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stripper drug of choice

What do you find, in your respective locales, to be the drug of choice for strippers? I often hear cocaine, which generally surprises me. Its definitely cocaine around here - but I live on Miami Beach where cocaine is plentiful and…

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Best clubs in Western PA or Eastern OH where "EXTRAS" are to be had.

Does anyone know of any clubs in Western PA or Eastern OH where extras are available? A lot of the places I use to go when I traveled thru have cracked down or just aren't even open anymore.…

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OK...fess up. Which one of you pervs did this one?

http://www.egotastic.com/2014/06/the-swiss-cheese-pervert-pleads-guilty/ Really...I'd have gone with a Roncal. But I'm partial to sheep's milk cheeses.

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It's official guys, casual sex IS good for you, according to new study.

You can stop having a mini meltdown and inhaling a whole bottle of wine every time you have a one night stand because a new study has revealed it might actually be good for you. WHAT THE?! The study from New York…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Vegas for the usual...

Went to Vegas for the usual "had some friends visiting that didn't have any get past the rope" connections. After they went home i decided to check out Treasures. It was very busy.. but through…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

stopped by this place with a...

stopped by this place with a friend of mine from college. entrance fee was around 13 I think. when you walk in you have a main stage to your left with a smaller…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went twice on a Monday...

I went twice on a Monday and Tuesday night. Both nights were dead and probably only had about 10 dancers working. The stage was often empty. This may sound bad, but it…

Night Moves

Umatilla, Oregon

Wow...I took one for the team...

Wow...I took one for the team here...The actual bar is large and could be a really great club. This is where Riverside ought to be because it has enough room to handle all the patrons.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped by the club on...

I stopped by the club on a Saturday afternoon at about 3 pm at the request of a friend that I had not seen for about two years. She met me as I was walking…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Went here to meet a friend....

Went here to meet a friend. A little overpriced cover of 12, especially for the quality of the place. Very few girls on a Saturday night, also very slow, not many people. I did find…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Platinum Plus has always been one...

Platinum Plus has always been one of my favorite clubs in the upstate and it had been years since I visited so i decided to make the trip last Friday. I was not surprised when…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Was in Minneapolis for a few...

Was in Minneapolis for a few days and I stopped by Dream Girls. Club had a $10 cover, plus one drink so the total to get in was $18. The club has a…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Club is large with a second...

Club is large with a second floor for VIP. $40 dollars for their preferred seating/vip or people pay a yearly fee of something like 500 dollars. They have a small number of very attractive girls…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Club is impersonal in sense that...

Club is impersonal in sense that has enormous number of dancers coming here with high turnover rate. Kind of a tourist attraction type club. However,<br> nice facilities and it probably better looking dancers than most clubs.…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I think this is my favorite...

I think this is my favorite strip club by far. There is a cover charge: $7 plus you have buy one drink compulsorily. They have two dancers on stage at all times, one in a…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

This club has a lot of...

This club has a lot of potential, but I am not sold on this place...<br> <br> Pros:<br> - There are a lot of attractive women. <br> - The club has a decent setup but can get a bit crowded…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

I came in around 8 o'clock...

I came in around 8 o'clock at night and there was a special feature called disco night or something and all the girls were dressed up in 70s attire. What the other reviews say are…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Visited the club on a Saturday...

Visited the club on a Saturday afternoon. They have made<br> Some upgrades to the lap dance area with new couches and have redone the bathroom. There were about 10 girls no 9's or 10's…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Came in here around 10 o'clock...

Came in here around 10 o'clock on Saturday night so I could catch the 10 o'clock two dance for 40 special. <br> <br> Layout of the club is kind of weird and it was pretty dark but…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

To start off this club is...

To start off this club is very easy to find as it's only a couple minutes off the freeway. The building is nice and the parking lot is very well lit, so one feels relatively…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

One of my more memorable strip...

One of my more memorable strip club experiences. I've only been here a couple times previously and really didn't have much fun or get much indication there was "extra" fun to be had.…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

This will be a brief review...

This will be a brief review as I wasn't there long. I've been here previously and used to have some great fun before they remodeled and renamed. I arrived before midnight on a…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Well this is really the only...

