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Song length ... why cut them ?

I'm not much of an extras guy although I do partake every now and then – but I do like getting lots of good-mileage LDs. One of the things that has been pissing me off about many SCs lately is the…

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Latest StripClubHound Rant: Bad Management & Sicko Custies

Posted 5/19/14 http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=108a9d0f0bf22c21 "Online Reviews I have taken to consulting a relatively new strip club board called BonedIn. It is a very useful site because many of the clubs in the Southern California area post roll calls on it. As you may know,…

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Extras?

Sorry, new on here and I've noticed lots of talk about extras? I have to say I love a dancer with no limits. If I wanted extras....do you just ask? Do the girls expect that?

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Sounds like a stripper to me. :)

A 19-year-old woman was charged with threatening people with a knife early Monday in the parking lot of an Allentown strip club and then striking them with her car as she fled, according to court records. Brianna G. Fleming, of Yeadon,…

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Articles

I just noticed there are a few new articles posted for those interested.

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Richmond KY 2AMer.

RICHMOND, Ky. (WKYT) - At least one person is in the hospital after a shooting outside a strip club in Richmond. WKYT reached out to Richmond police for details on the shooting but police refused to give out any information. Witnesses…

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Eliminate the middleman?

A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM. Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN…

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I Fooled Around and Fell In Love

As a dancer I have had plenty of times where I have fooled around and fallen ... in love. Its shameful to admit, but in both drunken and sober moments I have found myself so turned on by the "lap…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Key West is very small, so...

Key West is very small, so keep that in mind when thinking about this club. By Key West standards, this is the best club on the island (in my opinion). Cover to get in is…

Star Garden

North Hollywood, California

Ok, so, Star Garden. First...

Ok, so, Star Garden. First the girls. Decent enough females with great figures, pretty faces, good attitudes and surprisingly technical routines on stage. I still find it incredible how these girls can…

Playhouse

Irving, Texas

I went back to this club...

I went back to this club on a Friday night (last week of April). It was just me and the girls. The lady who ran the register was so fucking hot. She…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

The door girl was cute and...

The door girl was cute and nice. Thought this would be a hidden gem based on my first interaction. <br> <br> Oh boy.<br> <br> Within about 4 seconds of sitting down an old woman yells over to…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Ok, so I used to go...

Ok, so I used to go here fairly often, because it was a good club and you got a decent amount for your money. The two for $40 dances upstairs were always worth it…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Let's start with the club. Lots...

Let's start with the club. Lots of seating around the main stage. Nothing too fancy here, nice but not spectacular.<br> <br> Now, the reason we go, the ladies. Every time I've been, there is no shortage…

Dream Street Club

Nederland, Texas

Worst strip club I have ever...

Worst strip club I have ever been too, d. J. Suxed Blake was his name he was so drunk he was slurring on the mike the blonde bartender and the owner were soooo drunk I…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Last Thursday night a few coworkers...

Last Thursday night a few coworkers and I decided to hot up bourban street circus for a hour or two. Paid 10 dollars on the cover charge past 10 pm. No need for the club…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I have been willing to try...

I have been willing to try this club with the new managment on board. Its 20 dollars for cover and drink at night. Not knowing what the talent would be like on a Monday. I…

Pleasers Adult Entertainment

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Pleasers May 15th and...

Went to Pleasers May 15th and had the usual good time. My Boo Honeybake danced for me for about 2 whole hours. She has the softest booty on earth. Its fluffy like a pillow. The…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Penthouse club is, in my opinion,...

Penthouse club is, in my opinion, the best strip club in the St. Louis area. Right across the river from downtown. Usually about a $10 cover to get in. Fridays and Saturdays…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went out on a Friday night...

Went out on a Friday night and the admission was free which was bonus. Got there saw a couple of good looking girls and some not so good looking. Girls were very approachable so it…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Being my first strip club visit...

Being my first strip club visit I wasn't sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised at this place. The venue itself isn't something to rave about, but the dancers pretty much nailed it in…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by TD's since I was...

Stopped by TD's since I was staying nearby, and well, why the hell not? Walked in, got some crap from the bouncer about the free entrance coupon on my phone instead of printed out,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What a shocker, I'm in Vegas...

What a shocker, I'm in Vegas again, and it's back to Rhino.<br> As those that see my reviews know, ATF is here, and have her on text.<br> Drove over Sunday night around 9;30PM, hate myself for peak…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Came with a few buddies. Remy...

Came with a few buddies. Remy and Nicole were my two favorites as they were the most personable. Being a lesbian, I couldn't help but get a few dances with each of them!! Remy has…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

I've been...

I've been to this club a few times over the years. From the time it was a full nude without alcohol to a more recent trip. The club has…

The Black Orchid

Dallas, Texas

Just discovered this club last week...

Just discovered this club last week ! Club is big, lots of tables to be had if you're into that kind of thing. Valet service was $20 and cover was $25 at the door. Thick…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

What's better than a ...

