Clam Chowder and Strip Clubs
SlickSpic
I like to dig into a bowl or two of some tongue tingling clam chowder right before I hit up the strip club. I don't even brush my teeth. I want the dames to know that my breath already smells just like their pussy. Strippers love that shit.
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Once I was gonna drive the length of Cape Cod looking for the world's best clam chowder. Wouldn't ya know - the very first place on the Cape said they were the best. Saved me a bundle of gas money.
Sounds fishy. But have to admit....
What a great Idea for a meal at a strip club.