So, I found myself in Gettysburg...

So, I found myself in Gettysburg and did a little web search to find that there are three clubs within a reasonable driving distance. This one seemed close enough so I headed over. From reading a coulee of reviews I knee that it wasn't a typical strip club. From the out side it is a very run down building. There is a couple doors blocks doff by tape, which and sprayed note how to get it. I wasn't expect much at all at this point. We'll maybe a scene from an 80s horror movie. But whatever. I head inside and there is no one around. Inside there was a pool table that didn't work, a counter with a couple vibrators for sale, and a small stage. The theme of spray painting signs continued inside. I felt a little like I was in a Rob Zombie movie. So I walk back a hall was and find the only person in the place. It was a short blond whose name I can't remember. She asks me to meet her out by the counter. At the counter she tells me that the only thing she can offer is a lap dance or a private dance. Even though it was $100, 50 to the club 50 to the girl, I thought we a alone lets see what happens. She locked the front door and took me back tot the room. The private dance was 20 minutes. I was only aloud to touch her ass but she grinned in all the right places. After the 20 minutes, she told me there would be girls later and to have a nice day.<br>

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So, the girl had a decent body covered in tats. And I mean covered. She had a little gut which wasn't a problem for me. I'd say she was 5'4" and didn't weight more than 105. <br>

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In all, I won't go back, but it wasn't as bad as I expect