Truth be known, I find it implausible that Juice has an ex. Dude claims to be like 500 lbs and posts like 5000 TUSCL messages a day. Is that boyfriend material?
Plus there is the fact that I once visited Juice and the dude was living in a room filled waste deep with Cheetos. Kept eating 'em 'til he said "time to post on TUSCL". I swear to God that the dude's eyes turned black, he levitated, and tentacles emerged from his back. Must have posted crazy shit on TUSCL from like 100 computers simultaneously. Dude spoke in this this distorted voice that was all "I am Pazuzu and I must inhabit TUSCL".
You can't unsee that shit.


Im the the real fucking ex...Yes, he's a big dude, and yes he stayed on this site on my computer! He lived with me all summer, didn't pay me a dime. I helped him get a car, get it running, and get it legal. He stayed out all night and wouldn't tell me where he was and wouldn't call or text me to let me know he was ok. I told him he needed to leave and he packed his shit and left. He is honestly probably living in his van right now. He is too much of a pussy to try to contact me and say Im sorry, or kiss my ass.