otc without the tools
So I like strip clubs and I like hot women. I always wanted to take one out the club and fuck their brains out but I've always been held back by two things. Lack of tact and no car. I usually take public transport to get to my "local" club and I feel like women might not want to take public transport just to get to my house (an hour away) just to romp. There's a hotel nearby but I still would have to walk 4 blocks to get there. Any tips for this type of situation to get some sex?
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Because odds are the dancer will leave after you do and meet you. She typically won't walk with you to the hotel.
That is in my experiences.
I'm pretty sure you'll make the 4 blocks, champ! lol .... seriously, no matter the distance, taxis work, and Uber is even better. When I know I'm going to get super drunk with a stripper OTC, instead of driving, we meet at the neighborhood where the bars are, then Uber to the hotel if it's in a different neighborhood. My experience is that the girls often (usually?) don't drive themselves either, so we'll share a cab or Uber back to our respective mass transit. I like Uber because getting a cab in the city can be difficult, Uber is fast and shows you the position of your driver on the map.
If you don’t want to look like a loser for not having a car; tell her your DL got suspended for a year and you already got arrested once for driving w/o a DL.
Reminds me of one of the best movies ever, "40 Year Old Virgin". Tells his not new girlfriend he rides a bike.
She says, "oh, okay, that's fine. I've dated a lot of guys who ride motorcycles."
"Umm, no, I mean a bicycle"