This was the first club I...

This was the first club I went to when I got to Phoenix. I heard there were some Latina ladies here so I am all about that. I parked in the back and walked toward the door. I was frisked at the door and then let in. I went straight to the bar and ordered a bottle of water. The bartender was hot! Better than any of the chicks that were there.

I made my way back to where the stage is. The first thing I noticed was that it smelled like beer and piss. You could tell this place was old and dingy. I heard that you could get $5 dances though so I was all about that! The sad thing is that not one girl ever approached me in the hour I was there. There were 2 or 3 chicks I would have loved to get a dance with but they were occupied the whole time. I guess that's what happens when dances are only $5.00. I would come back sometime just to see how good/bad the dances were.

Last thing.........this place played the SHITTIEST MUSIC EVER. It was loud as fuck and just horrible. It was mostly rap and the rap wasnt even that good. It was like they were playing their buddies CD trying to get a record deal. Some of the Hispanic chicks danced to some Mexican music and even that was shitty too! Horrible music...worst I have ever heard at a strip club. No excuse for playing that shit!