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Breasts

. Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

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What clubs would you recommend for "extras" in Detroit, and what is the best are

I have read extensively on this board that Detroit is the land of "extras". All the reviews seem to indicate that it is easily and readily available. Well, guess what? I live within driving distance of this great city! What…

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Cups of sperm in VIP?

Anyone else see this stomach turning review posted on Diamond Dolls in Florida a few days ago? "In short "Don't go here". I was regular at this place and even had written few positive reviews. But this time, I saw the ugly…

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Favorite Tee Shirt Slogans

I suspect that Shadowcat could riff on this theme for a while. For me, some of the classics are: I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look Rehab is for quitters I overcame anorexia (worn by an obese woman)

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Porn star's observations on the ice bucket challenge

From Asa Akira's Twitter feed this weekend: "Psh I do the ice bucket challenge everyday. Except instead of ice it's cum. & instead of bucket it's cock. & instead of ALS it's for money."

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OT; Anybody remember this song? :)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+marsha+song

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Joke of the Day

How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice? Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

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Can smart phones take decent pictures in strip clubs without the flash?

I was just wondering. A week ago I saw a guy hold up his phone as if he was taking a pic of the hot girl he was with who went to the stage tipping a topless dancer.…

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"Just a bit outside" or Why Beauty Queens should stick to stripping

http://youtu.be/k-3fGq2unpU

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Strip Clubs in the US Industry Market Research Report Now Available from IBISWor

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2014/08/prweb12095956.htm

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Dermals

Saw a stripper with a row of micro dermals above her upper lip. Made her look like Hitler. I'm ready to retire from clubbing. SMH.

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Don't ask a stripperweb girl for extras...

...Cuz that makes you disgusting. And of course the stripperweb girls have to embellish things by saying guys who ask , also act like creeps and jerks. lol https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?194627-Customers-asking-for-quot-extras-quot

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

this place is surreal. the...

this place is surreal. the dancers are mostly 5s and below. Its surreal because the girls actually fought while we were there, yelling at each other and the mamasan had to break it…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I visited Secrets on this past...

I visited Secrets on this past Friday, I have been to this club a few times and have always had a good time, barmaids are friendly, attentive and attractive. I was hoping to see a…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I needed a break from Follies....

I needed a break from Follies. So I went to Oasis on Saturday, Aug 16 in search of 2 former Follies dancers. the club opens at 11:30AM and I arrived at noon. Plenty of free…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club is small, maybe not the...

Club is small, maybe not the cleanest, and hard to find. But overall it's a pretty good club. I've heard some people complain about the prices for dances, but honestly, they're $30 which is average…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Visited the club on a weeknight....

Visited the club on a weeknight. I have been there before and you get a mix of dancer types. I sat at the bar had my $7 water and Aubrey walked over.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to stop by and check...

Decided to stop by and check out what this club was all about. I like the Latina ladies and I had seen previous reviews stating that there were some here. I parked out…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've always wanted to come down...

I've always wanted to come down and check this place out. Today I did! I got there around 3 and walked inside. $10.00 cover and I took a seat. Before I could sit…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Parking is kinda iffy. Due to...

Parking is kinda iffy. Due to the location there's nowhere around it to park, so you either gotta get lucky and park on the side or pay 10 for the valet. Club doesn't look too…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to come to the famous...

Decided to come to the famous Hi Liter. $5 cover and a $4 or 5 bottle water. The club is nice. There was a girl there for everyones taste. I sat…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This was the first club I...

This was the first club I went to when I got to Phoenix. I heard there were some Latina ladies here so I am all about that. I parked in the back and…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

This is for a visit a...

This is for a visit a month ago. Whenever I am in the area, I stop in because it is the only one around. Not commenting about the lack of decor. Anyway, what I have noticed over the…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Came here twice on their 2-for-Tue...

Came here twice on their 2-for-Tue lapper. Compare to Erotic cafe some miles down, this place is soooo much nicer. Modern decor with super clean bathrooms. BYOB, paid the $10 cover, and yet…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This review is for a month...

This review is for a month ago. I go to this club to see my ATF for this club Caroline. Tonight was no exception. We met up and spent a bunch of time together; dancing, drinking & talking. I…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is a total dive...

This place is a total dive and a great place to chill & hang out! I didn't have any issues parking out front and the area seemed pretty safe, but it was kinda dead time…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Still a dive, but the quality...