What's better than a neighborhood bar that's open in the afternoon, you can belly up to a bar, grab a beer and watch a game and there's no cover charge? A bar where…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

This has been one of my...

This has been one of my main go-to places for years. It's very easy to find and parking is very safe. The club itself has a nice layout. There's a back door…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Tried Vixens a little while back...

Tried Vixens a little while back and had a great time. The club is well kept and clean, never felt like one of those skeezy clubs one might encounter. There were probably 5-6 girls dancing…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

The biggest challenge regarding the Gold...

The biggest challenge regarding the Gold Club is finding the damn place. Tucked away behind a car dealership and adjacent to a general aviation airfield. According to local lore, it's on federal land which exempts…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

<br> Like other reviewers have noted....the place...

<br> Like other reviewers have noted....the place sits in the back of a trucker stop and is hard to get to. 5 bucks to get in with your driver's license heavily scrutinized. It…

Mystique

Hoboken, New Jersey

This is a fairly new place...

This is a fairly new place - according to the waitress, it had been open 2 months. In fact the coatcheck/cashier was still training. The interior certainly reflects this as everything looks pretty new and…

Pyramid of Pleasure

East St. Louis, Illinois

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME! I went...

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME! I went in to Pyramid of Pleasure with high hopes of the place being a great club like I heard. When I entered there was nobody on stage and went to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Pay a visit during the shift...

Pay a visit during the shift change. Did not see many dancers, which is a bit unusual as usually there is a good selection. Maybe just an off day. A couple girls in the corner…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This is a very nice...

This is a very nice club that I reviewed before so I won't waste your time. My visit was late afternoon, as usual when I arrive at a club I like to find a…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

I ended up with a pleasant...

I ended up with a pleasant surprise when i stopped by a week ago. The previous few times i had been there were right around 12:00 to 12:30 and they were just opening up.…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

This club falls plague to all...

This club falls plague to all the usual Miami club issues, tip parades, too many fake tits, and massive language barriers for those who don't speak spanish. While some girls offer good mileage, it takes…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Arrived just before happy hour yesterday...

Arrived just before happy hour yesterday after starting the day at Platinum West (see separate review under PW in West Columbia). Should have done it the other way around, since I was given a…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Club is hard to find even...

Club is hard to find even with a GPS if your not really familiar with the area. I have been to downtown durham many times and had trouble finding it. To enter the parking lot…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Started my day in Columbia at...

Started my day in Columbia at PW around 1:40 pm, and left reluctantly for PP just prior to happy hour (see separate review for PP). Thought I was being wise to get to PW…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

So I thought I would give...

So I thought I would give 390 a look, I got there right after they opened about 12:15, walked in to check it out first thought is WOW nice place, seeing I've never been here…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Went to Carls on a Thursday...

Went to Carls on a Thursday night and it was quite busy. I was able to grab a beer and a high top table and was quickly approached by a friendly dancer asking equally quickly…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Was up in the Metro area...

Was up in the Metro area and decided to take a swing into this club.<br> <br> This club nice and clean. It serves booze which is a plus and is totally nude on stage.…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Since I was in the area,...

Since I was in the area, I decided to stop at Angel's again. As always, it was a great time.<br> <br> This is the only club I've ever been to where they always check your ID, even…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

It was late on a Friday...

It was late on a Friday night and I was in West Pasco, so I decided to check out Desire; I'd not been there since it transitioned from Diamond's.<br> <br> I showed up at about 11:00pm and…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

at about 12:30 on a...

at about 12:30 on a Friday night/Saturday morning. The last time I was here, it was Foxy's and while it looked the same, the overall vibe was different. The place was pretty crowded, the…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Went here when a couple of...

Went here when a couple of buddies were bored one night.<br> <br> They force you to purchase at least one drink on top of the cover to get in (like most clubs). On top of that, we…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

I'd been to this club once...

I'd been to this club once before and didn't have a very good experience. The dancer quality was really low and the place needed some life. But it's been at least a 2 years since…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon with no cover at the door. 4 very nice black ladies taking turns on stage. Beer price was $4. Only about 7 other customers in the…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

I had a great time here....

I had a great time here. There is a big range of quality of dancers. From the young to the mature to the skinny to the overweight. I love the skinny mature…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Terrible visit yesterday. I was...

Terrible visit yesterday. I was there at 8pm on a Monday night and walked in to 7 men and 1 dancer. They even charged me a $4 cover with only one dancer.…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in early on a...

I stopped in early on a Saturday night around 8. I am guessing right around shift change. I stayed until about 930. There was not cover. The place was mostly empty. Maybe 10 customers. It…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Very relaxing Sunday afternoon at Desire...

Very relaxing Sunday afternoon at Desire this past weekend. There has been a lot of turnover in the dancer lineups, but there is still something for everyone here. This is by far the best club…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Expensive!<br> Dancer Recommended: Sasha (on Thursdays)<br> Lap Dance:...

