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Clam Chowder and Strip Clubs

I like to dig into a bowl or two of some tongue tingling clam chowder right before I hit up the strip club. I don't even brush my teeth. I want the dames to know that my breath already smells just like their pussy. Strippers love that shit.

10 comments

  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    PS-It really don't matter if it's New England or Manhattan. Me personally, I prefer to mix them up.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    I'm a fan of the stuff myself.

    Once I was gonna drive the length of Cape Cod looking for the world's best clam chowder. Wouldn't ya know - the very first place on the Cape said they were the best. Saved me a bundle of gas money.
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Hahahahahaha!
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    But Motor, Joe's "World Famous Clam Chowder!" is over here
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Just had some homemade clam chowder. Got me this uncle who can really cook. His nickname is Uncle Buck. He's like a Mexican Uncle Buck. I was bout to dip my spoon in that chowder when he stopped me-he brought some bacon and Tapatio on over. My uncle is the best.
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    I thought they smelled like tuna sushi ....
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    The only thing I eat that looks or smells like pussy ... is pussy.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    The Pink Pony South in Atlanta had a sushi bar right above the main stage. Made it hard to tell where the smell was coming from.
  • warhawks
    10 years ago
    Lol.
    Sounds fishy. But have to admit....
    What a great Idea for a meal at a strip club.
  • alexa.xoxo
    10 years ago
    How wonderful lol
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