Would you fuck this woman?

Two things.

1. Shadow, where oh where do you find these jems?
2. Hell no. I know that I might not be the first or second cock of the night but this chick is just plain ugly and not sloppy seconds satisfactory.

If I could be # 100,000.

"hell no"

Slick is right again

shes not even that good looking. i third slicks hell no.

Women should come with an odometer that shows how many dicks have been in their orifices. My goal would be for less than 50 in mileage although I guess I could live with 100-200 in a particularly attractive model. This one has the mileage of a 57 Chevy.

Yes he really is the piece of shit boyfriend that everybody ones you about...I can vouch for that, Im the ex...Juice, bigtuna, duke, revlong, whatever you want to call him, is the same guy and he is a piece of garbage! He cannot function in a normal relationship with a normal human being. He would rather stay layed up on his girlfriends couch on his girlfriends computer in forums such as this shit. Sponge everything he can and give nothing in return. He underestimates other people's intelligence and my ability to find shit out! He has NOTHING in life and doesn't want anything from life except a disability check. Dear Juice (Jackie), FUCK YOU!

Fuck no.

wen she fuks me it wil b liek 1 miliun timez !

You can't fuck real women! The only thing you know how to do is JACK off in a washcloth and leave it for me to wash!

"Women should come with an odometer that shows how many dicks have been in their orifices."

Funny. If we all came with an odometer I think there would be a lot less fucking going on. Best we don't know.

Not as long as I have arms and hands.

Is that yo mama?

JS69. Granted that is, or will be, a lot of mileage, but the '57 Chev is a classic ... :D

@JS69-Haha.

Nope.

In hindsight I agree with Lone Wolf that the odometer idea would discourage sex.I was fucking a stripper in my hotel room last night and while inside her I was wondering what her odometer would read. It was a major turn off. More fun to just pretend that she only does this with me.

I just read that...wow. what a slut

O HELL NO!!!!

Yes.

With a condom.

And I would thank her for her slutiness. So many girls are afraid to admit how much they want to get fucked. Hard.

They need mentors.

Someone besides me must wish to be somewhat infamous by being # 100,000!

I estimate her plan will require 1.2 million beers.