is not the place. Actually the northwest has…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I returned to Cheetah's after a...

I returned to Cheetah's after a long absence. After entering, I stopped and chatted with the doorman/bartender near the front. He was very friendly. We even discussed other clubs' pros and cons…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I go here frequently just because...

I go here frequently just because it is a place to get high mileage at. $10 cover and off I go. If you want to get more out of your lap dance sit on the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

The club itself was nice. ...

The club itself was nice. Fresh wood paneling everywhere. No VIP yet. Told it was coming. Only 2 dancers when I was there. A very small AA super skinny.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Good times. $25 couch / bed...

Good times. $25 couch / bed dances. Overpriced drinks, $7 for me, $10 or more for the dancers. Great mix of hot dancers. Afternoon shift more laid back. I suspect rules are relaxed. Owner came…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Part two of my Mints review. I...

Part two of my Mints review. I forgot all the ladies names from the club, with the exception of Jenny, she was a tall stunning brunette, with a great smile. She was very busty, great conversation,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

As many have stated before this...

As many have stated before this isn't the trendy new kind of strip club, it's the staple of reliability kind of club you always know what to expect more than likely same women you've seen…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

I went back in May, and...

I went back in May, and it seemed another night of sucking beers, staring at an empty stage while the dancers booze it up with regulars. A real hottie I've seen on every visit walked by…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Decided to check out this club....

Decided to check out this club. It has a nice set up, you pay at the bar as you enter. The stage is towards the back of the club and there are 2…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Little Darlings has been my go...

Little Darlings has been my go to place for the past few trips since I don’t drink much and can’t stand having to pay outrageous prices for alcohol. I always use the coupons form…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I've been to this place 3...

I've been to this place 3 times during April and May 2014...had some hits and misses. One time had a couple of great dances from 2 separate gals...really was impressed, and both were down-to-earth…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Okay...this is my stopping place when...

Okay...this is my stopping place when in AZ area, and I dropped in during March of 2014 (finally just getting my review in). First...great bar! This is a local place, and you will…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I visited the Pony a few...

I visited the Pony a few weeks back while on a business trip. I started early, around 8pm. When I arrived, the club was pretty dead, about 3-4 dancers and only a handful of…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

This is not a strip club....

This is not a strip club. Depending on what you are looking for, this is much better than a strip club. There is no drinking or hanging out talking to the girls. Was in Canada…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I decided to check out Pitiful...

I decided to check out Pitiful Princess based on some things that Trixxi said on this site - even though it's on the other side of the city! ( I'd recommend reading Trixxi's discussion on…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Readers: The following review rates this...

Readers: The following review rates this club WITH RESPECT TO OTHER AREA STRIP CLUBS [western MO/eastern KS] not against clubs in south Florida, TX, Vegas, SoCal, NYC, Providence, RI, etc. That’s especially pertinent since implementation…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club. The quality of the dancers varies quite a bit. Some I wouldn't look at twice. Others are fun and at least somewhat attractive.…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I didn't mess around going to...

I didn't mess around going to the front club. I headed straight to the back for a good time. I was the only guy there because it was just a bit after they…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I came in the club around...

I came in the club around 7 or so. The outside of the club seems to maybe needs a little work but I decide to take a look. When I went in the girl on…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Last time I was in this...

Last time I was in this club was when it was Thee Diamond Club the last time I visited the island. Had a pretty good experience, despite the expensive drinks (beer $6.00), which I…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

So I decided on a bit...

So I decided on a bit of a different venue after finding that the Tequila Sunrise has been pretty played out. Same girls, same music, same attitude. Walked in about 8pm, and quickly realized I…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Like the last time I was...

Like the last time I was here, this bar is still AWFUL. I had time on my hands and was going to pass the place on my way to my destination so I stopped in…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

Visited Spice Lounge this past Wednesday...

Visited Spice Lounge this past Wednesday evening and had a decent time. The cover charge remains $10. There were about 8-10 dancers working this night, 5 black girls and 3 white girls. I'd say most…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

My buddy and I went to...

My buddy and I went to visit double visions late night on Sunday. The girls here are very sexy and the female bartender is friendly and attentive. Usually you see two girls up at a…

Beavers Gentleman Club

Amarillo, Texas

Haven't been here in a few...