Well this is really the only strip club I go to anymore. Money still goes a long way and while quality is average it has a bit of a more relaxed atmosphere. The…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

I usually go to the clubs...

I usually go to the clubs in Hallandale Beach or Pompano Beach but decided to venture into Miami to check out some new (to me) clubs. The Booby Trap is an amazing contrast to…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

I came here shortly after they...

I came here shortly after they opened and was not impressed. But I got a no cover pass, so I thought I would give it another shot. What I found was not encouraging<br> <br> First, to get…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

I can't argue with the fun...

I can't argue with the fun atmosphere at this club on the weekends. Two things may keep me from returning, 1. the long, long lines to get a drink and 2. the price of the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I came at the recommendation that...

I came at the recommendation that the food was really good for a club. The website misleads you to believe this is a Vegas-style club inside fashioned after the actual Acropolis when it's really just…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by this Monday afternoon. ...

Stopped by this Monday afternoon. Had four girls working. It was not a good time for a visit, only three customers in the bar and the girls hanging out passing time. Not…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Spearmint Rhino has the nicest interior...

Spearmint Rhino has the nicest interior of any club I've visited, but that's where the swank ends. A $5 cover, a long drive from Portland, and a bunch of lethargic dancers is all you get.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went this past Sunday for...

I went this past Sunday for the 2nd time in as many weeks. Tons of girls (varied ages, sizes, mostly black girls with a few Spanish sprinkled in) and multicultural crowd (saw a couple white…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

I think there is relatively new...

I think there is relatively new and poor management. All of a sudden, dances and VIP rooms doubled in price, and dancers often seem very sad/nervous. Funny how I actually spend less money there now…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A must on your list of...

A must on your list of international clubs.<br> <br> This is definitely the busiest club I've ever been to. There were loads of girls on shift and not too pushy, although once you go into a private…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I stopped in before noon. I...

I stopped in before noon. I was traveling through town and selected this place because it was easy to get to off of the interstate. I didn't have time to look at Akron bar reviews…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

My opinion of this club varies...

My opinion of this club varies more than most places I have been. <br> <br> $5 to get in on a Saturday with the "half-off" pass. The odd layout of this club has been described below the…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Tuesday night at 9pm. I wanted to try a different place. It was empty except for two old guys at the end of the bar. no dancers. I…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Probably one of the better clubs...

Probably one of the better clubs around despite being a bikini bar (as that's what all the clubs around are) cover charge isn't too bad considering you get two drinks with that. Dancers were average…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped in here while traveling through...

Stopped in here while traveling through for business. Nice club inside, clean restrooms etc. I really like the 2-1 drinks, my heinys were $4. I was approached instantly by Carly. Very aggressive for a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I had a day off...

I had a day off for a doctor visit in the area and decided to stop in once I was done. I came in around 3 p.m. There were only about 5…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

<br> <br> I stopped in after a local...

<br> <br> I stopped in after a local music fest and finished a great evening off. bar tenders were friendly and flirty with some of the regulars. they were still giving out free drink cards till late…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited Platinum Plus on a Thursday...

Visited Platinum Plus on a Thursday afternoon. $3 cover after 3pm, $6 cover after 6pm, Happy hour from 4 to 8 pm. This club is very nice, it's fairly big with different sitting areas around…

Tease Incorporated

Ottawa, Ontario

Cool place. Average dancers. The club...

Cool place. Average dancers. The club is very nice and drink not that expensive. I have some good time there. I like it i like kt i like it like it love it like a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Visited this Club last ...

Visited this Club last Friday afternoon around 3:00 . No Cover at this time a day . Sat at the bar at the back of the club. The place was about half…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

FThis club is under new management,...

FThis club is under new management, kind of. They now have a stage in the middle with stripper poles, instead of that floor that used to be there. They no longer do the membership thing…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday night and stayed a few hours. This club is a row house and is very narrow, so it does not take a lot of people to fill it up.…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

I went here on my way...

I went here on my way to a business conference. There were only 2 girls working. 1 small stage with one pole. Small lounge area with comfortable couches. It is a vip private dance club…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

After my last trip to Baby...

