Tens is a three at best....

Tens is a three at best. Walked into Tens lobby and was immediately hit by the artificial smoke. (Someone must have been masturbating with the control.) Should of exited, but it was my first time at Tens and was on a solo exploratory mission, so I paid my freight and was patted down by a reasonably polite bouncer. Walked into the club and smelled the sweet stench of the artificial smoke machine puking on the side of the sage about every other minute. So much of that crap filled the air that I expected the fluid to be dripping off of the silver Mylar with which they wrapped the club. Unnecessarily loud music, mostly hip hop, was playing. I found a seat at a table near the exit.

It was a Tuesday about 10 pm, so it was two-for-one Tuesday. Got a double-bourbon that I thought was a fair price. The wait staff was attentive, especially a cute little charmer named Ilene. Looking around the room, there were about 40+ patrons and 15-20 dancers. Probably more dancers, but that was my best guess.

Saw some others getting dances on the floor, and contact seemed to be almost all one way. At this point, the dancers I saw ranged from 4-7 max. No huge negatives; just not that attractive overall.