Anyone else see this stomach turning review posted on Diamond Dolls in Florida a few days ago?
"In short "Don't go here".
I was regular at this place and even had written few positive reviews.
But this time, I saw the ugly truth.
So, it was late Saturday night. I took one beer and as usual I asked a girl for that "3 dance room" (you know that special service room). My car keys fell in the dance room and I used my cell phone flash light (torch app) trying to find my spectacles.
And there I saw the worst of my life. There may be three cups of sperm behind chair. There was sperm on chair where I would have rested my head. FUCK FUCK I almost vomited and never felt that low. Anyway, I had already paid the lady and my little head overtook, so I demanded to goto the other room (next to main entrance). And oh my god, there again was sperm in between two sofa cushions. I had been to that room, so I checked the area in between door and sofa. And I saw 2-3 cups of sperms there.
Well now I almost vomited and left the club to get fresh air. I had never felt so low in my life. And obviously the hell I saw is obviously supposed to be there but I conveniently ignored it in past.
I went inside the club to pick up my smoke. The girl was there and she understood how I felt. She told me the reason she do what she do (and first time I trusted a stripper :-)). She offered me dance in lieu of money I paid her but I said no (may be first and last time in life, where I said no to stripper).
I still goto other strip clubs but that was very very bad experience."
Most of the clubs in my area are not VIP worthy, but the few time I've been out of the area, the dancers had paper towels, wipes, kleenex or condoms on hand. Has anyone else seen anything like this before? What do they put the dick over a cup while giving a hand job, or give bj's and spit the cum out in a cup? Sickening.
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American Pie - Stifler drinks the pale ale.: youtu.be
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This is why I always ask my girls to swallow. It's the considerate thing to do for the fellow users of the VIP room.
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crazyjoe - I thought about that scene too. LOL.
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if i saw that i would never go back to that club. ever.
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On a serious note, failure to clean up the VIP or dance areas has got to be one of the top ten most common screw ups of strip club management. Most recently I was in the VIP at Hi Liter in Phoenix and it was disgusting. It almost made me loose focus on the titty fuck I was receiving at the time. Why can't they clean these places up when the lights are in and the club is closed?
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I had one favorite that always insisted on wiping down the sofa in the VIP room with Lysol before she would even let me sit down.
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Yeah I dont get it, cant be that hard to keep it clean. Keep clorox handy wipes in each room. I was at this club a year ago while on vacation and did vip. Club seemed well maintained but have to admit I was more focused on rhe nice ride I was getting and didnt check the room out that closely.
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My ATF once told me that it would turn my stomach if I brought a black light into VIP. I always ask the waitress to leave extra napkins and I usually bring Cottonelle wet wipes with me to clean me and the dancer when we're through. My ATF usually shoves the used napkins & wipes behind or under the sofa. She claims they get cleaned daily, but id wonder?
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At the clubs I frequent, The Wolf is the cleaner!
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After my first bbbj in a strip club, the dancer spit on the couch and I made a comment about it. Her reply? "Do you think I'm the first girl to do that?"
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Before my bbbjcim yesterday the dancer dropped part of a twizzler on the floor of the cr. I said "being old we'd follow the 3 second rule and eat it anyway". She responded: " I wouldn't as there's enough dna on the carpet for 5200 children.
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At least it wasn't gallons of cum.
@Clubber-Great reference.
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Ewww! You'd think they would have cleaned up OP's previous visit!
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When Seattle clubs were at their prime, I saw a girl a chair away from me lift her head from the customer's lap and spit on the floor. I thought they should put some brass spittoons around.
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I see a new business op...
Strip club / sperm donor center - all in one...
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SS,
Sherman, Bradley, Tiger!
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Clubber,
No love for Mike Ehrmantraut?
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moto Winston Wolf shows up in a Tux, and drives fast. Ehrmantraut is no Winston Wolf
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motor,
ime nailed it!
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Don't look at me, it was none of mine. Mine arcs all the way out to the parking lot.
(But, yes, I've gotten many an offer at that particular venue, yet never have contributed to such contamination of the furnishings. I've got some standards, however low: Don't leave for others what you would not want them to leave for you.)
It's a nasty annoyance when the clubs won't bother to properly clean and I don't even mean this sort of stuff, but merely just cleaning at all. At least during the break before opening spray some carpet/upholstery cleaner and Febreze and run a vacuum cleaner and wipe down the surfaces.
(I remember 25-cent loop peeps in the 1970s where there was always someone at the ready to wipe them down -- oh, sure, carpeting and upholstery are tougher than the usual solid surfaces in the old peeps, but one would expect better standards in 2014 where you're dropping one or two hundred.)
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This topic of a sperm cup made think of an old SNL skit with Dan Ankroyd and Michael Palin.
It was about a drool cup. Very funny, but couldn't find it on the web.
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Ummm...I dont think the guy was referring to platic cups filled with sperm. I think he was referring to a quantity....more than an ounce, less than a liter...
And I'm sure he was exaggerating, since it would soak into the carpet, etc.
Sounds to me like the guy had some weird cum fetish and was making up some fantasy about having cum all over the place
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