Still a dive, but the quality of the dancers and 20 lap dances add up to a place to try in the afternoon from time to time. Small club on Route 20. Center entrance with a…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went back to Penthouse club on...

Went back to Penthouse club on a summer afternoon on Thursday. Might of been 5-7 different dancers I saw there. Got a water and sat next to a couple people having lunch. I can't…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

I went there too early on...

I went there too early on Saturday and there were only a few girls at that time. I sat with a fine girl named 'pink' and she said thing don't pick up till around 9.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I went to two months ago...

I went to two months ago on a Saturday night around 8. Valet was $7 and the cover charge was $15. I stayed in the lower level, so I did not get any…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for years and the quality has remained the same. The bar staff and bouncers are all friendly, and for the most part the dancers are too. I…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Went this past Friday night and...

Went this past Friday night and had an unbelievable 'first' experience. ALL of there e-payment systems were down. No ATM. Could not use a credit/debit card at the bar. It was…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Was here about 6:30pm on a...

Was here about 6:30pm on a Friday, the place is tucked in the back of an industrial park which borders on the airport. Parking was ample for the time of day that…

Buffalo Jump

Gallatin Gateway, Montana

I had a good time here...

I had a good time here with some buddies last week. I was already drinking before i got here so i didnt buy any drink, but from what i heard the alcoholic drinks are decent…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I've been a regular of Bandaids...

I've been a regular of Bandaids for many years now. I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and was pleasantly surprised with the choices. Bandaids has always been somewhat of an urban club, and there…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I love a good strip club....

I love a good strip club. We drove frome Orlando to Cocoa. We paid our cover the club is small for my standards I don't mind the seedy clubs The nicer clubs girls seem snobby.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

My first time ever visiting this...

My first time ever visiting this club was towards the end of the day shift around 5:30. There wasn't much going on, only a few girls who didn't look so hot to me. I decided…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

After a less than satisfactory visit...

After a less than satisfactory visit to TLS, I headed to Flight Club. I arrived after 7pm on Thursday so I had to pay the $10 cover to go with the $7 valet. Skipped taking…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I stopped at Partners Saturday July...

I stopped at Partners Saturday July 26th after a very disappointing visit to another Erie club Teezers..Well I paid my ten dollar cover and took a seat at the bar.I settled in and spent the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This is a great club for...

This is a great club for you and your buddies to have a hits night out...make sure you get some cash, because you will spend a lot of it.....anyways, the girls are pretty much friendly…

Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club

Killeen, Texas

The club itself doesn't look bad,...

The club itself doesn't look bad, kinda typical. It did have a well lit parking lot but still noticed the broken window glass on an outside parking space. When we first went in there was…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

First let me say this is...

First let me say this is the 1st topless club I've ever been to so I'm kinda new at writing things like this. The stage has 3 poles and the girls seem to use them…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Checked out this club a little...

Checked out this club a little while back while in San Diego for a few days on business. They didn't open until 6 on Sunday and I arrived at about 6:30. I was the first…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went on a Sunday evening about...

Went on a Sunday evening about a month ago. This was my first try at an LA-area club. My buddy and I watched the show for a while, and we were struggling to…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. There were 2 girls fully clothed that were giving back rubs at the bar. One of the girls came up and asked if I wanted a back massage. I…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This review is a composite of...

This review is a composite of two visits during the same month back in June. My first trip was pretty good but it took a while to get there. That night many pretty…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Arrived around 6pm after work, thought...

Arrived around 6pm after work, thought that would be a good idea as I could see girls from day shift, and night shift after that. The club is physically one of the nicest in Detroit,…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Visiting from Los Angeles. Canada...

Visiting from Los Angeles. Canada isn't the place for strip clubs. If there are good ones they are underground. The culture towards clubs is different up here. It's more of a…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

I visited and reviewed this club...

I visited and reviewed this club last week (Thursday eve 8/7/14). In that review I commented the vibe was not what I was used to @ Secrets. I visited again a week later Friday 8/15/14…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This place use to be pretty...

This place use to be pretty reliable for lots of fun. Now, it's pretty hit or miss. Dancers are a good mixture of ethnicity. There are some good places to hideout to get some nice…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Idk anything positive to say about...

Idk anything positive to say about this place.. i continue to give it a try because its so close to my house and could be a low key gem if someone put some effort into…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday night I made my first...