Expensive!<br> Dancer Recommended: Sasha (on Thursdays)<br> Lap Dance: $40 minimum<br> <br> The club as I entered did not had a cover charge (only good part from money point).<br> I noticed that the dancers are super friendly and as soon as…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

I made my second trip to...

I made my second trip to Taboo on a recent Saturday. It is very easy to see off of the 91, but it can be tricky figuring out exactly how to get there, so…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in early on a...

I stopped in early on a Saturday night around 8. I am guessing right around shift change. I stayed until about 930. There was not cover. The place was mostly empty. Maybe 10 customers. It…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I used to be a regular...

I used to be a regular at this place, but it's been a while since I have been there. I went in during my lunch hour and saw most of the same faces as always.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

all the fuss about a grand...

all the fuss about a grand opening and this is what the public gets ? I guess all the dancers moved away waiting for<br> this place to open. <br> only hottie i saw was Raven…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

This is probably the worst review...

This is probably the worst review I have written on this website. I was on a business trip to Cleveland and drove a long way to the Akron area because of some prior good experiences.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Haven't been here in a long...

Haven't been here in a long time, and had a rare Monday off, so I crossed the bridge into NJ to get reacquainted. Paid my cover to get in, fairly packed for a Monday. Surprised…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Workers: I was very pleased with...

Workers: I was very pleased with the handling of the club. The men were dressed very professionally and had welcoming attitudes. They offer valet for the individuals who want to get off at…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I would've liked to have realized...

I would've liked to have realized this was a topless-only club, but the dancers were better looking than some of the other local clubs. The inside has a nice layout with two dancers going at…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited club on a Monday night....

Visited club on a Monday night. Definitely not the busiest time in this club. Unfortunately passed a beautiful young Southern Belle leaving after her shift as I was arriving. Really wished she…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went on a Monday around 1PM,...

Went on a Monday around 1PM, not exactly party time, so I'm not sure I got to experience it in full. Interesting layout with all the rooms, but not as big as you might…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

Had a little time on my...

Had a little time on my hands so I dropped in to Desire on a Tues afternoon. It's been about 7 months since my last visit, and it looks like somebody spent some money…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

over the last few years, i've...

over the last few years, i've become quite a regular at Hiliters... my last visit was on Friday, May 16th @ 4:30pm. the place was busy, which is typical... i found me a seat…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Tuesday a...

Stopped by on a Tuesday a week or so ago. Very slow, with few patrons. Just over 10 girls working. Was told that Friday prior was extremely busy. Not many familiar…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went to one of my favorite...

Went to one of my favorite clubs again the other night and once again they did not disappoint. $5 gets you in the club. Beers are cheap and the girls are beautiful and super friendly.…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

I've visited this club before and...

I've visited this club before and each time has been better than the last,until my previous visit.before I start rambling about that I first want to say that the place is flooded with hot,sexy girls.Minda,sweets,and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I've been to this club on...

I've been to this club on a number of occasions and every time is different. First, this is more of a local neighborhood club. Not real nice but not a dive. It's very dark inside…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I stopped in during a work...

I stopped in during a work trip on a Tuesday afternoon. There was at least 10 girls working that shift, and about eight patrons. The dollar parade wasn't too much to handle, but there was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I really liked the Go Go...

I really liked the Go Go Rama experience. I came in the first time on a Wednesday afternoon after work. There really is no day shift/night shift going on, it's just one shift through the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by around 8 on a...

Stopped by around 8 on a Monday night. The club is the same as usual. Mandatory valet of $7, $10 cover, and a booth charge of $20 if you chose. On this…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to scores for happy hour....

Went to scores for happy hour. It runs 3 - 8 and has 2 for 1 drinks. They also do a free buffet on Fridays, but it only runs from 5:30 - 6 which is…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

I have been to Diamond Girls...

I have been to Diamond Girls a few times. It is in kind of a weird area. Being from Raleigh there is always concerns about going to certain parts of Durham, however it is not…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped in to check this place...

Stopped in to check this place out. The dancer on stage was super skinny but looked hot. After she walked around the bar and her bikini top revealed her perky titties while…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by on my way to...

Stopped by on my way to Lansing, it was around 1:00. The first bad sign was the number of cars in the lot, less than 10. Decided to give it a try anyway…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

I made my second trip to...

I made my second trip to Scores last night. The first trip was in early March, on a Friday afternoon. There were hardly any dancers or customers. On this second…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in a couple of months. When I went last year, it was pretty lame during the day. I think they got bought and have updated the club…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

It was a rainy night last...

It was a rainy night last February when I came into town unexpectedly. Still wound up after a day of travel, I decided to give Bazooka's a try.<br> <br> First of all, as their website suggests,…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club isn't that big and...

The club isn't that big and they had a lot of dancers walking around for not that many customers. They charge you if you want to sit at a table even though it was pretty…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Took the time to visit one...