After my last trip to Baby Dolls left me a little disappointed, I went back on a Wednesday evening that happened to be the third Wednesday of the month, which meant there was a $2…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

I went to Joy on $2.00...

I went to Joy on $2.00 Tuesday. Well the beer was $2.00, and daytime cover was $5.00. The place is very hard to find, and you find yourself leery driving to the club.…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I visited this club a few...

I visited this club a few months ago at night and wasn't impressed, but decided to give it another try during day shift. There were only 6 girls there and they were all outside until…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Splendors is my favorite club. ...

Splendors is my favorite club. I have been going there for years. I thought it was time I gave it my review. I always have fun at Splendors. The girls are…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

Physically, the club is nice. But...

Physically, the club is nice. But it's there's little reason to visit with the more affordable Lawrence clubs so close and Baby Dolls in Topeka. <br> I visited on a Friday evening. Had water for, I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decided to hit Pandoras around 8...

Decided to hit Pandoras around 8 after work. The usual 15 dollar cover with drink still in affect. After watching two girls come on stage. I was approached by my atf Jessica, we talked for…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped in on a Monday...

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon after work. The club is pretty dark and gritty but is what I expect out of a strip club. There were not many patrons there so a dancer…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I was there on saturday afternoon....

I was there on saturday afternoon. There is a ton of parking behind the building. a few of the ladies were standing outside when i walked up. The place is pretty dark so it takes…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

This is a large club with...

This is a large club with good signage and well lit parking lot. It is in North Austin, or technically Pflugerville, across I-35 from another club, Rick's Cabaret. The facility is basically a…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

I decided to stop here on...

I decided to stop here on a thursday evening, after 8. After paying the weekday cover (which I found a little annoying but I guess they are close enough to the interstate to get…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

First time visit, due mainly to...

First time visit, due mainly to comments by others. I'm afraid I'm going to have to go against the grain -- not sure why the reviews are so high. <br> <br> People are friendly, I will give…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Went here on a late Saturday...

Went here on a late Saturday night with my wife. From the outside it doesn't look like much. Pretty old looking building and not that big but tons of parking. It was maybe…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Everything I said in my last...

Everything I said in my last review still holds true. This time the cover was $20 instead of $15. That's a little steep, but understandable because of the free beer and lack of real…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

I have been to Honey's on...

I have been to Honey's on several occasions. I have done VIP with black Starr and white Starr and Eva and Foxie at least once ... some more often. In my experience, I have…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This was my second time out...

This was my second time out to sharky's. Very laid back atmosphere I again was not hounded with requests for dances. I had about 200 to spend this time and I was looking for the…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

I stopped in while on business...

I stopped in while on business in the area. GPS took me to the front and had to drive around back. When I got there I was greeted by one of the…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

High end club with hot dancers....

High end club with hot dancers. Excellent mix of dancers - real v fake, piercings and tats v natural, ethnicity -- a flavor for every taste. <br> <br> As I entered doorman asked if I had a…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

It had been about two years...

It had been about two years since I last went to this club, and not much has changed. The club gets a good mixture of girls. Some definite 8's, and a couple of…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped in about a week ago...

Stopped in about a week ago when I was in the areA. Paid 10 dollar cover and sat at the bar. Drinks were reasonably priced. There were not many customers when I arrived, but…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

So it was late one Saturday...

So it was late one Saturday night when me and a couple buddies decided to check this place out. It was around midnight when we arrived and much to our pleasent surprise the place was…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I have visited several other clubs...

I have visited several other clubs in the Harrisburg area over the years, but I always come back to this one. It is kind of unique in that it is basically in the back room…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great place to go hang out...

Great place to go hang out for a couple of hours. It has the feel of an old time saloon. A few dancer stages where a dancer goes from one stage to the other in…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

My wife and I like to...

My wife and I like to visit this establishment, we have taken friends there as well. The girls are friendly and there is usually someone for everyone's taste. The staff and girls are friendly and…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

You'd think with such high ratings...

