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Clam Chowder and Strip Clubs

SlickSpic
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I like to dig into a bowl or two of some tongue tingling clam chowder right before I hit up the strip club. I don't even brush my teeth. I want the dames to know that my breath already smells just like their pussy. Strippers love that shit.

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SlickSpic

PS-It really don't matter if it's New England or Manhattan. Me personally, I prefer to mix them up.

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motorhead

I'm a fan of the stuff myself.

Once I was gonna drive the length of Cape Cod looking for the world's best clam chowder. Wouldn't ya know - the very first place on the Cape said they were the best. Saved me a bundle of gas money.

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SlickSpic

Hahahahahaha!

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mikeya02

But Motor, Joe's "World Famous Clam Chowder!" is over here

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SlickSpic

Just had some homemade clam chowder. Got me this uncle who can really cook. His nickname is Uncle Buck. He's like a Mexican Uncle Buck. I was bout to dip my spoon in that chowder when he stopped me-he brought some bacon and Tapatio on over. My uncle is the best.

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ATACdawg

I thought they smelled like tuna sushi ....

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JohnSmith69

The only thing I eat that looks or smells like pussy ... is pussy.

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shadowcat

The Pink Pony South in Atlanta had a sushi bar right above the main stage. Made it hard to tell where the smell was coming from.

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warhawks

Lol. Sounds fishy. But have to admit.... What a great Idea for a meal at a strip club.

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alexa.xoxo

How wonderful lol

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