Favorite Tee Shirt Slogans

Too much of a good thing is never enough

8/17/2014 2:29:23 PM

I suspect that Shadowcat could riff on this theme for a while.

For me, some of the classics are:

I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look

Rehab is for quitters

I overcame anorexia (worn by an obese woman)

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shadowcat

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10 years ago

Where do I start?

"Blow job. The only job I'll ever love".

motorhead

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10 years ago

Marine aviators penetrate deeper

DoctorDarby

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10 years ago

Meet the Ass family: Dumb, Smart, Kick, and Lazy Ass (complete with little stick figures like on the back of soccer mom SUV's)

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

If you want to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours read the back of this shirt. On the back it says tha same except read the front of this shirt

shadowcat

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10 years ago

"Anybody need money for rent?"

Baldnhappy

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10 years ago

"I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing to crotch

shadowcat

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10 years ago

"I was fucking stupid but we broke up".

ndnman

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10 years ago

Silhouette of a girl in a backwards dress and mismatched shoes giving a dog a command: â€Down, Syndrome!â€ I actually have not seen such a T, as I haven't made any yet.

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I had one made specially for me "My father only wanted a blow job".

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Although not originals, I dig these corporate slogans that are on shirts-

Nike-"Just Do It"

Joe's Crab Shack-"Got Crabs?"

I got Sirracha t-shirt. Strippers make their own cock and hot sauce jokes with that one.

Club_Goer_Seattle

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10 years ago

"I'm a Virgin (this is an old shirt)."

Electronman

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10 years ago

One more that I forgot:

In dog years, I'm dead.

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