You'd think with such high ratings above that I would have loved this place. WRONG!<br> <br> The club was extremely nice, totally decked out. The girls were super hot. But it was packed, perhaps just because it…

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, France

This review is really late coming...

This review is really late coming but I am heading back to Paris soon and was reminiscing on my visit in Sept 2013. For those looking for a quick summary the club is in…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

So it was late one Saturday...

So it was late one Saturday night when me and a couple buddies decided to check this place out. It was around midnight when we arrived and much to our pleasent surprise the place was…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This place was a little pricey,...

This place was a little pricey, but that is to be expected i guess in this area of the country. $20 Cover and $20 lap dances....It is pretty nice inside with a main stage…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Came in on a Friday at...

Came in on a Friday at 12 PM. not too many dancers. When I first entered there were more customers than dancers. Only two hot girls in the place. One Priscilla was new. Told…

Empire Erotica

New York, New York

This is not a strip club...

This is not a strip club but a peep or fantasy show. It is right next to Rick's Cabaret in midtown. There is no bar or food. The first floor is a typical adult store…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Great little club - kind of...

Great little club - kind of masquerades as a neighborhood bar but once you get inside there's plenty to see. The $8 cover was kind of unexpected considering a lot of Philly area clubs…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped by late on a Monday...

Stopped by late on a Monday evening - place was relatively empty. But the back room was busy, and the regulars know what I'm talking about. Was entertained by Miss Ashley - a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Called the club for the free...

Called the club for the free limo which arrived at my hotel within an hour. Dropped me off at the rear door which is also the dancers' entrance. Tipped the driver $20…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

My one word on this one...

My one word on this one is "NO!". I was in town on business and staying just down the road. I didn't want to drive over the water to Tampa, so I thought…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

After a failed attempt at Oz....i...

After a failed attempt at Oz....i drove across the water and went to Mons. I had read about this club on TUSCL for years, but this was my first time in Tampa. Mons…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited twice in a week, once...

Visited twice in a week, once on a weekday and once on a weekend night. Both nights were overall pretty fun. The weekday night was, as you might expect, quieter. Initially when we got there…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

I was in San Diego on...

I was in San Diego on a trip and decided to drop by Les Girls. I had been here before about 25 years ago, and to my memory it hasn't really changed. The…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited this club 3 days...

I visited this club 3 days in a row earlier this month and just getting around to writing the review. I visited first on Saturday night after midnight and I was pleasantly surprised by…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I visited this club a few...

I visited this club a few weeks back on a Sunday night. The club was not crowded so nearly all the dancers came by to interact. I really wasn't attracted to any of…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came here for a bachelor party....

Came here for a bachelor party. The main area was kind of packed, so they put us in the back room with some couches. We took the club's limo which gave us 2 drinks each…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Positive experience, but the club was...

Positive experience, but the club was heavy on patrons and light talent, which is usually not the case. The staff was incredibly friendly and relaxed. Managed to find a beautiful black stripper fairly quickly and…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I went in on Tuesday June...

I went in on Tuesday June 17. I had a vacation day, and went in on a whim. I had a good time, but was sidetracked by work.<br> <br> There were several very friendly dancers, I didn't…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

several dancers, almost physically competed for...

several dancers, almost physically competed for my attention. went to backroom with a dancer who was a competitive iceskater. It showed--she was flexible, removed her top and pulled her bottom half way down.…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

This club is a lot of...

This club is a lot of fun at night but it was totally empty during the day. Me and my boyfriend just walked right in so I assume there's no cover. They don't have a…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

I had heard a lot about...

I had heard a lot about the Penthouse clubs so I decided to give this one a try. I went around 8PM. Cover charge was $12! Wow. My hand was stamped and was told that…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Visited on a Tuesday night from...

Visited on a Tuesday night from about 7 - 8pm. Last visit was about 3 months ago, but never got served by the bartender so I walked out.<br> <br> Today's visit was better, took a…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This is no extras but good...

This is no extras but good kind of club in dayton with large selection of girls and cameras in LD area.<br> This time I decided to visit after 10:00 on weekday. Club was much busier…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is definitely the best club...