Saturday night I made my first visit back to Fantasies in a couple of years. What a mistake! This joint should be called Club Nightmare instead of Club Fantasies. All the ladies were nasty looking…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I was in Detroit for a...

I was in Detroit for a work meeting and had some time to kill before it started so I figured why not spend it at the Coliseum. I got there around 1 and there…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Came here on a Thursday afternoon....

Came here on a Thursday afternoon. First reaction walking in is the place is a dump, but sometimes dumps can be good. Few people in there, no girls on stage, a few just sitting around.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I have been to a few...

I have been to a few clubs and this is by far the best. Plenty of parking in a safe area. The club is very clean and the dancers are gorgeous. There is enough seating…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Christie's on a Wednesday...

Went to Christie's on a Wednesday evening the cover was seven dollars. Went to the bar and got two for one beers. The club is big and well lit, which wasn't cool don't want to see…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I couldn't hardly have been more...

I couldn't hardly have been more pleased. Great variety of friendly, hot girls. Not high-end, but also not dive-y, the right middle-ground for me. I was visiting on business and arrived at about 9 pm.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Checked out the club on a...

Checked out the club on a recent Sunday Night Visit. Arrived about 8:30pm. Even though it was a chill vibe, it was ever inviting (aka didn’t even need a fuckin machete to hack…

Magic City Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

This place has been around forever,...

This place has been around forever, it's a real hole in the wall, and the bathroom is gross. There is usually anywhere from 5-15 girls working. Girls are usually nothing to write home about but…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

My most recent visit coincided with...

My most recent visit coincided with 4th of July weekend. Not being very accustomed to american culture, but it seems unlike most holidays this one isn't a big night for stippers. I got to this club…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I had another good visit at...

I had another good visit at the Players Club this past Thursday. VIP room rate fees remain at the increased rate of $40, whereas the fee was initially only $20 when the club did the…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Stopped by on Fri afternoon around...

Stopped by on Fri afternoon around 4pm. The club was full of girls and a decent amount of customers. Management must have gotten the message because the quality of girls has improved at…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

There are all types of girls....

There are all types of girls. No mater the kind if girl you like theres one to fit the bill. Most of them are alot of fun and mayb a little crazy, but I like…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Was here August 15. Very rowdy,...

Was here August 15. Very rowdy, okay atmosphere. The girls were okay and attentive once you start spending money. Free parking which is nice. It was a spur of the minute visit for me so…

Olivia's

Havelock, North Carolina

Dropped in on a Tuesday night...

Dropped in on a Tuesday night around 9:30 to find two dancers and about 5 customers. Place is small but everyone was approachable. Had a couple of beers at the bar and by 10:30…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

Club has undergone some minor changes...

Club has undergone some minor changes since the change in ownership/management, but they keep the same laid-back and generally friendly style as in the past. Layout is wide open with one main stage and two…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Bourbon Street Circus. I sat one table from the tip rail. Before 8pm, there were only 3 girls here. After 10pm, there were about 10. Mondays seem to be…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

I had not visited a strip...

I had not visited a strip club in Canada in about 10 years. This is very conveniently located from the bridge, just a few minutes drive from the border. On a Thursday night, about 8:30pm, there…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another trip to the Blue Moon....

Another trip to the Blue Moon. I was on a mission to reach a goal after a tough week. So no new friends unless they really proved to be worthwhile. Some new and old faces.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

got to the hiliters around 5:30pm...

got to the hiliters around 5:30pm on a friday afternoon... things are starting to change for the better. This time around, Honey emptied my pockets. It started out with her sitting on my…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I've visited BTs many times previously...

I've visited BTs many times previously and wanted to check out some new faces. Well I wasn't disappointed as I didn't recognize anyone except the manager and the bathroom attendant. Arrived on a Friday after…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I went to Venom to check...

I went to Venom to check it out, IT was after 7:30 Pm. I had to pay a cover charge of $5, and was wanded down right at the entrance. That is OK. When I…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

I come here for the girls...

I come here for the girls and the music, and never fail to have a good time. On Sat night, most of the dancers looked good, but the shot girls at Teasers were so hot,…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Second time here, went on a...

Second time here, went on a Thursday. I've been before on a Saturday where I felt the dancers where different, Thursday the amount of girls were definitely not as much, some of them less attractive…

Black Diamonds

North Miami Beach, Florida

Visited Black Diamonds on Friday eve...

