Jayzex -- Juice's actual ex or Juice fuckin' with us?
zipman68
the speed force!
Truth be known, I find it implausible that Juice has an ex. Dude claims to be like 500 lbs and posts like 5000 TUSCL messages a day. Is that boyfriend material?
Plus there is the fact that I once visited Juice and the dude was living in a room filled waste deep with Cheetos. Kept eating 'em 'til he said "time to post on TUSCL". I swear to God that the dude's eyes turned black, he levitated, and tentacles emerged from his back. Must have posted crazy shit on TUSCL from like 100 computers simultaneously. Dude spoke in this this distorted voice that was all "I am Pazuzu and I must inhabit TUSCL".
You can't unsee that shit.
Plus there is the fact that I once visited Juice and the dude was living in a room filled waste deep with Cheetos. Kept eating 'em 'til he said "time to post on TUSCL". I swear to God that the dude's eyes turned black, he levitated, and tentacles emerged from his back. Must have posted crazy shit on TUSCL from like 100 computers simultaneously. Dude spoke in this this distorted voice that was all "I am Pazuzu and I must inhabit TUSCL".
You can't unsee that shit.
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pussy
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Seriously though...you never saw any signs? I figured Lucifer hangin' out at your crib eating Cheetos would be a dead giveaway. You know, Lucifer -- or Luci as I call him -- ain't that bad a guy. Yes, he's a man of wealth and taste, but he can also shotgun a PBR with the best of 'em. Your ex was pretty coo-el for introducing me. I sold my soul for rock 'n roll doncha know!
And don't pay attention to ol' Juiice wit' two i's -- he's jes' a goofy lil' demon that your ex liked to fuck in the "asswhole" when he's feeling kinda randy. The real Juice offered to let me fuck him but I don't swing that way -- if I'm fuckin' a demon that bitch be a HAWT succubus, not some ugly-assed troll like Juiice. Juiice be fantasizing 'bout me ever since.
To be fair to myself the posts above aren't semi-fictional. They are 100% fictional. I've never met ol' Juice, but I really doubt that he lives in a house filled waist deep in Cheetos. At least I hope not. Moreover, the story also involved demon possession, an even more blatant sign that it is completely fictional.
I'm going to give a piece of advice, assuming you aren't actually Juice. Don't use TUSCL to try to track him down. This is his medium. All you're doing is giving him ammunition to fuck with you.