Haven't been here in a few years, not since the "closing" and remodeling. Definitely no improvement we saw. Gone are the cushioned lounge type swivel chairs replaced by straight back chairs with small round cocktail…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

So, I was driving by this...

So, I was driving by this club and Mons at about 2:30 PM on a Thursday. I had planned on going to Mons later but got drawn in by the guy standing outside with…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Alright, this is probably one of...

Alright, this is probably one of my top 2 clubs in Jacksonville. The place is pretty small. I'm talking narrow and not that long. They don't serve alcohol but you are required to get a…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Been to this club several times,...

Been to this club several times, mostly when it was still Murphy's. It is a much nicer place now. The staff is pleasant. Beer prices are reasonable and I think it was a five…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

This place is decent, but not...

This place is decent, but not someplace I would want to go back to. Location is in the heart of Hollywood so it's perfect if you're in the area but if you're not don't…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

This club has lost its charm...

This club has lost its charm once it used to have. The cover is $20 and one drink is minimum so you are looking for 27 to 30 bfore any thing. Coming to the music.…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

The layout is the same as...

The layout is the same as many have previously described; so, there's no need to repeat... The entertainment (dancers) were decent, without overbearing loud music where the food is good, you'll enjoy this place. This is…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Me and my lads go every...

Me and my lads go every Monday night since it is free cover. Don't let the repetition of us going fool you though, this club sucks butt. Normally, it is a 10$ cover charge to…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

So I went to the club...

So I went to the club after getting bored at the others around. The club is a wooden stage where a main performance is on while customers sit around on couches or chairs with the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

As I have always heard good...

As I have always heard good reviews about Electric Blue, decided to try it out. Visited on a Friday afternoon, and the crowd was much more than what I expected. Pretty much there would have…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Smokers... It's been several years since I...

Smokers... It's been several years since I have been to Cheerleaders. On a rainy night after a Pirates game my friends and I decided to go to Blush downtown, but it was so crowded we…

When Porn Stars Come to Your Club. Good Deal or No Deal?

A recent [July 20th] discussion topic by jc3 ‘Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, which ones give terrible private dances ?' prompted me to write an article underscoring that IME most TRAVELING ‘porno' girls aren't worth seeing or [trying to feel] live. Recently Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were at a local SC for two nights. I'd gone to the club during day shift and was unaware that these gals were performing that night until a day shift dancer said she was working a double because of the expected ‘draw' of oglers. So I went back that night. Club was charging $25 cover that night but I got in on my $10 day…

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Milwaukee 2AMer.

MILWAUKEE (WITI) — Milwaukee police are investigating a fatal shooting that allegedly took place outside a strip club near 26th and State Street early Sunday morning, July 20th. The shooting happened in the street. Police say a 32-year-old Milwaukee man was shot…

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Brooklyn IL 2AMer

BROOKYLN, Ill. - Police in the Village of Brooklyn, Illinois are asking for the public's help in identifying a person of interest in connection with a shooting at a local strip club. According to Brooklyn Police Chief Tony Tomlinson, police were…

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Words from the dressing room.

So yesterday I asked one of my favorites why M...... got kicked out of the club. She said the word going around in the dressing room is that she was taking it in the ass in VIP and shit on…

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easy to swallow pills

If you put the easy to swallow coating they put on Advil and vitamin pills on your dick would that increase your chances of bbbj or lower the tip requirements?

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Making Out Girl-Girl Is Cheating?

I had an interesting conversation with the CF yesterday. It went on like this... CF: Would you consider it cheating if you found out your girlfriend is making out with another girl? Me: Ummmm, no. CF: Why? Me: Because... CF: yeah???? and... Me: I just feel…

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ANYBODY WATCHING MSNBC RIGHT NOW?

sex slaves-the johns is he name of the show. san Francisco undercover cops busting johns in street stings.

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An alternative to burn phones

For some of us, a burn phone is often essential when communicating with strippers for a variety of obvious reasons. However, I have always found the burn phone impractical and irritating. It seems half the time I can't…

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OT: United States of Squattin

Do you think Mexicans deserve any special status or consideration in the US, given that most of the western US was taken from Mexico in a war of aggression, with a lot of war crimes by the US against civilians?