Visited Black Diamonds on Friday eve 8/15/14 after midnight – arrived at the club around 1:30 a.m. after a unstellar visit to Secrets earlier in the eve (wrote review for Secrets visit). Parking at Black Diamonds…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

The Vu on S Tacoma Way...

The Vu on S Tacoma Way has been my home club for the past year or so. The atmosphere at this club is pretty fun, especially on Friday/Saturday evening when I usually attend. There is…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

Stopped by the club on a...

Stopped by the club on a Thursday at 9pm. Only reason why I keep coming back is because of the drinks. The slim older bartender really makes kick @ss drinks. The girls range from…

Club 1444

Springfield, Oregon

I've visited this club more times...

I've visited this club more times than I care to admit, publicly. When ever I'm in Eugene I spend some time and some dollars here. The taxi or tip dance at the end of each…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Review is a couple weeks old....

Review is a couple weeks old. Stopped on way home after being in Flint for business and having a not so good time in Flint. Been here several times, but usually day shift…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited Seattle for the week. Ended...

Visited Seattle for the week. Ended up here after a bad time at another club down the street. Atmosphere was immediately better at this club. Paid cover and sat down. Immediately approached by hot blonde…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Visited Skin on a Friday evening...

Visited Skin on a Friday evening around 6:30. Ended up staying for about 5 hours. Most of the girls are HOT!!! and very friendly. There was only one pushy girl during my…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not a lot of dancers on...

Not a lot of dancers on hand. Daytime has a lot of hispanic honeys and a couple knock out Soviet Union gals. The girls are very giving here, but it can get old…

Training Night

The following story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... We have just finished a fun day of golf, and me, my best friend Mark, and a newer friend Ned are at a local bar drinking from a cold pitcher of Miller Lite. It has been quite a while since I have been able to play hookey, and get out on the links. The beers are going down quickly, and when this happens, my urge to see naked 20-something year old hotties rises exponentially. "So Rick, where are we headed after this?" Mark says with a smile. Mark and I have been friends for a long time now, and he knows damn well that after…

15 Strippers we could do without (Types 1-5)

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually think they're going to walk out of a club with a new "girlfriend." Strip clubs are places you go to drop money to burn off some stress by having a good time with some booze and female nudity. There's also some dancer "types" we could do without as well. Here's my list: 1. The skunk. Except for the top of the line…

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Nothing like a little necrophilia to take the edge off. :)

HAMILTON COUNTY, Ohio - A man who worked in a morgue admitted to having sex with female corpses while at work, federal officials said. Kenneth Douglas, of Hamilton Co. , Ohio, admitted in court that he sexually abused three corpses…

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When you've asked dancers out OTC...is this really how most of them react?

I rarely read stripper-web, but every now and then when I'm bored I'll check it out. I came across a thread on there today that I found very interesting. One of the dancers made a thread titled "When customers ask…

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Follies First Timer

I read the reviews for Follies and it seems like the best place to visit in Georgia if a person had to choose a place to visit in Georgia. I'll be working with a limited budge, but this may…

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"Selling" the Dance

When you're in the lap dance booth have any strippers been creative in getting you to buy more dances from them other than saying the old standard "want another one?" Once (not VIP, regular lap dance area) ,in a high mileage…

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First timer and by myself

I'm on holiday here in Glasgow and I'm pretty sure tomorrow I'll be going to one the strip clubs. Thing is, it'll be both my first time at a strip club and I'll be by myself. What are some things…

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Worst time in the SC

Every strip club i've been too i got much attetion from the ladies there, they will come and introduce themselves to me. But this club im about to write about us just the , as soon as you get in…

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stanky panky

Ever get da stanky panky ? I did last night while doing a 30 min time block champaine with this sexy bitch...yeep pinky up her Ass...... God I love it when girls suprise me with shit on my finger

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spanking stage side

The story fastcars told about the pager reminded me of one. One night I was in a club and this slightyly dominatrix type dancer took a guys belt off at stage. She made him stand up and bend over so he…

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Favorite Zoos

I've never been to the San Diego Zoo but it wins on reputation alone. My favorite zoos in the Midwest The St. Louis Zoo Brookfield Zoo in Chicago The Indianapolis Zoo

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Pager (and other devices) Play

Anyone have a story something like this, about using a device to stimulate a dancer, they'd like to share? Before cell phones really took hold many people carried pagers which would vibrate for a short time when turned on or off. I…

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Are you ready for some football......Cheerleaders?

