Vegas strip club scene-- any recommendations?

I have not done Vegas but of course I still have a PL opinion :).

If mileage is an absolute must-have; then I’d say an escort would be the best and most economical way to go.

If you are willing to just be entertained and enjoy eye candy in a nice club w/ a nice vibe; then a visit to Rhino or Sapphire would probably accomplish this.

As Yoda would say – “use the force Lonestar”

Hooters Hotel and Casino

I"ve never scored take out from Hooters (or Tilted Kilt) but it sounds like an interesting challenge. Maybe ITC at Hooters would be even more impressive.

Vegas is hit or miss. I lucked out on my last visit by having a 3some with 2 hotties at OG's, and also got lucky at Lil D's. But it depends on so many variables that there are never any guarantee you'll hit paydirt in a stripclub in LV. Odds are that you'll strike out, unfortunately.

@ Electronman...just ask for the "box" to get takeout...jk. I have never clubbed in vegas but I did stay at Hooters Hotel and Casino for $20.00

...and for $20 you feel like you're lodging in a Hooters restaurant. That place is a dump! lol

Here's my take on Vegas strip clubs - and don't go blow a bunch of money because it's not going to get you anywhere - but when in Rome, you need somewhere to go. These are not listed in any order mind you...

1. Sapphires - biggest club there, it's a sight to see. First time I pulled up it reminded me of the size of a small Wal-Mart. On a busy night the cover can run $60 and be sure if you're seated at a table on a busy night you're buying drinks from your waitress, because if you're not, they'll kick you out of table. I always tipped $10 and the waitress would leave me alone.

2. Treasures - I really like this club because the girls are hotter than Sapphires (over all) and it's smaller, more personable.

3. OG (Olympic Garden) - kinda seedy, kinda dumpy but for Vegas standards, it's one of the better "bang for your buck" establishments.

4. Cheetahs - not that great - skip it.

5. Rhino - I have always heard a rumor that post-op trannies work there so I've stayed away. I know it's just probably some bullshit story but it's enough for me to stay away.

6. Hustler Club - was supposed to be some huge club, but when the recession hit they built a smaller one. Every time I've been here it's been really late and always dead. One of the few clubs that isn't open 24 hours. I've heard of some guys getting "light" extras here but have paid big bucks for the privilege.

Save your money and don't bother with any strip clubs in Vegas.

Yeah I haven't been to Vegas in awhile, but they are mostly just eye candy. I went with my then girlfriends (2 separate Times) so I never tried to set up an OTC. But it's Vegas, known for ripping off tourists, drunk tourists as well. I visited glitter mulch, sapphires, hustler club, little darlings, spearmint rhino and Olympic gardens. Went during the day to little darlings, rhino and sapphires, it was dead. You're better off getting an escort off TER or if you have the means and don't mind pissing it away, try for a dancer. Save your money for gambling and enjoying yourself. That's just my opinion.

Rhino - I have always heard a rumor that post-op trannies work there so I've stayed away.

Wow, hadn't heard that before! I've been to the Rhino many times, and if this is true, those are the best fuckin surgeons in the world. The 3/$100 room is a good way to spread the wealth and enjoy multiple ladies, but extras are going to be pretty rare. I once had dances from a stunning Asian dancer out on the main floor that LDK'd me in two songs. At my age, that definitely says something about her amazing technique. (Who knows, maybe she was a post-op tranny!)

I dislike Vegas clubs for a whole host of great reasons. But if you must go, I sometimes have a good time at Little Darlings. The crowds are smaller, the girls are younger, the tits are more natural, the girls are fully nude, the dances tend to be very high contact, its not too dark, and the prices aren't quite as insane as some of the bigger clubs.

Thanks to all for the advice, especially to Shailynn.

I expect I'll visit a couple of clubs just for the eye candy but save my money for a casino girl or TER escort.

Maybe I should wear a black arm band to mourn the passing of Vegas as Americas adult playground.

Pound for pound, I'd say try OG or Treasures. You get more for your buck. Rhino and Sapphire's are supposed to be the Top 2 (a lot of girls), but I can barely ever find more than 2 or 3 dancers (if that) I like in those clubs. I think the top girls in OG and Treasures beat pretty much anything you'll find in Rhino or Sapphire.