This is definitely the best club I have ever visited in terms of dancer quality. In fact it was very difficult to choose who to get a dance from because every dancer was beautiful.…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Stay away!<br> <br> I will never go here...

Stay away!<br> <br> I will never go here again! My buddy dropped me off, ran a 30 minute errand, and by the time he came back, he said I looked and acted like I was a Zombie.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Another great time at Cheetahs, ...

Another great time at Cheetahs, this is the best place in Southern California. Especially during the day a lot of hot girls Raquel and Madison are my favorites Azia is a lot of fun…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Visited Cheeks for the first time...

Visited Cheeks for the first time a few weeks ago. For my taste the layout and decor was about perfect for a SC - not too clubby, not trying to be a sports bar, spread…

Thee Whiskey Tavern

Columbia, South Carolina

I visited after after reading some...

I visited after after reading some reviews and it was down the road from where I was visiting. It could have some potential but when I went there they had only one dancer.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Before giving Clancy's a try, I...

Before giving Clancy's a try, I heard and read a lot of great things about the place. I am happy to report that the positive reviews are all true and accurate. The bar…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I've gone here many times. ...

I've gone here many times. Club has a full nude and a topless side. I've brought female friends here with me too - they enjoy the "smoker's atrium" where they can smoke and…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

I've been to Sheer 3 times...

I've been to Sheer 3 times on Saturday nights and a couple of times during weekday afternoons. My Saturday night trips have been pretty solid. It's a good mix of dancers - Russian,…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Had another quality visit on a...

Had another quality visit on a recent Friday night. There was a smaller crew than I am used to on a Friday, as they only had enough girls to put two on stage at a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is a staple... ...

This place is a staple... ALLways a good time. Been here often and very few times left unhappy feeling like I wasted money. Drink specials are good. Great variety of ladies.…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Zoinks!!!!! Like all of the...

Zoinks!!!!! Like all of the other reviews you see here, this place makes you feel like you have entered another dimension in space. I encourage everyone to go to Showplace at least once…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I went to this club and...

I went to this club and had a goo time. Friendly people. A lil too dark. Money goes a long way. I only wish I had taken beer instead. They offer to get it for…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to Cocktails on a Friday...

Went to Cocktails on a Friday afternoon about 2. No cover. Pool tables to the left, bar and stage to the right. Sign on the said they have a touch and go policy. You touch.…

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Regarding the peep show question, a variation on that: Porn theater in house dan

The recent discussion about peep shows which are increasingly rare reminded me of a couple unique porn theaters in michigan, one in lansing and one in battle creek. They were rickety old worn out small theaters with both a…

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OT: got stuff to sell? Screw Ebay. Use Face Book

I'm preparing to downsize homes and had a lot things I wanted to get rid of. My daughter took photos of all of it and posted it on Face Book. within a week I sold: 1) Broyhill 9 piece dinning room…

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Pussy Appearance

I finally made my first trip to a new club which is all nude. I was immediately approached by a girl that I would say was a 3 out of 10. In my opinion this type of girl…

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If a dancer shows you her pussy and you're not in a nude club, does that mean yo

I can't remember where but I thought I read somewhere, can't remember where in the world I would have read such strange information, that if a dancer shows you her pussy, you have good odds of getting OTC action with…

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Padding the dance count

What do you guys do, if anything when there is a difference of opinion with a stripper on the dance count? Recently at my home club a stripper was at 4 when I was at 3. I know I was…

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Head Scratchers

Every now and then something will happen at a strip club that leaves me wondering. OK, maybe it's more often than that. Typically it's bad stuff, but occasionally something tremendous will unexpectedly occur. Today I was visiting my favorite club…

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Looking to find a hot date to go grinding on the dance floor in West Palm South

Appreciate any suggestions on how I can find this babe.

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Taoism & Dick Exercises

I've been reading and putting into practice Taoism philosophy about sex into my life...the experience has been amazing and all my providers are getting off on my bigger dick and longevity in the sack

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LMN dude... was this you?

http://gawker.com/very-high-man-understandably-confuses-car-for-alien-spa-1593838175 If so...coo-el!

