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shadowcat
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Atlanta suburb

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a donkey is circulating all over Middle Eastern news sites. Lebanese website Beiruting recently reported that a Saudi Sheikh man died after attempting to sodomize a donkey. But other sites have picked it up as well. Reports say that the man tied the donkey to his car, took off his pants and attempted the have sex with the animal. The donkey, however, was not about to let that happen, and allegedly, it proceeded to kick the Sheikh man in the face following by three strong kicks to the chest. The man fell to the ground and allegedly suffered for some time before dying next to the angry animal. When police arrived, they reportedly discovered the man's body and were able to determine what had happened. It's impossible to confirm this story's accuracy and it sounds really out there, but it's starting to pick up steam online. Who knows? Stranger things have happened.

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JohnSmith69

The donkey sounds just as receptive to sex as my wife. I guess I should be glad she can't kick like to avoid sex or I would have been dead long ago.

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ATACdawg

No effendi! We ride the donkey into town to have sex!

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crazyjoe

Funny story! He deserves a Darwin award

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zipman68

Was the donkey wearing a burqa?

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SlickSpic

I guess he shouldn't have backed that ass up.

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juiicebox69

dis iz how shado got hiz name right clubber !

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juiicebox69

lol !

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juiicebox69

tru !

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zipman68

So Juiice bro...didn't something like this happen to you? Yeah...that's right...I told you 'bout pickin' up chicks with a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Then you tried to put a live chicken up your ass. I have to imagine that the beak hurt.

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juiicebox69

Luv u zipbro !

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