Took the time to visit one of my favorite clubs and had a great time. Visited on a Wednesday evening and again the next afternoon. <br> <br> The Wednesday night visit was around 10:30 and I found…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Ok first the area is a...

Ok first the area is a little hood but still safe, the club is grimy but tolerable unless u have OCD . But ill keep coming back because of the extras. And when I say…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

When I arrived the parking lot...

When I arrived the parking lot was full,so this seemed to be a good sign.But once inside almost all males and very few girls.Bargirl was quick with my bottle of water which was $5.…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

I went there with a friend...

I went there with a friend Sunday of Victoria Day weekend. Sat outside until the doors opened at 5. It was pleasant watching the strippers come to work in civilian clothes.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in follies last Monday...

I was in follies last Monday afternoon and checkout the club. Never been here on Monday and the club was significantly less crowd than Thursdays or Fridays. Found a seat in the old pool area…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

it was super cool yo. You...

it was super cool yo. You prepay to get in and then dayum there be some CUTE bitches in that place. They get crazy on you, trying to stroke you crazy hard and whatnot. I…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Went in was told the price...

Went in was told the price its basic. 20 every 10 min. u have to have a least a hundred to get with any girl. not worth it. I gave the girl 200 and she…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Visited recently on one of the...

Visited recently on one of the weekday evenings.<br> Luckily no cover as no one was at the door or may be it was too early (before 9)<br> 3-5 patrons and same amount of girls. Excellent excellent bar…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This is an amazing club. It...

This is an amazing club. It is very large and very fancy. There is valet parking available but they did not require it.There is a cover charge and thye ask you to take everything out…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

So I hadn't been through here...

So I hadn't been through here in a few years, found myself in town and figured why not? Parking lot only had a few cars considering it was 11PM on a Friday night.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went in right before the club...

Went in right before the club changed from the afternoon shift to the evening shift. After a couple of beers I got a VIP dance from Raven. I typically try to get at least one…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The location of this club is...

The location of this club is pretty odd. It's next door to a Publix. They do have valet parking, but there is a stairway down from the Publix parking lot if you want…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Had business in the area, and...

Had business in the area, and time to kill, stopped in for a quick beer. This was my second visit to this club, not much different than the first. The interior of the club is…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

After hearing so much about the...

After hearing so much about the infamous Mones I finally visited with two other buddies of mine. We were greet by a few girls egar to dance within 5 minutes of being in the place.…

The Economy of Strippers in Portland

Portland Oregon has over 50 strip clubs with clubs open any hour of the day, these businesses solely thrive on repeat customers and business is not tourist by nature. These repeat regular customers are donating over $1.5 million a month to the dancers of Portland. This figure is based on my low month average of $3000 in November 2013. We all know SOME dancers take in over $1000 a shift, and my personal best in 1 shift was $680. So the figures are ballpark lows but, at 50 clubs in Portland with 10 dancers per club earning about $3000/month the donations to these girls totals about $1,500,000. Most clubs have 20-40 girls and most dancers make higher monthly averages than…

Banging HK Lynn: an Exercise in Contrasts

Trip Report: HK Lynn from Guadalajara It was Sunday night (March 30th) and I had finally had my session with Marina the escort in my room at Hotel Velario. After the semi-GFE bang (see recent report), Marina mentioned her friend at HK who goes by Kendra. I got some good intel and decided to try and find her for some conversation and maybe more later that evening. I was told Kendra's shift was from 4pm-midnight, so I stopped by HK at about 7pm to seek her out. But try as I might, no luck whatsoever. So I went out for tacos (fantastic) and tours of AB (decent talent) and BT (no talent), then resumed my search at HK again w/ no positive…

Marrying an Escort

I am 57 years old and was on match.com where a 26 year old gal contacted me saying she liked my looks. I wasnt trolling for juveniles and suspected she was a prostitute looking for easy online hits and her profile included no picture. So I bit, sent her an email asking for her picture and when I got it said to myself, "yeah, right". She said she would like to meet me so I first made sure she knew I was more than twice her age and she said she always liked older men and I thought, "Well, you found one here!" We met and hit it off. She was smart, funny, beautiful black haired girl, slim…

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What do people in your state Google the most?

http://blog.estately.com/2014/05/you-can-learn-a-lot-about-america-from-each-states-internet-search-history/ I guess a lot of Georgians like big booties.

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RickyBoy is a Faggot Who is Gay

Title says it all. LOL!

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Offtopic: Stock trading, does anyone avoid the 3 day settlement rule?

By trading options or on margin? I'm just wondering. I made a few hundred today but now have to wait for my funds to settle.

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Dealing with the stripper boyfriend

So I have a recent favorite. She is a 9.5, and I've had fun times with her in the lapdance room. I've been dying to hit that pussy, so recently I texted her how I would fuck her good. She…

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Hotstuff with new pics!!