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fun otc times

I've met some crazy girls and had all kinds of fun. Not always the "extras" that get talked about. My last favorite dancer was a lot of fun. One time we were going to dinner. We…

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Interesting article on the declining cost of sex.

http://www.salon.com/2011/01/19/young_women_romance/

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would you be worried if you were me/STD testing?

pretty upscale place, big metro city. went in alone took a cab, buddy meeting me there bailed. had a few drinks and all of a sudden and hour and half later and i was wasted. remember a…

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"I never knew how much pain I was in, until I started taking these pills"

I was doing some roxis with the usual suspect this past weekend. I had introduced her to roxis, as she had been somewhat against/fearful of heroin-like drugs prior. In a shocking moment of candor, she looked at me, then picked…

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Mini Skirts-Panties or No Panties

Ladies and gentlemen, I am in a bit of a quandary. I love a slut in a mini skirt. Only problem is, I don't know if I prefer them with or without. I love it when a…

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Fucking heroin, part duh

I just lost another favorite to heroin. The other night was the last straw, when she was nodding off at the bar. The bartenders and waitresses were getting a kick out of it. I was just bored…

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weekend recap

Well, it's 734am est here and I haven't slept since Friday night. Thank god for desoxyn. Anyway, how was everyone's weekends? My friday night was pretty dull as I was stuck in a shareholder meeting for a tech startup we…

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How do you find a dancer that has moved to another club?

How do you find a girl who has quit the club you frequent and moved on tho another club, but you don't know which one? Going from club to club looking is a hit and miss proposition. You could be…

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[OT: PSA] Any of Guys Need to File FBars?

Any of you guys have offshore accounts and need to file F-Bars? Just a PSA that June 30 is approaching, and this year it looks like electronic filing is newly required and the form is called FinCEN 114 instead of…

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what are the reasons for being banned from a club as a patron

I was curious to find out yall opinions on this as I haven't seen this happen in a while. I already know many reasons but need to be enlightened if I found out any new ones.

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Damn ... did you guy read TUSCLer "londonguy"FKK reviews ... damn Sodom and Gomo

For those that don't have VIP privileges – I'll go ahead and paste one of his 3 FKK reviews: “… Imagine going into a club more luxurious than you have ever been in before, imagine seeing 100+ of the hottest babes…

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Help with Stripper Logic

Danielle is beautiful as hell! She is supposed to be getting married in three months, according to her stripper friends. She is dancing to "pay for the wedding". She dances daytime and gives HJ for total $225. She normally…

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Banning things doesn't always work.

A 47-year-old Allentown man banned from Silhouettes Showbar in Coopersburg last week returned to the club Saturday night and assaulted a dancer in the parking lot outside, police said. Thomas E. Cross of 2421 Allenbrook Drive showed up at the club…

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Should dougster's 10000 posts

Be marked with an asterisk * by it?!?! Rickdugans statement made me think of that as dougster has done a lot of blank posts...there is no doubting mr.cats 10000 posts and his spot in the hall of fame, but will…

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Question of the Day: Cars or Strippers

Ferrari built a custom $4.2 million topless hydbrid. Even the most fabulous topless stripper ain't worth no $4.2 million http://editorial.autos.msn.com/blogs/post--ferrari-builds-custom-dollar42-million-topless-hybrid?icid=autos_5751

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Time for another weird hypothetical

Suppose that customer service in restaurants was as bad as it is in strip clubs. What percentage of the time would at least half your fries not be there (never cooked, eaten by someone else, etc.) before your plate…

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Government going after the first amendment...

Well, nothing new in this industry, but now they are saying you can't make a pic to beautiful! So much for the 1st amendment! http://www.kfiam640.com/articles/national-news-104668/new-bill-would-let-ftc-regulate-12485185/

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Game Outside The Club

We were at Thirsty Lion Pub & Grill ( http://www.thirstylionpub.com/portland ) chilling with my friend. The place was busy which is typical volume for a place in downtown Portland. Our bartender named Robyn, charming and pretty served us food and…

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Happy Summer Solstice 2014! Congratulations to Dougster on his 10,000th Post!

Starting a new topic apparently doesn't count toward your post count, so a brief look at back at my time on TUSCL and the changes in strip club during that time follows.

