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What not to do with a dildo.

shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

A 50-year-old man died after he got a vibrator stuck up his anus and left it too long to seek medical attention because he was embarrassed, an inquest has been told.

Southwark Coroners' Court heard it took Nigel Willis five days to muster the courage to get help after accidentally lodging a dildo inside himself last year.

Mr Willis, who lived in Forest Hill with his mother, was taken to Lewisham hospital in December but succumbed to his injuries in February this year despite having the vibrator removed.

The sex object had pierced his bowel, which led him to suffer septic shock.

‘The history was that his friend or carer called an ambulance because he complained of dizziness, weakness and was unable to move from the sofa for five days,' said Dr Adebowale Adesina, who works as a consultant at the south-east London hospital.

Mr Willis, who didn't have a job and was single, cared for his elderly mother with the help of his neighbour.

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knight_errant

"unable to move from the sofa for five days"? Or just didn't want to?

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shailynn

Now we know what happened to LMN. No wonder he's been so quiet on the board lately. RIP LMN

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DoctorDarby

To say the man was "full of crap" at the time would not be hyperbole in this case. A Darwin award nominee for sure.

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mikeya02

How do you "accidentally lodge" a dildo up your ass? Was he trying to do something else, and totally fucked up? lol

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sclvr5005

Awww.....I'm gonna miss san_jose_gay. Not.

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gawker

Those EverReady batteries keep on running and running and....

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crazyjoe

^^^ or was it the energizer bunny that keeps going and going

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SlickSpic

This is just so wrong in so many ways.

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motorhead

"Mr Willis, who didn’t have a job and was single"

Boy, didn't see that one coming.

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motorhead

I'm pretty sure he was too embarrassed to call a doctor to report his dilemma, because the doc would likely say...

"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

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Clubber

There was a Jackass episode where one of the guys put a matchbox type car in his ass and then went to the doctor. Was funny when they looked at the x-rays.

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TheFword

He had been to the doctor the day before he died, the Doc ask if he wanted it removed, "No, just change the batteries".

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rick20051967

Very funny Motorhead!!!

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juiicebox69

U dont do this ether shado ! youtube.com

rite clubber ?

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