Football is finally back, and so are the cheerleaders http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/nfl-preseason-cheerleaders-slideshow/#

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Haven't been to this place for...

Haven't been to this place for about a year. I was out there on a Tuesday evening. Paid 20 for the cover fee and get a free lemonade. When I entered the gate, I checked…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

This has always been my go...

This has always been my go to place for some quality girls. It seems like lately they have been going downhill when it comes to finding new talent though. I like the setup of this…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I am typically down in Denver...

I am typically down in Denver a couple of times a year for work and I always stop off and see what is happening. This Wed was no different. Decent night for patrons,…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

Decided to visit Teasers on Friday...

Decided to visit Teasers on Friday night August 15th. I got there around 10:00 p.m. The parking lot was pretty full but found out later it was mostly the staff vehicles. They…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

I visited Club X Friday, August...

I visited Club X Friday, August 15th around 11pm. I hadn’t been to this club in months and I decided to head there just to conduct some reconnaissance. The cover is still $22 and the…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Best lunch and show downtown! ...

Best lunch and show downtown! Staff is welcoming and friendly. It made it easy to enjoy my free time. Service was fast and friendly,the girls were beautiful, and I didn't feel like I was…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This was my first time back...

This was my first time back at Chicas since they changed the "no pasties" law. That was a good surprise to see actually titties. The downside to this is they tore down the walls where…

The Roxy Showgirls

Phoenix, Arizona

Before getting into the actual club...

Before getting into the actual club experience itself, I'd like to comment on the club location and security measures, as others have commented negatively on these aspects. The club is in an older area of…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

In town for work and decided...

In town for work and decided to check out Flash Dancers after hearing that it's been remodeled. It's been a few years since I've been here, but after entering, it didn't look like much of…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went here on a weekend day...

Went here on a weekend day time and met a few gals. It was a slow day and thought I would just relax and have a good time since no one else was around. Got…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

It was a light Friday afternoon...

It was a light Friday afternoon at the Flint Vu. The customer base was thin. During the time I was there, there were never a dozen men. Working were Aubrey, Riley, Lola,…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Back in the pre-Katrina days, this...

Back in the pre-Katrina days, this place was the Gold Club where I had the honor or shame of being one of the last guests to leave way too many nights... uh, I mean, mornings.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I Have Been A regular to...

I Have Been A regular to Platinum plus Greenville for the past year. It is an decent club and huge with 3 + 1 stages. The girls are mostly white averaging 6 on the appeal scale.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

My work takes me solo all...

My work takes me solo all over the states for 2-3 weeks at a time in different cities, sometimes great metropolitan areas and sometimes I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with 4 feet of…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I last visited here, but I'm glad I cam back. Club layout hasn't changed and has been described by many. I did do the mixed drink thing…

Baby Dolls

Hopewell, Virginia

Must see! This place is under...

Must see! This place is under some new management and the previous reviews are no longer valid. We stopped in here while on a tour of clubs in Richmond. $5 cover, $5/6 beers. No hard…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another trip to Phoenix, and a...

Another trip to Phoenix, and a stop at the Hi-Liter. I really like this place. Cozy, small not that super strip club like a Ricks or a Rhino--but usually pretty hot chicks.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

another visit after a long time....

another visit after a long time. i was just thinking that the whole dancing staff has changed. out of 25 dancers could only recognize one from a year ago. two aa, one tiny asian and…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

I webt to second breathe around...

I webt to second breathe around 5 pm I seen a very chunky girl didnt get her name but to big for my taste. Anywsys u walk in and yhe odor of cigarettes hit you…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Stopped in last Saturday night with...

Stopped in last Saturday night with two friends while passing through Lansing. In short I had an awesome time. The club itself is pretty nice. It seems like they must've redone the inside recently.…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Visited early May 2014. Very...

Visited early May 2014. Very small club, one stage with bar running width of the customer area on the right, lap dance area parallel on the left, and a VIP area in the far…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

the girls are all very amature...

the girls are all very amature you can tell by the outfits that they have on (bras and granny panties) and the way they dance. They really have no idea what they're doing which is…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Monday seems to a common slow...

Monday seems to a common slow day at strip clubs. I tried Band Aids around 1030 11 and it was pretty dead. 5 girls max few guys at bar 2-3 in dancer area and no…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

I've been to RCL a couple...