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Ever see a

Fat, disgusting, old slob customer and think too yourself, glad I am not a stripper?!?!

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im back - LMN

Hi guys Happy to be back on this board. Had a major issue occur and in my paranoia (in all candor it had been post a 48 hour coke run) I felt that posts I made here could be used against…

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Lactating Dancers ... turn on or turn off ?

It's a turn-on for me – especially and particularly b/c this often means a dancer's boobs are nice and engorged.

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Why Would She Need That?

Last week I was sitting with my blonde CF and her blonde best friend, drinking and joking around. After an hour or two, I suggested to my CF that we go upstairs to VIP. My CF said something…

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A Good Question. A Good Answer?

I was at the P*nth**s* Cl*b in D*tr**t today. I took a new blonde with enhanced boobs upstairs. She wanted to do CBJ and CFS. I wanted BBBJ and CFS. She asked me, "Have you been…

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holding your ejaculation back

I've started getting multiple VIP or CR trips for my ITC extras fun. Part of this fun has been not allowing myself to cum until my last extras trip of that night. Let me tell you sure it cost more…

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Strip Clubs Online

Have you guys seen other clubs do this other than 2001live.com?

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Preferred Body Type

I was watching these ladies modeling fashion lingerie, couldn't resist thinking about which one of these ladies I would buy lapdances from. My mind made a list of attributes right away like: 1) Her walk must show she wants to get noticed…

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The Countdown to Dougster's 10,000th Post Begins! This is Post 9990!

Closing in on the big 10,000! I believe that will make me only the 2nd member to have reached that mark, with shadowcat being the first.

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Buy you a drink, Miss Upton?

http://t.today.com/entertainment/watch-lady-antebellums-new-video-bartender-premieres-today-1D79825828

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A Good Reason to Take the Limo

http://globalnews.ca/news/1407763/limousine-companies-get-green-light-from-city-for-strippers/

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Have you got a profile description? I wrote one for myself.

just curious.

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Loose pussy

What do you do when you finally get that 10 in bed and her pussy is so loose that you cannot bust a nut?

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Should I ask for her cell number?

Dudes, do not ever ask her for her cell number. There are only 4 reasons why you might think of this stupid idea. 1.) you want to know her work days and hours so you can come back and…

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What if rape, murder, whatever was legal for 12 hours once a year every year?

What would you do? I'm watching a movie tonight where any crime is legal once a year for 12 hours except against high ranking government officials and you can't use any weapons above level 4. It's interesting to think…

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Lingerie Soccer

The sport of Soccer played by ladies wearing lingerie. This is like "Hey awesome chicks!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlzmLdX3QTY

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LDKing is sexual assault...

"you are not going to get much traction around here trying to advocate your "it's all good if she doesn't know" approach to sexually assaulting women. " -- yoda on why LDKing with condom on is still sexual assault "It is…

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Your reason for going to the club...

Since I'm new to this forum, but not necessarily new to the industry, a question has crossed my mind, not just out of curiosity, but in an effort to provide the best service that I can to my…

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My Dream

The following is a dream I had last night. I'm not making this up. I'm not nearly creative enough to come up with this shit in my conscious mind. I was in bed fucking a cute stripper. She was vaguely familiar,…

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casino run

I've been going to a lot of casino's lately How many tusclers pay for their clubbing with winnings from gambling of some sort ?

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OT. Lost in the 50's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjj9VKKSV2g

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PL Travel Time

This may be quite a PL question but I am guilty of it. It made me reflect because I may be in a travel situation this weekend and I had to ask myself these questions. 1. Whats the furthest…

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TUSCL discussion things that make you go hmmm...

Has anybody noticed that cflock has mare reviews than sclvr5005? Not sure why ol' cflock keeps posting things that mock sclvr, but I find this interesting. Other mockery-focused accounts (RickyBoyDugan, .Alucard, ShadowKat....ok, the last of those was probably Juice) don't review.…

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"I'm a good girl".

Does only giving HJs instead of BJs and FS qualify a stripper as being a "good girl"? She said "I'm not like these other girls but I want you to cum". And I did.