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What is your strategy for driving down the cost of the tip?

When I see a beautiful stripper for the first time, I usually take her for a test drive, costing $25 - $50. If she appears promising, I typically pay $125/15 min, and $200 tip. So, I am usually out of…

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Washington Park 2AMer

(KMOV.com) – A teenager is dead and three other people have been shot after an altercation while they were leaving a club in the Metro-East. The victims were walking out of Main Street XXX Club in Washington Park around 3:30 a.m.…

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Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, w

I was at a strip club last night where Lisa Ann did feature dancing. I paid for to get a private dance from her and she barely even touched me during the whole thing. I know she's a big name porn star. But,…

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Hottest Chick on the Planet

Okay, I'm going to ask for everyone to submit their Top 3 or Top 5 or whatever candidates for the Hottest Chick on the Planet. Now this is difficult because it's limited to girls who can be searched on the internet,…

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Is steve229 Actually a 16 y/o Girl Trolling Us as a Middle Aged Strip Club Goer?

Let's thank about this. What are steve229's most notable "personality traits": - Obsessed with gossip - Obsessed with celebrities - Very up to date on and obsessed with the latest pop culture - Heavily into music and movies - Constantly quoting song lyrics making allusions…

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I have a suggestion for the fourm

Ok , my suggestion would be we add music genre to the type of strip club. that way we can know exactly what type of strip club we are dealing with and we could use that as a search function. Also…

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Fayetteville NC

Who are my Fayetteville NC tuscl people?

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Report on TUSCL Meet in Detroit

A small but dedicated group of strip club hounds attended the TUSCL in Detroit on Friday. I arrived at the Flight Club around 3:30PM and got down to the business of drinking and ogling naked women. Papi_Chulo and…

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off the wall, If you were All powerful but not any smarter than you are now, wha

I'd probably screw up the world big time. I'd have everyone heal instantly so no injuries last more than seconds at a time. I'd put all medical workers out of a job. Millions of doctors and nurses…

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OT: Do you find it hard to believe this guy?

so i was reading an article about how people are ridiculous for buying a Rolex before buying a car and I couldn't help but agree. and I eventually came across this. http://tynan.com/rolex I couldn'rt help but call bullshit on so many…

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Back from Vacation

I've been on a vacation/road trip thru the American West since early July and have not been on the board. Hope y'all missed me. LOL. Much of the trip I had limited access to the internet so I…

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too bad he didn't finish it

http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-father-beats-accused-child-abuser-193806138.html Police: Fla. father beats accused child abuser DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old man unconscious after finding him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son early Friday morning, police said. The father called 911 around 1 a.m. after…

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When Rhode Island accidentally legalized prostitution, rape decreased sharply

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/07/17/when-rhode-island-accidentally-legalized-prostitution-rape-and-stis-decreased-sharply/?wpsrc=AG0003376

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The Down And Dirty Of Vagina Smuggling

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/vagina-smugglers_n_5548910.html?ir=Weird%20News

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umissedaspot's mom was famous

Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Official Video) [HQ]: http://youtu.be/0OP5EnaaYjQ I think she was the one with the oscar meyer weiner

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Fucking trolls

@ Dougster... What is it like fucking trolls or a trolls mom? Is umissedaspot's mom or txtittyfags daughter better?

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Have You Fucked umissedaspot's Mother Yet?

So far zipman68 and I have. Who else is in our prestigious club?

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The strip club life and friends

How do you guys go about strip clubbing and your friends? Are they cohorts in your adventures or is this an activity you keep hidden? For me, I used to have a good friend, who's top priority was strip clubs.…

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Bets on what LMN is doing this weekend?

So...what do you guys (especially Mikey) think? (Or "thank?" if you're the Juiceman) I bet he got an idea from the Drake/Lance Armstrong thread and really needs some butthole lickin'. I bet we'll see a story in the Sunday paper saying…

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Glover Park Strip Club JP's Evicted Less Than a Year After Reopening

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Glover-Park-Strip-Club-JPs-Evicted-267564431.html

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Quiz....Who says (said) what

1.LMFAO at you 2.You guys are all simps 3.I don't get it 4.What a homo 5.In all candor.... 6.Fuck! Shit! 7.Thank about it 8.Send me a screen shot 9.WEEE HAWWW This is just for fun, no pokes intended

