T or A

D. Dancer whispers in my ear: "you can fuck me if you want to after I get off stage". Only happened once though.

Something along the lines of what JS69 mentioned.

E. What JS69 said PLUS, "When we're finished, I'll make you a sandwich, maybe two."

Gotta go with option A. I always fumble with option C, never know if the girl wants the money in the bra straps, cups, or cleavage.

It's like playing rock, paper, scissors...

Last night I had tipped a dancer quite well ($10) and she had snuggled her ass up to the tip rail and put her feet back over her head which allowed me to see her tonsils while looking up her snatch. Another dancer sat beside me and said, "am I interrupting?" I replied that I was in the middle of a gynecological exam and would be right with her. She wanted to know if I had seen anything new and I didn't know what to say. I finally blurted out that I think I saw some guys partial plate stuck up there and dancer #2 started laughing so hard I think she pissed herself. Later in VIP while DATY I could swear I could taste piss. Damn!

Had one girl promise me "something special" if I would tip her a $5 during her stage rotation. So I agreed and she pulled her g-string to the side and buried my tongue in it--not a bad deal-lol