Recently, I was in a regular bar when a 75 year old woman sits down next to me. Conversation starts and I found her to be funny, smart, well dressed and attractive for 75. Many drinks later she reaches into my lap, grabs my junk and announces that she would suck this for $75. I declined. Hind sight being 20/20, I am thinking this may have been one of the DUMBEST things I've done. It could well have been the best blowing of my life.
1) at 75 she has probably given thousands of blowouts and knows just what to do
2) her gag reflex is gone by now
3) it is very possible she would take her teeth out beforehand thus an even better experience
4) she would appreciate the fact that she could still attract men
At 75 years old maybe she can take her teeth out. You might have really missed something! Either way, I'd have countered at $50 just for the experience.
@Jackmd -- this is some wacky shit! Did she actually want you to pay or was she offering you $75. If the latter, I'd have taken it. Why not?
@chandler -- alas, the amount of money a hooker can charge is inversely proportional to her age. Unless she's a fatty. Then she's limited to charging less or finding the chubby chasers.
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@chandler -- alas, the amount of money a hooker can charge is inversely proportional to her age. Unless she's a fatty. Then she's limited to charging less or finding the chubby chasers.
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Jack, unless this was on a massive bucket list of sexual fantasies, you probably didn't miss anything.
That being said, you'll probably never get another opportunity like that in your life time, Lol.
Man!!!
What a way to tell that story when you get old, though.