Meow!!!!! 😻😻😻😻😻😻 #1OfDetroitsFinest

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Is there a website that lists when and where a porn star is doing feature dancin

Some of the porn stars don't even have a list of where and when they are appearing on their website. Is there a website that lists where an when porn stars are feature dancing ?

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Shakira

I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip naked. Any of you perverts like…

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ENTP - Erect nipples thru pasties

So I was getting some dances from my new day girl. She has nice, natural.C cups that I enjoy groping, er, I mean, gently caressing. Unfortunately, being VA, she has to wear those horrid pasties, so no real…

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Hit Up For Money

I don't normally exchange contact details with dancers, but I found one at Follies the last time I was there who I thought might make sense to reach out to from time to time. So, I gave her my throwaway…

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Proof of my rich playboy lifestyle!

So apparently some of you jealous losers (who aren't slowly succumbing to drug addiction) don't believe that my lifestyle is true, well I got some more pictures to prove everything I say! My McDonalds: http://tinypic.com/r/6zucl3/8 My palatial estate: http://tinypic.com/r/t8702c/8 “Crashpad” with security:…

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What If: I get pregnant conversation

Have you had conversation with your ATF/CF about her getting pregnant? We had this conversation about ditching the latex and simply go bare. It didn't go well because she opened up the topic of her getting pregnant. She said, she easily…

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Nothing but troll shit today..

I'll go watch reruns on TV.

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Big brother pisses me off.

ATLANTA — First businesses, now customers are suing the city of Sandy Springs over an ordinance that requires people to have a prescription, or a medical or scientific reason, to buy a sexual device. Melissa Davenport and her attorney, Gerry Weber,…

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for real?

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/25541737/32-year-old-houston-man-sues-stripper

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pic of my ferrari

Since everyone here seems so hell bent on insisting I'm a fake, I wrote LMN TUSCL and put it next to my ferrari 612 and took a pic. Http://i60.tinypic.com/nayp2.jpg

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LDK

Dookeys mom made me ldk last night. She gave one hell of a dance

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self destruction: coming to terms

Saturday night I thought I was going to have a heart attack. It felt this painful tightness in my chest and severe pounding in my head behind my eyes. I couldn't breathe. My nose was gushing blood. I was stumbling…

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NFL Player Ordered to Pay $150,000 Lap Dance Bill to Strip Club. Eat you heart o

A story made the rounds last week here locally in Houston about a 32-year-old Houston man who was suing a stripper for thousands of dollars that he reportedly loaned her. Apparently, there was a miscommunication between the two as to whether…

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What would your Muslim name be? Mine would be Akbar Zib!!!

The latest self-loathing post from our bud LMN got me thinking. What if he took my idea of having his character conver to Islam, move to Afganistan, and become a mujahideen? As a public service, I thought I'd provide some…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

So I tried out a few...

So I tried out a few different strip clubs in Houston for my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I to visit, and this was the one I chose. It is located along the…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Tried this place a few months...

Tried this place a few months back on business. Dancers are quite friendly and not too pushy and they're quite liberal with the bed/lap dances. Only complaint was one dancer who danced for…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Good club with ratchet desert girls;...

Good club with ratchet desert girls; no alcohol is a bummer; 10 dances for $100 is a good thing. They also have VIP prepay bedrooms too. Hustle factor was extremely high but it was 7pm…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Rolled in a bit after midnight....

Rolled in a bit after midnight. 10 bucks gets you in the door. I will not bore you with the lay out as other reviews here have covered it in detail. When I walked…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Hopefully I won't be coming back...

Hopefully I won't be coming back to Detroit much more, but if there is anything that wants me to come back it's the Penthouse club. The girls are very friendly very attractive and the club…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I break up my reviews into...

I break up my reviews into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you:<br> <br> I) Intro<br> II) Club Layout<br> III) Dancers<br> IV) Conclusion<br> <br> The following acronyms are used in this review:<br> <br> LD = Lap Dance<br> SC =…

Penthouse

Vancouver, British Columbia

Dropped by the penthouse again after...

Dropped by the penthouse again after an afternoon wandered around downtown Vancouver got there about 9:30 pm with 2 other buddies. 10 cover at the door drink prices in the 7-10 range. Not a hwck…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went this last Saturday and it...

Went this last Saturday and it was decent. The cover was only $10 and I thought that was extremely reasonable. Dancers were just okay. Most of the dancers really seemed to "phone"…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

In town for a few months...

In town for a few months visiting family.Me and a few friends from the area decided to go hit up Teasers.Its the only club around unless you want to make the hour long drive to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Absolutely loved my trip to the...

Absolutely loved my trip to the Inner Room, easily worth the time and money from Orlando. Arrived in the late afternoon and no cover, although there was a $5 cover shortly after my arrival.…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

This was actually the first strip...

This was actually the first strip club I ever went to, back when it was The Oakford Inn. 20 years. So like every few years I pay a visit. The place just kind of blows.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Just arrived home from a evening...