I've been to RCL a couple of times but wanted to do more of a general review. First of all, the interior might be better described as a saloon rather than a club. From an…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First visit to Pantheion (the club...

First visit to Pantheion (the club spells it like this). I had always had it on my list, but never made it there. Now that the club has new management, some things are different;…

The Slipper Gentlemen's Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Amazing place. fun girls, most are...

Amazing place. fun girls, most are from out of the area. Its business not a friendship with any business. tip the girls on the stage appropriately buy a few private dances and you will…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Looks like somebody else gave some...

Looks like somebody else gave some valuable info on this club and the takeout menu. I have to chime in with what I found out last night. Went on a titty tour with a few guys…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

There were 9 girls on a...

There were 9 girls on a Wednesday afternoon, which was weird because there were more dancers than patrons. They opened up a second stage and mostly that performer dance alone because there were only…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

The place is aesthetically very nice...

The place is aesthetically very nice - like most of Rick's establishments. The interior is classy and the music level is at a good volume (not too loud, not too quiet). The bouncers and…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Stopped in on a Friday after...

Stopped in on a Friday after not having gone in a long time. Crazy Horse down the street is closed for remodeling so this place currently has twice the strippers and patrons than usual. Lots…

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Bag Boy James chicken fucker dog caught fucking a chick

Chicken fucker dog: http://youtu.be/cps-4epBZ1g

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How to make your review long enough to be accepted.

Reviews of Cheetah, Atlanta Cheetah 887 Spring St NW Atlanta, Georgia 30308 Avatar MagicHead Prop MagicHead Ignore MagicHead Send Private Message to MagicHead Joined: Aug 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed on: August 15, 2014 Visited on:…

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Jackson MS clubs

I've looked at the reviews of the clubs but are there any others that are not listed. Will be visiting Jackson next week on business. Looking for best bang for my $$$.

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Alucard R.I.P

Was sent the following by a fellow TUSCLer: www.legacy.com/obituaries/toledoblade/obituary.aspx?pid=171871736

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Back in black and ready for crack

Hey guys it's been too long since I've been a contributing member. Was busy most of this summer working at cbs and building compoopers so it's been a real different change from the normal club and dub. How have you…

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Founder, where are our pics?

I payed for that feature. Did you get hacked? I also had a thread deleted minutes after posting that everyones avatar had dissapeared....then they came back. If you didn't delete my thread, who did?

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Zipman36: Troll feeder or troll?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30441 Either way a good candidate for ignore status.

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Worst / Most Surprising OTC Experience

What's the worst, or most surprising, OTC experience you've ever had? Mine was at a topless club which allowed no touching, sit on your hands, air dances only type. There was one dancer there with huge tits which I…

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Old Reviews

From my review of Nikki's Roadhouse (Woodstock, ON) of August, 2010...... "I got the strong impression that there is no sex in the lap dance area." Hmm......um....er....ah......NO! Three subsequent visits to this joint over the years have proven the lie to my foolish…

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Something new for me

I've been going to clubs for 20+ years but until recently I didn't go that often but today something a funny/different than what I'm used to happened. Today I went to my favorite club for lunch, I didn't plan on…

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Newest edition to discussions

Can y'all niggas see my post?

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Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale favs?

I am going to be going to Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale in late October with a couple of friends, and was wondering if anyone can give me some fav girls for me to be on the lookout for?…

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Jayzex -- Juice's actual ex or Juice fuckin' with us?

Truth be known, I find it implausible that Juice has an ex. Dude claims to be like 500 lbs and posts like 5000 TUSCL messages a day. Is that boyfriend material? Plus there is the fact that I once visited Juice…

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Would you fuck this woman?

http://carloz.newsvine.com/_news/2014/08/13/25331422-one-year-on-how-is-ania-lisewska-doing-on-her-plan-to-have-sex-with-100000-men I think I'll pass. I have a hard enough time with sloppy seconds. :)

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From a recent Mons Venus Review

2 points in the review I thought were interesting: “… She had mobile payment on her phone …” Wow – first I hear of this from a dancer “… But with Joe not charging the dancers a fee to work there …” Hmm –…

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Tootsies Cabaret

My Name Is Charles And I Highly Recommend tootsies cabaret, the wings are great, and the drink prices are fair, the women here are hot. The Place is huge its the size of a costco. The Food here is really delicious…

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Traveling with a dancer

So I'm talking to my CF (who is quickly becoming my ATF) about maybe going on a business trip with me. Business is the excuse for me to get out of the house, but the trip would be mostly…

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bad consequences from dancers smoking pot

1) I just smoked a joint and I have dry mouth. So I can't give you a blow job.