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OT: R.I.P. Chuck Noll, Tony Gwynn

Although I'm neither a Steelers or Padres fan, I'd like to remark on both of these individuals remarkable career. There is no shortage of accolades or list of accomplishments for either gentleman. What is remarkable about both men is the…

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What is TUSCL.NET doing on members avatars?

This is what everyones avatar looks like on the article section. Someone is screwing around. Probably why our pics are gone

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OT: Ouch!

Macon GA Monday files Date: June 12 Location: Sunoco gas station, 6451 Zebulon Road Incident type: Self-inflicted gunshot A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The man was parked at the gas station at about…

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Witness: Columbia mayor, Pinson, Florida businessman took 2 women from strip clu

The story is really about corruption by public officials, but strippers are what everybody is interested in. http://www.thestate.com/2014/06/18/3515969/defense-attorney-former-sc-state.html?sp=/99/132/

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How many of you dudes would live to see the return of pictures?

JayJayDancer's post really bugged me...not because of anything that was said. Nope, it was because I couldn't read the text on her avatar! Pics can provide fun insights into a posters personality. They allow us to test our fellow pervs. I…

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What could I expect as club manager?

I applied for a job as a club manager (a BYOB club in Austin, not revealing location unless I get the gig). I had heard good and bad things about being a club manager. What could I expect as a…

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The toll of the party lifestyle

Adding to the recent topics regarding addictions and the impact of the lifestyle on the dancers. Most of my favorites drink and smoke. Most work day shift at least five days a week and almost each day they are downing…

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Stripping as a stepping stone...

I like Rian, my stripper friend a lot. She is the alpha dog of strippers! Her sensual dances captivates the audience. There is a long line of guys waiting for her when she completes her routine. She tells me that…

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OT: Amazon Phone?

Anyone thinking of getting one? I'm very tempted. Love my Kindle Fire HDX which it is modeled after. I'm already on AT&T and my plan let's me switch my phone at any time. I used to feel locked into my iPhone…

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Porn Sucks

I've decided that I don't fit into the category of "average American male". One indicator is that, to me at least, 99% of all porn sucks. So I'm curious, assuming that the average American moron is fully represented on this…

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Detroit 2AMer

DETROIT (WWJ) - Authorities say a man has died after being involved in a shooting outside of a strip club on Detroit's west side. The shooting happened during the early morning hours Wednesday at the Sphinx Showgirls gentlemen's club on Plymouth…

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Required stripper STD testing

Shadow posted this link about a legislative bill to require strippers to get a license in Texas. http://smallbusiness.foxbusiness.com/legal-hr/2013/01/23/strippers-in-texas-may-soon-need-license-to-dance/ While the bill overall is lame and stupid, I did think it had one smart idea. It would require strippers to get regular…

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I don't want a lap dance

I have been going to strip clubs for a while, but I have been going more recently. The more I go, the less I am interested in lap dances. I really enjoy having a drink and watching the dances,…

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waffle house

Shailin posted a video about wet wipes earlier. Did you ever see any waitresses at the waffle house that you wanted a lap dance from? If so were you drunk at the time? If you were, how ugly was she…

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Something I learned today

Waitresses give EXCELLENT dances. better than the dancers. nothing but grinding and very hands on. I've always wanted to get waitress dances. Anyone think the same? Anyone hate waitress dances

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we'll have nun of this nonsense

The forces of morality strike again. Maybe we can convince the nuns to hit the strippers with rulers (for an extra fee of course!) What other odd reasons have been used to try to shut down a strip club in…

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Pet peeve

I know it has been said many times, many way, but I strongly dislike lazy strippers! Recent trip during the day, 6-7 strippers working, when not on stage they all sat together at the bar and drank. While 5 guys…

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Tour Clubs in a strange town

How many of you all tour clubs when you travel. I sometime do so and usually post reviews for an out of town perspective. I read reviews of each club before I tour and some times ask for information on…

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Wet wipes

I do not understand why dancers aren't carrying these around with them. Saturday a non swallower chose to wipe her hands on the fucking curtains while she was holding about 5-6oz of shailynn juice. When exiting I said…