Just arrived home from a evening at Henry's and I must say they have some new talent that made this trip very enjoyableble. Let me start with Sarah, 22 year old blonde, very attractive face…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Been to this club twice, first...

Been to this club twice, first time I just watched the dancers on stage with some friends, we "bought a tables with a mandatory bottles water purchase of 10$ per bottle 5 of us so…

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hole in space time continuum

Okay, I'm not even sure what "hole in space time continuum" really means but something is definitely fucking up here. I've been having an outstanding amount of luck arranging OTC with some quality dancers that it's making me feel…

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emptiness and regrets

Does anyone else here find themselves self-loathing, empty and regretful after their stripper meetings? I got fucked up last night. Gran Patron Platinum, 8ball to the dome, and some great weed. By 3am I was seeing sideways and watching a porno…

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Confusing which stripper you're meeting

Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying , where and when are we…

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Quantum Mechanics

When you walk into a new strip club for the first time, does it remind you of Schrödinger's cat? The first stripper you meet currently has both "good and bad" probabilistic outcomes. The only way to find out is to "open…

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off topic: Real Estate Investment Trusts

Off topic.. Lets talk REIT's I've been trying to diversify my investment portfolio beyond my current position in municipal bonds, mid cap domestic, large cap domestic, large cap global mutual funds. I will say the mutual funds returned 15 percent last year…

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Fave bands!

My post about Zevon in response to Mikey's about Stones vs Zep got me thinking about less well-known artists folks like. Who do you dig that isn't Stones/Zep/Who level of fame. I'll start with a beautiful number from the Strangler's The…

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Making it Rain - Tell me the benefits

OK - General Question about making it rain in a club. I just don't get it! go to this link: http://imgur.com/a/lgHhY WTF, Does this prove? How does it work to your benefit in a club?

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stripper boyfriends

Getting fucked up last night with the usual stripper. Blow, weed and a bottle of Gran Patron Platinum. I was FUCKED up and seeing sideways. Anyway, she mentions that her boyfriend was very upset about what she was doing. She…

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Zevon. Fuck yeah!

Slick brought up Stones vs. Zep. Both incredible bands, but both legends. Doesn't really matter who is "better". What about some classics that are less famous. My tastes in rock music always leaned toward folks like Lou Reed, Brian Eno,…

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going to stip clubs with strippers

Has anyone had the phenomenon of a stripper really wanting to go to another stip club (one where she used to work) with you? I'm not gullible, I assume all she wants to do is make it rain on her ex…

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Question on the day

I'm faced with a major question. Should I go to the office and put in some unpaid overtime, or make the 3 hour drive to Follies? Follies it is!

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p4p Friend-zone

p4p friend-zone - does it exist? Last year I became a hard core regular at one of my favorite clubs. Not only was I a regular but I loved to party with the honey's. At the bar, having fun…

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OT:Stones or Zeppelin?

Just got home from a crazy party. Everything was gravy until a Rolling Stones vs Led Zeppelin conversation took a turn to the land where the ice and snow happens.

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Police investigate robbery and stabbing at Lexington strip club

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - Police are investigating a robbery and stabbing that happened tonight at a Lexington strip club. They tell us they got a call around 9:00 p.m. from a man at the Catalina Motel, who told them someone stabbed…

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Confession Of An Old Geezer

The recent flurry of activity by LMN has me flummoxed. His threads and comments are interesting to read but my knowledge is non-existent of the drug subculture he describes. In my own life I recognize some of the addictions and…

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MERS

Will the MERS virus keep u out of the clubs?!?! It looks as though the cases of MERS have tripled since its discovery a little over a month ago

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Attempts to win a dancer's heart

My friend who is also a strip club junkie has known this one stripper for over 2 years, and he says they have gotten close. I'm guessing she is one of his favorites. Anyways he says there is "mutual attraction"…

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Funding sources

There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house to pick her up. She hasn't…

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Ode to Washington Park (IL)

Ah, Washington Park! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: * 3 days -- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday * 3 clubs -- Wise Guys, Cheeks, Dollie's * 3 BBBJs * 0 condoms * 0 Viagras * 0 regrets

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California Chrome, Again!

Well, boys and girls. It looks like your little brother Slick is gonna have a good time tonight. And that new tv, fuck interest free. I'm paying her off tonight. Did anybody else strike it rich today?

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OT: Preakness

I'm sorry, I just can't take seriously a state that bases their official song on "O Tannenbaum". What. The. Everlasting. Fuck?

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Memphis SC - The good old days

I moved to Memphis in the mid 1980's, back in the days of Danny's, Cherokee Rose and a few notable establishments along Winchester and Brooks Road. Before becoming ordained in the Memphis SC scene, I had been to clubs…

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Actual headline "Alabama's unemployment rate increases, strip club ordered to cl

http://www.alabamas13.com/story/25542968/alabamas-unemployment-rate-increases-strip-club-ordered-to-close-top-saturday-am-headlines

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Happy 60th, Jeff!!