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Lapdances

During a dance where the dancer is giving a good grind, what do you like? A cowgirl grind B reverse cowgirl grind C titty grind

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T or A

While you are at the tip rail, what dobyou preferr to recieve for your tip? A dancer sticking her ass in your face B dancer sticking her v in your face C dancer slapping you around with her tits I pick C

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How to get rid of Muslim terrorists.

The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a donkey is circulating all over Middle Eastern news sites. Lebanese website Beiruting recently reported that a Saudi Sheikh man died after attempting to sodomize a…

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Be afraid--be vewy, vewy afraid

It seems that the Backdoor Teen Mom has taken her dubious talents and hideous fake jugs to a strip club near you (if you live in Texas). She says she's doing "research" but no one believes her. http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/13/mtv-teen-mom-farrah-abraham-turns-to-stripping/ Would you watch…

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OT: Zelda Williams and the trolls

I was reading about Robin Williams' suicide when I came across www.salon.com/2014/08/13/the_trolls_zero_in_on_zelda_williams/ What kind of ASSWHOLE trolls somebody after their father dies. Especially after he commits suicide. I don't know what to say about Robin Williams. I can remember watching Mork…

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How This Enron Exec Made $280 Million By Impregnating A Stripper?

Really? He's now married to a stripper, so his life is hell. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/enron-exec-made-250-million-impregnating-stripper-getting-fired/

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Anyone Have a Favorite at Babydolls?

Do any of you that happen to make it to Babydolls on a regular or semi-regular basis have a favorite that you would be willing to reveal? Thanks, Braz

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Are all the Detroit TUSCL's accounted for?

I hope Jackslash, Wongy, Keepitbreezy Superdude and all the rest of the Detroit area strip clubbers are ok after the near record rainfall. I don't think of it when I am there but south eastern Michigan is pretty flat and…

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Best LA strip club

Staying near Santa Monica Blvd and the 405. Looking for strip club nearby that features latina and other exotic. Appreciate your input

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Best Clubs in Akron - Youngtown Ohio area

I'm going to be on a project in the Akron area in Early September and was wondering if any of you all have a handle on the better clubs. I will be going through the reviews but person insight will…

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Pretty Viejas and "Flirting Tips"

Still reflecting on TMojo's outstanding article about the TJ Hotel Cascadas and the Hong Kong Bar, and those Walmarts bed sheet straps. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29958 I know this girl was picked for the video, and that she isn't taking anything off or otherwise going…

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Ban ban ban in this liberal and tolerant culture

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2014/08/12/parents-complain-about-woman-pole-dancing-in-ocean-city/ At least says one comment I agree with.

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what the hell ?

http://denver.craigslist.org/tag/4616625033.html

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Need a job?

SAN FRANSISCO — “Help Wanted — Special skills required.” Not an unusual job listing until you realize qualified applicants must be able to swing on pole and remove their clothes. So where do they go to find people for these…

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Denver 2AMer

FEDERAL HEIGHTS, Colo. — Two people were shot early Wednesday morning after an altercation outside a strip club. Police said the incident happened about 1:45 a.m. in the parking lot of the Platinum 84 strip club at 8485 Umatilla St., which…

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Celebrity gossip that won't irritate Dougsta!

Check this shit out www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/what-celebrity-pussies-taste-like Says that Rosie O'Donnell's pussy tastes like a bulldog's asshole. How could the possibly know that? I mean really...I could picture making a bet where the loser gives a bulldog a rimjob IF I drank enough Tequila.…

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The Tower of Terror

Did any of you see Herm Edwards last week on Mike and Mike on ESPN ? His story about taking his daughters to Disney World is priceless. He was discussing the drafting of Johnny Manziel, but it made me think…

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RIP: Lauren Bacall

For the old guys. "You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't…

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Christy Mack Pt. 2

About a month ago I had a post talking about porn star Christy Mack. I just saw on TMZ that her ex-boyfriend, War Machine, beat her to an inch of her life. http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/11/christy-mack-war-machine-photos-injuries-broken-bones-porn-star/

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Ciudad Juarez

It sounds like most of what was once Juarez has been incapacitated by drug violence. But maybe now it is starting to come back? Google Maps does not perform so well on the other side of the border. Can't…

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A 2:30 AM'er in my neck of the woods

Kelly Byer CantonRep.com staff writer Posted Aug. 11, 2014 @ 5:09 pm JACKSON TWP. A man was taken to Mercy Medical Center after being assaulted early Sunday morning outside a strip club. Jackson Township police were alerted about…

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What not to do with a dildo.

