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What not to do with a dildo.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Tuesday, August 12, 2014 11:32 AM
A 50-year-old man died after he got a vibrator stuck up his anus and left it too long to seek medical attention because he was embarrassed, an inquest has been told. Southwark Coroners' Court heard it took Nigel Willis five days to muster the courage to get help after accidentally lodging a dildo inside himself last year. Mr Willis, who lived in Forest Hill with his mother, was taken to Lewisham hospital in December but succumbed to his injuries in February this year despite having the vibrator removed. The sex object had pierced his bowel, which led him to suffer septic shock. ‘The history was that his friend or carer called an ambulance because he complained of dizziness, weakness and was unable to move from the sofa for five days,' said Dr Adebowale Adesina, who works as a consultant at the south-east London hospital. Mr Willis, who didn't have a job and was single, cared for his elderly mother with the help of his neighbour.

14 comments

  • knight_errant
    10 years ago
    "unable to move from the sofa for five days"? Or just didn't want to?
  • shailynn
    10 years ago
    Now we know what happened to LMN. No wonder he's been so quiet on the board lately. RIP LMN
  • DoctorDarby
    10 years ago
    To say the man was "full of crap" at the time would not be hyperbole in this case. A Darwin award nominee for sure.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    How do you "accidentally lodge" a dildo up your ass? Was he trying to do something else, and totally fucked up? lol
  • sclvr5005
    10 years ago
    Awww.....I'm gonna miss san_jose_gay. Not.
  • gawker
    10 years ago
    Those EverReady batteries keep on running and running and....
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    ^^^ or was it the energizer bunny that keeps going and going
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    This is just so wrong in so many ways.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    "Mr Willis, who didn’t have a job and was single" Boy, didn't see that one coming.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    I'm pretty sure he was too embarrassed to call a doctor to report his dilemma, because the doc would likely say... "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    There was a Jackass episode where one of the guys put a matchbox type car in his ass and then went to the doctor. Was funny when they looked at the x-rays.
  • TheFword
    10 years ago
    He had been to the doctor the day before he died, the Doc ask if he wanted it removed, "No, just change the batteries".
  • rick20051967
    10 years ago
    Very funny Motorhead!!!
  • juiicebox69
    10 years ago
    U dont do this ether shado ! [view link] rite clubber ?
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