otc without the tools
JohnsonxJohnson
So I like strip clubs and I like hot women. I always wanted to take one out the club and fuck their brains out but I've always been held back by two things. Lack of tact and no car. I usually take public transport to get to my "local" club and I feel like women might not want to take public transport just to get to my house (an hour away) just to romp. There's a hotel nearby but I still would have to walk 4 blocks to get there. Any tips for this type of situation to get some sex?
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last commentTaxi's?
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Almost forgot that the taxi would cost like 70 if I wanted to go from the club to my house
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get the hotel room and have them come to your room. that is the best way. Take a taxi for that 4 blocks if you don't want to walk.
Because odds are the dancer will leave after you do and meet you. She typically won't walk with you to the hotel.
That is in my experiences.
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Stay in ur hotel room and call an escort.
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Don't do it. Too much of a hassle for p4p. Find another gig closer.
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PM BagBoyJames. He knows how to get pussy on the cheap.
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"but I still would have to walk 4 blocks to get there."
I'm pretty sure you'll make the 4 blocks, champ! lol .... seriously, no matter the distance, taxis work, and Uber is even better. When I know I'm going to get super drunk with a stripper OTC, instead of driving, we meet at the neighborhood where the bars are, then Uber to the hotel if it's in a different neighborhood. My experience is that the girls often (usually?) don't drive themselves either, so we'll share a cab or Uber back to our respective mass transit. I like Uber because getting a cab in the city can be difficult, Uber is fast and shows you the position of your driver on the map.
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Rent a car?
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How about a tandem bike, or if you're out to impress her, put her on your lap and ride your unicycle!
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Take your bicycle w/ you and lock it up outside the club – then hopefully the dancer will have her own transportation to the nearby hotel (or you can give her a lift on your handlebars).
If you don’t want to look like a loser for not having a car; tell her your DL got suspended for a year and you already got arrested once for driving w/o a DL.
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How about Rollerblades Papi? With those you can just carry a pair into the club.
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Wow, dude, that's rough. No car is almost as bad as being short.
Reminds me of one of the best movies ever, "40 Year Old Virgin". Tells his not new girlfriend he rides a bike.
She says, "oh, okay, that's fine. I've dated a lot of guys who ride motorcycles."
"Umm, no, I mean a bicycle"
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Have her meet you at the hotel. Pretty much a no brainer. Very few dancers leave the club with a PL anyway.
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