Favorite Tee Shirt Slogans
ElectronmanToo much of a good thing is never enough
I suspect that Shadowcat could riff on this theme for a while.
For me, some of the classics are:
I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look
Rehab is for quitters
I overcame anorexia (worn by an obese woman)
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"Blow job. The only job I'll ever love".
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Marine aviators penetrate deeper
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Meet the Ass family: Dumb, Smart, Kick, and Lazy Ass (complete with little stick figures like on the back of soccer mom SUV's)
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If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours read the back of this shirt. On the back it says tha same except read the front of this shirt
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"Anybody need money for rent?"
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"I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing to crotch
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"I was fucking stupid but we broke up".
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Silhouette of a girl in a backwards dress and mismatched shoes giving a dog a command: â€Down, Syndrome!†I actually have not seen such a T, as I haven't made any yet.
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I had one made specially for me "My father only wanted a blow job".
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Although not originals, I dig these corporate slogans that are on shirts-
Nike-"Just Do It"
Joe's Crab Shack-"Got Crabs?"
I got Sirracha t-shirt. Strippers make their own cock and hot sauce jokes with that one.
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"I'm a Virgin (this is an old shirt)."
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One more that I forgot:
In dog years, I'm dead.
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