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motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

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VeryBigDawg

LMAO!

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mikeya02

Lol Motor, that's bad manners....btw, I looked her up and I did not know that when she was 10, she baby-sat the kids of Mickey Mantle and Yogi Berra. Pretty cool.

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motorhead

In never knew that. ^^

She was a model in her younger days. Hard to believe

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SlickSpic

Haha.

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crazyjoe

Nice

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