Joke of the Day

motorhead

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

8/17/2014 11:18:14 AM

How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

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VeryBigDawg

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10 years ago

LMAO!

mikeya02

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10 years ago

Lol Motor, that's bad manners....btw, I looked her up and I did not know that when she was 10, she baby-sat the kids of Mickey Mantle and Yogi Berra. Pretty cool.

motorhead

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10 years ago

In never knew that. ^^

She was a model in her younger days. Hard to believe

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Haha.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

Nice

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