She's too fat for me.

Frankie (not Weird Al) Yankovic

Way too fat for me to SC.

Maybe you find the following suits better?

I feel ill

She's not fat, she's just "thick."

She's big boned

I like the song! Not much to look at with the women, and I've had my share of BBW's too. These are SSBBW - she's too fat for me!

Holy cow! Who left the barn door open?

If you're gonna pole dance you should at least wash your feet first.

sfl,

She hasn't seen them in years.

^^^^^Why are Dolly Parton's feet so small?

Nothing grows much in the shade

There's a lid for every pot. I know some BBW webcammers that have quite a loyal following.

Surprised America's Got Talent let that act on stage. Course, they probably did it to have a guaranteed gong.