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Strip club or massage parlor

Jamesday
I'm wondering which is better. Going to a strip club and getting a HJ in say 10 minutes. or for the same money getting a massage for a 1/2 to 1 hour and a HJ for the same money.
True at a strip club you get to pick the dancer, and a massage parlor you get whoever is available. But a massage is nice.

16 comments

  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Just do both...thats exactly what i do
  • JohnSmith69
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    10 years ago
    That's easy. Whichever one offers a car wash.
  • bang69
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    10 years ago
    that's easy which one offers alchol
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    If it's a matter of which is cheaper, why not just stay home and jerk off?
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Lol
  • Duke69
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    10 years ago
    Jack off to amp porno lol
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    Lol the thing with HE massage parlors is that the massages are usually sub par. So its really just a hand job under the guise of a massage. So I'll stick with strip clubs.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    If you're getting a *real* massage in the bargain, it's well worth it. If not, and you can get a blow job, it could be worth it. If neither of those is true, probably not.
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Check out some reviews. If you have a shot at getting a really good massage on top of a happy ending, go for the massage.
  • chandler
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    10 years ago
    It depends. Do you like your hand job to come with the smell of stir fry and sadness, or do you prefer beer-soaked carpet with a whiff of vomit?
  • Corvus
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    10 years ago
    More often than not, on visits I've made to HE massage porlours, the quality of the rub was not as good as it could be. But I have found a place in Phoenix that gives outstanding rubs / massages to go along with a very nice HE. And the girls let you explore their bodies. It's an Asian MP with attractive girls at a long established place.

    It's a nice fall back option some times.

    As for whether I will hit the SC or MP, it just depends on how I'm feeling. At least with the MP I have no doubt what will happen and the room is private.
  • ime
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    10 years ago
    In what location just anywhere or in Santa Clara County?
  • Subraman
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    10 years ago
    The experience between a SC and massage parlor is so incredibly different, always suspect a troll. On the off chance it's not, well, it doesn't matter that tickets to arena football are less expensive than tickets to NBA basketball, if what you love is NBA basketball, right? On top of which, SCers won't consider just the cost of the extra as what their money buys -- the entire 2-hour (or whatever) trip is what they're spending for, even though the main money exchange happens at the extra. At an AMP it makes more sense to say "I paid $200 for one hour". At the SC, $200 lasts me 2+ hours, even though only 15 minutes of it is sex -- and it's sex with someone I specifically picked out

    I don't/won't do AMPs, but I do see independent bodyrub girls, I definitely enjoy that experience, too. But they can't be compared just as price-and-time-of extras at SC and bodyrub...
  • DroidX
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    10 years ago
    I have enjoyed both and see the benefits of both. If you go the massage route, finding a Chinese provider who gives a solid massage with HE is ideal. Of course, the SC experience allows you to pick and normally get a better looking girl.
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Some pretty funny comments.
  • san_jose_guy
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    10 years ago
    At most AMPs, you get a selection of girls. However, most of them still fall short of the SC's girls in terms of looks. There are however some exceptions.

    At most AMPs, the massage quality is very high.

    I think it just depends on where you live. Where I live, for getting FS, SC's offer nothing, but the AMPs are great. I was looking at Portland, and I think it is the other way around.

    SJG
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