bitches logic

Female logic

"He caught me cheating... It's his fault for spying on me"

Female logic;

<wears low cut top and short skirt>

"why can't I meet a man who likes me for my intelligence and personality"

,,,,while she dresses in a low cut top and short skirt

Bitch logic

"You let me use you"

I just want a nice guy...

Sucks douche-bag dick

I want a guy who know how to communicate.
But...
Why can't a guy just know what I need, do I have to tell him everything...

"I wasn’t going to buy it but it was on sale, so I realized I was going to save money!"

He better not leave me alone at a party with his friends.
He better be able to leave me alone at a party with my friends.

I like him but he's too nice, why can I only find assholes?

Omg that bitch wore the same dress as me, fuck her slutty ass.

Cute guy: omg he likes me so much he follows me everywhere. ..

Not so cute: omg stalker!!!

Cute guy: He persistence was charming

Not so cute: omg stalker!!!

If I get fat would you cheat on me?

Why do guys get so upset when I dump them for a loser I just met?

Why were you grinding with that butch on the dance floor?
But...
Omg don't get jealous it's only dancing

Yes I did a threesome for my ex, but I didn't care about him like I do you...

I just turned 18, so that makes me the hottest girl in the place, right?

My boyfriend is a great guy, he could care less if I'm a stripper

Omfg, can you believe after I broke up with him he's found a new girl so quickly. Fuck that skank

Your friend made a pass at me, don't get mad I just wanted you to know.

Why would you tell me my friend made a pass at you now I can't fckn talk to that bitch anymore. ..

Sylvia is pretty huh. ..it OK I know she is you can tell me....

Fuck you asshole do you want to Fuck her!!!

Please don't tell Jenny we slept together, I like respected her so much, she so awesome.

He knew I was bi-curious before he walked in on us at his place.

Let's just be friends, but you won't find a better girl for you than me.

The girls at that other club sell it cheap so you'll get an STD if you mess with them.

I sell it at 4 times their price, so you're safe from STD's with me.

"I don't sell myself for money.... But will give you extras if you can give me a tip."

On her cell while I'm fucking her ass: "Of course I'm home alone. Why don't you ever fucking trust me?"

"Im sick of guys always staring at my chest." says the woman with one-size too large bolt-ons.

Fuck you Jackie