weekend recap: coronas and coke dick
Sunday, July 13, 2014 4:28 PM
Usual weekend recap time guys.
I'll mostly just address Saturday night as nothing too eventful (besides the usual debauchery) transpired on Friday.
So, Saturday night, the stripper comes over at around 230am - after some party she went to for some friends. I had spent the majority of my night drinking 1942 and pineapple juice at FDR (a club around here).
She comes over and looks ridiculous. Huge black stripper heels, skin tight pink dress that just barely covers her ass and her (fake) DD tits popping out.
Shes already wasted and so am I, and somewhere in our drunken stage we decide to go grab some coronas (absolute shit beer, but at the time it's what we wanted). We took the Viper ACR to a nearby 24 hours walgreens and got 24 coronas. Stupidly, we chugged two of them each in the empty parking lot then I floored it back to my house in the viper.
Please note - driving drunk in a viper acr is very very hard. 600 horsepower with no traction control or active handling. So, I'm pretty impressed with myself.
We get to my place and start slamming the beers and snorting coke. Basically we'd try to chug one whole beer and then do a "headbuster" (a huge line of cocaine). We did this, while smoking weed, for hours. By 530am or so I'm seeing sideways but I want to fuck.
She takes off the dress, keeping the heels on, and lies on my couch. Pulls her legs over her head and starts fingering herself. Fuck. My dick isn't super hard but hard enough to get a condom on. I put it on but it's not hard enough to get in her pussy. I keep trying. No luck. She starts talking dirty to me while fingering herself, legs still over her head, high heels in the air, big tits pushed together. I'm jerking off frantically, drenched in sweat from the coke, seeing sideways, heart in my throat. My dick will not work.
Fuck.
I tell her to hold on, I need to take a viagra. I take one. Then I figure fuck it may as well take 2 to be sure. We spend the next hour smoking cigarettes. Finally I feel like I'm ready to do it so she gets on her knees and starts sucking my dick. She gives good deepthroat and will hold it all the way done while she kinda chokes. My dick gets hard so she bends over the couch and spreads her pussy from behind. I try again. Can't hold the erection very well but after a few tries I get it in.
Well, it became pretty clear that:
1) my dick was not working from all the coke
2) if I pulled out I wouldn't get it back in
3) I was never going to cum
So I pretended to orgasm and cum in my condom, pulled out, threw a beer bottle at the wall and told her to go home. Closed my bedroom door took 2 ambiens and passed out. I guess she left at some point.
Fucking waste. Fuck cocaine.
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