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cutie pie playmate

http://denver.backpage.com/BodyRubs/c-u-t-i-e-p-i-e-p-l-a-y-m-a-t-e-all-nude-ur-gonna-luv-it-incall-160-37/15833533

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30 Strippers Sue City

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-strippers-lawsuit-20140716-story.html I say "Good!" I'm sure they aren't asking for "tattoo shots" of other business license holders. "Hey, I know you fix cars, but would you mind stripping to your underwear so we can photograph your tattoos?" Bad for the tattoo biz if they

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Legs

I'm an ass guy first and foremost. Very rarely do I get a dance from a girl that doesn't have a nice big ass. However, my ATF doesn't have a big ass. I was trying to think what made her…

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Pasco County Florida

Hello, I am fairly new to this site, and I truly appreciate all of the reviews! I wish I had discovered this sooner! I will be in Pasco County for a couple of days coming up, so I have been reading reviews…

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For those of you that like red heads.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/twin-sisters-arrested-for-prostitution-786543 Verybigdawg you just missed out. LOL.

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Her Belly Tattoo

Good morning my people. Something that I've noticed with some strippers who've had children is the belly tattoo. Whether they had a C-section or stretch marks, many dancers have had tattoos on their bellies to cover up…

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Quiz: How well do you know your TUSCL members?

Once you've been on the TUSCL discussion board for awhile, you realize certain members have their own particular erotic obsessions, subjects they return to over and over again, that reveal their innermost sexual fantasies, the object of their affections, the…

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European strip clubs

What cities/countries in Europe have strip clubs where you can get extras in the club ? I'm not talking about FKKs or other brothels. I mean American style strip clubs where most of the strippers offer extras in a back…

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Lawsuit Blames Strip Club for Man's Drowning

The father of a man who drowned in the Chicago River after he was allegedly kicked out of a Near North Side gentlemen's club has filed a lawsuit against the establishment. Ryan McClelland was a patron at VIP's Gentlemen's Club at…

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my son's girlfriend

My son's girlfriend has recently been calling a lot of guys misogynists. SHe hasnt labeled him a misogynist but it has definitely made him less secure as a man. It feels to me like she is part of a…

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ever had a dancer to ask you

to fuck on her pussy ?

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What will the neighbors think?

Yesterday I did another first for me. I brought a stripper to my house for P4P. Security was no problem. I had know her for a couple of years and done VIP with her at the club a dozen times.…

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Vegas, Vegas, Vegas

First of all I will clubbing my ass off in Vegas on August 6, August 7, and August 8. So if there's any TUSCLers that will be in Vegas during that time, let me know, I would love to club…

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Tijuana or City of Industry, CA? Help!

I am interested in the opinions of others with experience at both destinations. Let's say I am from out-of-state and am traveling to L.A. for two days (one night -- technically, Anaheim, CA). Understanding different strokes for different folks .…

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I made my husband try a sex robot...interesting. LOL.

People, specifically male people, tend to think that it must be awesome being married to a sex writer. All the free Tengas and lube and porn, oh my! Indeed, sometimes I tease my husband, Christopher, that he has it so…

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Japan 'vagina artist' arrest sparks debate

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28323015 This handout picture taken by Rokudenashiko and Marie Akatani on 19 October 2013 shows artist Megumi Igarashi paddling a kayak designed to be the shape of her own vagina in Tokyo. Ms Igarashi's project involved making a kayak in the shape…

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OT:All Star Game & Jeter(Again)

So, who the fuck was the asshole who yelled out overrated while Jeter was up to bat then proceeded to hit a double? Overrated my ass. The new Nike commercial for Jeter rocks. Nothing but respect towards…

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TJ Hong Kong and Adelita Bar. warning

I went to both and must said Hk is. Little better but almost means more sausage and more wait time. It is a little pricey now and I also got dooped...at hk This freaking chicas said 300 for 2 for…

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Stripper: Drake Really Enjoys Having His Butthole Licked.

