Ever tell a stripper you were an FBI agent ot kill your wife to be with her?

Not the best looking stripper ever, and definitely not the brightest.

Lust is a drug worse than Crack and smack combined.

Stupidity's also a damn ugly drug. Too bad there isn't any cure for that yet.

Gotta love stories that make us feel like we are not PLs.

its people like him that make life interesting

Juice ! Juice ! Juice!