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shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

After getting catfished last month, missing the Detroit meet-and-greet a few weeks ago, and my friends pussying out on me for a Detroit trip the following week, I was excited to get back to Detroit for a much needed stress releasing visit.

I usually arrive around 7PM on Friday and hit up one of the charity casinos near the airport to play some poker before heading out to the club(s) for the night. Unfortunately they are all closed due to some issue with not reporting profits correctly, and won't be open until next weekend or until the governor signs some sort of bill/amendment... I had enough time so I went down to Greektown Casino and had a pretty good time there.

My OTC connection who I have actually only met once in the club (but several times OTC) txt'd me she was working a rare night shift (she is usually a dayshift girl). It was the first night shift she has worked since meeting me back in January so I had my club choice for the night...BTs. I wanted to try something different or new but thought I might as well go with something guaranteed and when I got there I was glad I stopped by. She looked gorgeous, there's something about her (or any stripper for that matter) and how hot they look all "strippered out," prefect make-up, 6" heels and the lighting in a strip club, versus coming over to my hotel at 7AM in sweatpants carrying an overnight bag with her outfit in it, and little makeup on. We had an intense VIP session and since I wasn't drinking that night, I got out of there paying only $68 over what I tipped her ($10cover/$30-3 drinks&tip/$20VIP fee/$8valet&tip) which is the cheapest I have ever had in a Detroit club. I had a great evening of conversation, full service and crashed at my nearby hotel at 2AM. One note, that was the deadest I have ever seen BTs for a Friday night.

Saturday I went back to Greektown in the afternoon and actually made some decent money for once...met my OTC for dinner and hit the clubs again. I was debating on either going to Flight Club and Silver Criket or Coliseum and Penthouse Club. They're so far apart I knew I could only do one set or the other since I didn't leave my hotel until a little after 10PM. I wound up at Coliseum around 11PM and it was also dead. What a collection of women, I think it's safe to say this club has the hottest girls overall of any Detroit club, waitstaff is equally hot as well. I had a bad time on my last visit here so I was eager to give it a second chance but no luck, this trip sucked more than the last. I tipped a few girls (one twice on her multiple stages) and neither came over, they just went straight back to what I would assume were their regulars. I met a girl that tried to ROB me in the back [very slender blonde named Judy] (my first ROB experience in Detroit after several club visits - it was bound to happen eventually). After that I abruptly left, and while exiting I thanked my hot waitress for her excellent service.

On down the road to Penthouse Club. I had forgotten that even though it's also on 8 Mile Road as well, that's quite a trek between the two clubs. I arrived a little after midnight. It was packed, there was not one seat in the house, and I had to stand by the bar upstairs. The Topless Prophet was there too and this club was much more exciting on this night than the Coliseum. Coliseum is a bunch of 20 year olds wearing sneakers and baseball hats, at the Penthouse Club it's almost all men over 40 and it's not uncommon to see a sportscoat on. While on the 2nd floor I scoped a smoking hot brunette on one of the satellite stages. I went down and tipped her and asked her to join me when she was done. When finished she immediately came to see me, unlike the girls at Coliseum. We hit it off very well and ended up talking for over an hour. She never mentioned VIP once and when I asked her what time it was it was already 1AM! I said we better get back to VIP. She was very upfront about being dances only, but I was okay with that since she was so hot. Thought I'd at least get a few dances for her time talking to me. Once back there panties came off and zippers were unzipped so it was a very touchy-feely "dances only" dance. Not my usual Detroit VIP experience and I didn't leave "happy" but I still had a good time and her liberal dances kept me at full attention. She said she had to go visit a "regular" before the night was over but I did get her number and will look her up next time I'm in town.

Not exactly how I expected my Detroit weekend to end up but it still was fun, and an average weekend strip clubbing and playing poker is better than a good weekend at home on my couch.