Yesterday, Media Takeout, the world's foremost, COMPLETELY ACCURATE authority on all things “urban,” published a letter it received anonymously from an LA-area stripper who detailed her one night of sexy time with everyone's favorite Canadian jock-sniffer extraordinaire and noted stripper-lover,…

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Strippers are lucky most work at night. Leaving kids in hot cars only happens du

Link to story of some guy on drugs? Went to goodwill store and claimed he didn't know where his kid was. I found out South Carolina doesn't have a law protecting people breaking into a vehicle to save a life. http://www.wspa.com/story/26023312/man-charged-with-neglect-after-child-left-hot-car-in-greenville-co

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rickdugan is a Faggot

Title says it all!

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Anyone ever been to an SC outside of the states? or out side of your country if

Not like a whore house in tijuana but an actual SC

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Marvel Comics has gone too far..

They have changed Thor to a woman. The Goddess of Thunder. Geez, nothing stays the same.

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clue review

hi, I sent in a club reviews in the past and they always replied with in a day or two. I sent in a review and now it is been a week and never heard back from TUSCL, any body…

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Dancers and Precious Stones

We've often discussed dancers names on this board. Seeing Steve's old post about Jade brought back memories of the dancers that I've known named after Precious stones- Diamond Sapphire Ruby Jade Crystal Pearl Although not precious stones, I've also met a Goldy and a Silver.…

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OT: Those that carry...

I am sure that more than a few on here have carry permits or live where open carry is "allowed". I have carried about as long as it has Florida has had carry permits. It is so second nature to…

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"Your cum tastes bitter!"

Sorry? What else can one really say to something like that? It's not like I'm going to pay her some premium based upon the taste of my cum, lol.

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Enough of this silliness...let's discuss dildo cams!

As an antidote to all o' the trollin' that is going on. Have you pervs seen the following? www.peeperz.com/the-ultimate-intimate-selfie/ Thoughts? Would your ATF dig it? Would she step over your dead body for a glass o' wine with the dildo cam still…

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Do not feed the Homos!

Please just don't respond when faggots like RickyBoy try and get you to praise them for how they are great because they had sex with a hooker by paying. (SRSLY? Like that is some kind of accomplishment?)

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Do not feed the trolls.

Don't encourage them by feeding them.

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booooooooom

boooom ! sippy wins again !

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time to get your car serviced

http://denver.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-irish-mechanics-tune-and-service-special-30/14892526 I had to laugh when I saw the pics. Would you let her service your stick shift? I say hell no

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bagbboyjames reporting for dootie

sorry guys for not being around much. as I last left off I was in mexico but I have sold my rv and started walking the united states. ive walked over 3,000 miles and plowed through a lot of the…

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whites should not mix with the nigger its a sin unto the lord

He has inscribed a circle on the face of the waters at the boundary between light and darkness.

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Anyone wonder if a dancer or dancers identified you on here?

I had a dancer ask me a strange question. Lol, that probably won't be the last time.

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Anyone watching Ninja Warrior?

A female just completed a finals course for the first time ever. It was impressive. A number of guys failed to complete it.

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OT: Mila Kunis Is the Cutest Pregnant Lady Ever

Back to important stuff... http://www.etonline.com/fashion/148362_mila_kunis_is_the_cutest_pregnant_lady_ever/index.html

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A new word to the lexicon ... the "phablet"

Was reading an article on CNBC about Blackberry's newest smartphone and it being described as a "phablet" (phone+tablet). With the race to have larger and larger screens on smartphones; it seems some of them will start looking like tablets. The article if…

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The Secret History of RickyBoy and The System: Part I: The Early Years

I'm sure all will agree that RickyBoy's The System https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=912 is the single most important article in the history of TUSCL. Now my good friend JuicyJ and I wanted to learn more about the man who invented this The System and the history…

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Would your ATF really step over your body for a sip of wine?

There have been two threads of the Google exec that died of an OD administered by his OTC girl (or with drugs they were sharing at the very least). On the last jerikson40 said: "No…

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TUSCL Meet in Detroit--Update # 3

The Detroit TUSCL meet will be held on Friday, July 18, 2014, at the Flight Club, starting at 4PM. Flight Club 29709 Michigan Ave, Inkster, Michigan 48141 The Flight Club is on the south side of Michigan Ave, just west of Middlebelt…

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Skill Level

One topic that, IMO, is very important when strippers or women in general are concerned is the area of sexual skill level. But as important as it is, I never hear it discussed. You always hear how hot a provider…