I'm a 60.0000 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course…

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Tonight's Choice

Having the damndest time trying to pick a club tonight. Here are the three choices: CLUB A: My favorite club for a long time because there were three or four different regular dancers I liked. Did a…

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DC 2AMer X 5

Three men and two women were shot and wounded early Saturday outside a strip club in Northeast Washington, according to D.C. police. Police said the shooting occurred about 2:55 a.m. in the 2200 block of Adams Place NE, just outside the…

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self destruction, redux

I seem to be on a downward spiral lately. Last night was not as fun as I hoped. The 2 strippers came over and really wanted to "party. " I personally just wanted to stay in get wrecked and fuck…

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Pornography is a MAJOR health crisis

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2630438/Pornography-treated-like-drink-driving-teenager-smoking-experts-argue-widespread-U-S-MAJOR-health-crisis.html I don't watch porn any more and I don't watch it any less either. :)

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are you part of the 24% who carries more than $50 in cash?

I am. http://www.cnbc.com/id/101664403 I don't think I carried less than $50 since before I started visiting strip clubs. Now if I have less than 50, I had a really good time in the club. You?

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Wierd Shit

Yesterday I was out working and I ended up meeting a couple I knew of but had not met. We have a mutual friend. They ended up turning the conversation to Jesus talk. That was fine for a while. Then…

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How much do you tip the bartender?

Lets say your only getting two beers or just a drink or couple shots how much do you usually tip her?

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Ginger crushes!

Who has a crush on a groovy redhead? Stripper, singer, actress, ex, whatever...

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Elementary schools have really changed since I was a kid.

They used to beat the hide out of you with a hard wood paddle if you got out of line. Then you would get beat up again after you got home. Now parents think a teacher should be fired over…

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LMN- full of lies?!?! Think about it

He says he works in a private sector but has shareholders?!?! Aren't publicly traded companies the only ones with shareholders? What is healthy debt? Ones with adequate amounts protein and fiber and lean on fat!?! Think about it...

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mitchell brothers

in san fran in vacation. thinking of going to mbt tomorrow early evening. any advice?

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Do strip clubs take reservations?

From a review for Pink Pony in Atlanta. "We entered the club at approximately 10pm with our group of 12 that made a reservation since we KNEW it would be busy. First off, the reservation was never held,".

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disgust after sex with strippers

In about an hour I will have 2 beautiful strippers at my condo with a quarter ounce of cocaine, a bottle of DeLeon and some fantastic pot. I should have a fun time. But I know that afterward, I will…

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"I see dead people. But then, by God, I do something about it."

Watched the Odd Thomas movie not long ago. Critics weren't crazy about it, but I thought it was pretty groovy. One of the grooviest parts was the chick playing the Odd one's soul mate, Stormy Llewellyn. Addison Timlin is hot even…

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Serious Topic: Open letter to LMN dude...

I'm going to preface this by saying I'm skeptical that ol' LMN is really a hard charging MBA (or whatever degree he purports to have) with a $1 billion trust fund that drives a groovy Lamborghini, sabotages the careers of…

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OT: Graduation 2014

So my youngest child graduates from college this weekend. Not only is it a proud moment, but hey - no more tuition bills, woo-hoo! I shared the good news with my new day girl, and she was real excited, too.…

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drunk stripper texts/calls

Has anyone had the extremely unpleasant phenomenon of being the recipient of a drunk/drugged stripper calling/texting you at 4am? All too often I find my cell getting blown up at crazy hours asking: If I'm awake If she can come over If I have…

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Getting in touch with ATV if she left the club

I used to get outside-club extras from a dancer who worked at a club i used to go too. I lost her number, and the last few times i went to the club she wasnt there. I want to…

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Portland, OR on Monday and Tuesday. Educate me please

I'm going to be in Portland, OR this Monday and Tuesday. I know Portland has lots of clubs but I've never been. What are they like on Monday and Tuesday? Which clubs have the prettiest girls? Any other advice? Thank…

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Long Island 2AMer

A 25-year-old man was shot and wounded outside of a strip club in his hometown of Farmingdale early Friday morning, Suffolk County police said. William Proefreidt was in the parking lot of Café Royale on Route 109, when he was shot…

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Worst lap dance ever gotten?

Tell me your worst lap dance experience , i left mines on the beamers review and that chick did not let me touch nothing and i wasnt turned on at all

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weekend plans?

Its friday, which means in just a few hours, the weekend will begin. What plans do you guys have this weekend? I made plans with my "favorite" to pay her $2,000 to fuck another girl (and me obviously). She is on…

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"Let's be careful out there"

"In 2012, doctors from the Department of Urology at the University of California, San Francisco, looked at admissions to U.S. emergency departments. The data...showed 11,704 pubic hair grooming injuries between 2002 and 2010. Of those, 56.7 percent were women, the[ir] mean…

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And it ain't a strip club if they ain't showin pussy

Who else agrees , even at topless bars

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Experts Confirm Sammy Braddy Has The Most Perfect Rack!

