For the next time some one askes you what to buy a stripper. :)

When I saw the "VAGINA-COLOURED LIPSTICK," that reminded me of something I read years ago about lipstick. Supposedly, its invention was for the purpose of simulating the color of a vagina on a woman's (mouth) lips. I had forgotten (fortunately) all about that until now! (Thanks for the mammories, Shadowcat.)

Lol

The lip stretcher is hilarious

You should buy a stripper dollars or twenties. You should buy a long term "stripper" you see a lot whatever she's been repeatedly mentioning wanting, because you are a mark.