A 50-year-old man died after he got a vibrator stuck up his anus and left it too long to seek medical attention because he was embarrassed, an inquest has been told. Southwark Coroners' Court heard it took Nigel Willis five days…

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Man Beaten In Front Of ND Strip Club Dies

WILLISTON, ND - Police say a man beaten in front of a strip club in the North Dakota oil boomtown of Williston died of his injuries. Detective David Peterson says 25-year-old Dean Niederklopfer was pronounced dead at a Minot hospital…

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Detroit 1 . Shailynn 0

After getting catfished last month, missing the Detroit meet-and-greet a few weeks ago, and my friends pussying out on me for a Detroit trip the following week, I was excited to get back to Detroit for a much needed stress…

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Article: Kate Upton Blaming Fear of Social Media for not posing nude

I'm surprised that no one has posted anything on this as of yet. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/08/kate-upton-naked-photos-_n_5661521.html To me, it's okay if that what Kate truly wants to do and not worry about how people on social media or on blogs think. I don't…

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Club Lust Greenville,SC

Ok lets try this again. Can any who has been to club lust in Greenville,SC recommend some strippers that give extras & also how much they charge.

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Going tonight in West Palm Beach, FL (What is the best club in town)

Thank you for the info

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Semi-OT: Strip Club Owner at White House Medal of Honor Ceremony

I don't think I saw this mentioned on TUSCL when it happened, and was reminded of it by a recent visit. The Cheetah of South Florida strip clubs are characterized by having somewhere in the club a veterans' shrine, flying the…

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WTF: Robin Williams

Robin Williams dead from apparent suicide. A comic genius. I'm in shock.

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Tijuana Brothels/Strip clubs

Tijuana is a must destination for all the the clubbers(Adelitas,Hong Kong)....I need to visit this place one day.......So has anyone had a problem getting back to the states without a passport, after visiting Tijuana Adelitas/Hong Kong? I…

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69...stop or keep going?

So I just realized I posted a review for the 69th different club I've visited. I've always thought a goal of 100 clubs was when I might hang it up. But the magical number of 69 has caused me to…

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OTC question

I met a stripper in a Dallas club and we got along well. We did VIP with no extras. She's super hot and I've thought about her a lot. Last night I texted her and she said she wanted to…

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Kidnapping in Texas strip club.

A woman is safe and two men are behind bars following a gunpoint kidnapping that took place outside a strip club in Donna. Both Julio Cesar Botello and Orlando Guillea Constante are facing criminal charges in connection to the early Monday…

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Would you or wouldn't you?

Went to a club for lunch this afternoon that extras are pretty easy to get. Had this very hot blonde (8+) chat me up. Within 5 seconds I realized she was high as a kite, talking to her for the…

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For those without restrictions?

Due to my familial and career situation, I have to restrict how much of my personal life I can share as well as the amount of contact I can spend with these honey's. If I had no such restrictions…

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New club in Atlanta: Dreams

Has anyone been to Dreams on Northside Drive that was formerly The Diamond Club a few weeks ago? I'm just curious as to the type of club it is now, and the dancers, crowd, etc. Thanks!

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O.T. - Gold

Any gold experts out there?.......specifically experts in Double Eagles? Going through the mass of correspondence that accumulated during my month-long vacation I discovered an intriguing offer to sell 25 Double Eagles for C$37,500 (C$1500/coin). The offer came from an oil patch…

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Crotchless Panties-Yay or Nay?

I say yay.

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OT:Any Point Arguing Sport Vs. Sport or Generations Within Each Sport?

Pretty self-explanatory. Got into a sports debate this weekend and these knuckleheads wouldn't let it go. A bunch of dudes arguing over Baseball vs. Golf and Football vs. Hockey.

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Lust

can any one recommend some dancers at lust that give extras & how much they charge.

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Best Song of the Decade

"Happy", by Pharrell Williams. 'nuff said. I love it.