For some time now, we have publicly declared Sammy Braddy a medical marvel – a woman with perfect boobs so breathtakingly brilliant, there is no finer pair on Earth. Now, in an attempt to finally prove our point, we've enlisted the…

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Now here is how to handle a ROB.

HOUSTON) — A Houston woman who says she is a stripper is being sued in small claims court by one of her customers. Her stage name is Nomi. She says she works in a Houston strip club and admits she went…

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I'll bet that leaves a nasty stain

On the bright side, maybe it avoided a 2am-er. ktla.com/2014/05/15/atwater-village-businesses-affected-by-50000-gallons-of-crude-oil-spill

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Why dont nude clubs serve alcohol most of the time?

Why are nude clubs never male as much as topless clubs? Just wondering

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Vegas Strip Trip

I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks. I plan on doing some research, but do any of you know any cool nude clubs in Vegas ? A club that you had a good experience at?

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Oil Spill Shutters LA Strip Club

One way to close down those pesky nude clubs :-) Oil Geyser Sickens Workers, Shutters Strip Club, Floods Streets Workers at a health care facility were sickened after a crude oil pipeline break coated the area with a geyser of black goo By…

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What is the VIP and champagne room for?

Like what can you do there what do the ladies do with you there? Serious question

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Reasons for dumping one of your favorites

1. She seems to be taking advantage of you. In my case she started dancing right away cheating me out of a minute or two of dancing. 2. She no longer seems to excite you. 3. She was never very far…

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Any fellow veterans here?

Never been much of a "hooah" guy, but even I think vets should always stick together. 8 years with the 10th Mountain and 1st Cav.

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Any girls who dance at clubs in Ottawa?

Here on business and I'd love to meet one of you here!

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Houston Strip Clubs

Well I just moved from Miami to Houston about two months ago for a new job and need to start hunting for a new club to splurge at. Was hoping to get some tips from other local Houston guys on…

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Farmerart - it's high time you did something about your illegitimate love child!

Canadian outlaw Justin Bieber might just take another trip to the clink after he allegedly tried to steal some poor fan's cell phone. http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/14/justin-bieber-accused-of-attempted-robbery/#ixzz31jMtonke

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Say it isn't so.

PHOENIX -- Police have made three arrests while investigating allegations that a Phoenix strip club was operating as a house of prostitution. Officers and SWAT members served search warrants at Club Lace and two homes early Wednesday as part of…

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SC Management

We often gripe; w/ good reason; w.r.t. poor/outright-incompetent; SC management. But I've had *some* pleasant and consistent treatment from staff/management in certain clubs; e.g. Tootsies Miami – Baby Dolls Dallas. In both these clubs I've often been treated as I should be…

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The Most Commonly Spoken Language in Each State Besides English and Spanish

interesting. http://mentalfloss.com/article/56714/most-commonly-spoken-language-each-state-besides-english-and-spanish

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strip clubs without extras

How do these places exist and make money? The very first time I went to a strip club as a finance undergrad in college I just assumed you could have sex with the strippers. Which was/is true. I'm just puzzled as…

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The Strange Gift of a Salmon

Randy is an older customer of mine who I have known for almost a year. In the club we get along well, we sit and talk, we have mutual interests, and I am genuinely attracted to him. He is good…

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In case you were wondering what I look like

https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527

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Don't try this at home kids.

Woman ran strip club and brothel in Ferguson home, officials say. FERGUSON • It had everything you might find in a classic strip club — a pole for dancing, full bar, security and a VIP room. But this club operated by invitation…

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My official offer to Hotstuff69babi!

This is my official offer to Hotstuff69babi to come down to Miami and fuck me for money while doing tons of drugs and also wiping blood off my face. What I require: - First send me a picture of your face,…

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Non-Intimate Dates with Escorts/Strippers

Here's a hypothetical. Assuming money was no object, let's say you want to procure a back-page escort for a normal date. Say you go to a movie, dinner, or a ball game (and you pay her for her time). You're…

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Boob Equality Coming Soon

"As long as men are allowed to be topless in public, women should have the same constitutional right. Or else, men should have to wear something to hide their chests" Rael, founder of GoTopless.org and spiritual leader of the Raelian…

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These Hoes Ain't Loyal

I am new but please be aware. The game has changed...be on your game when visiting the best clubs in town. What is your warning story to the public. https://24.media.tumblr.com/b83b9dd7499a92e631b89ef4dc1e1b7d/tumblr_n5fuquCSIo1ruz6zso2_250.gif Everyone can learn something they did not know. All welcome.

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rough sex and potential law suits

Forgive my prolific posting today. I didn't go to work today and I have found I enjoy this board. Here's an interesting topic - one that I have considered a lot - what are the chances of consensual rough sex…