A PL's Thankful List

11/24/2014 5:23:47 AM

Here are some of the things I'm thankful for this year. Please feel free to add your own to the list.

1. For my great kids, who are far better than I deserve

2. For my wonderful, gorgeous, sexy, energetic, multi-orgasmic Dream Stripper. I never thought that I could be so blessed.

3. For my DS's breasts. I won't list all of her body parts separately, although I am tempted to, but trust me when I say that her breasts deserve separate accolades.

4. Cialis. The wonder drug. This and my DS make me feel and perform like I'm 19 again.

5. The return of jerikson40 back to stripperweb from whence she came.

6. The good health to strip club for another year.

7. The many many strippers who've made my evenings this year. To list just a few of the particularly memorable ones.

The single mom MILF at PP in Lexington. Thanks for swallowing. Sorry again that I forgot the tissues.

b. the ATF. Thanks for giving me the blowjob after making a big deal about how you weren't going to give me a blowjob. Stripper shit, love it or leave it.

c. The ATF wanna be. Thanks for all the great nights in VIP, for breaking so many club rules at once, as well as for the private stage dances.

d. The gorgeous blond in LA. Thanks for letting me cum all over your body when I was in need. Once again, I'm pretty sure you said you were bringing the tissues.

e. The beautiful Russian red head with the magnificent breasts. You're my favorite Russian dancer ever. Your English sucks but those massive natural tits speak my language.

8. For thick cut, hickory smoked, bacon, cooked crispy and delicious. Food of the strip club gods.

9. For living in a mostly free country where strip clubs are legal. Sure, we don't have clubs like Tijuana, but nobody would wanna live in a shit hole of a city like Tijuana.

10. For a job that funds my strip club habits through economic boom and bust.

11. For everyone on tuscl, except the trolls and the assholes.

12. For every blowjob I've had all year long. Too many to count but each was special
In its own way.

13. For my dog, the most loyal, faithful, and obedient female I know.

14. For my iPad, the ultimate porn compilation and consumption device.

15. For SJG's stories of Asian massage parlor girls in a purple dress washing a car. That's enough to make any PL feel like he's not really such a PL.

16. For wonderfully slutty beautiful young women everywhere who sell their bodies to us. We pause this day to give thanks for you all. We lust you, each and every one.

Happy Thanksgiving to PLs everywhere.