I walk inside, and it's semi...

I walk inside, and it's semi packed. Of course, w/ my luck, the fugliest girl in Passions asked for a lapdance.

We get into the booth and she skips the dance and goes straight for the extras sale-pitch. I don't trip, because that's what I'm there for anyway. I used my go to phrase when negotiating: 'I'm actually here waiting for a friend who said she'd get me right for 50'. She replies, 'I'll cbj for 60'.

I pulled out the 60, with a 20 tip, and said, "Fuck it."