In college I had a professor who liked to write Carnac questions for his exams. He'd give an answer, and we students had to write a question that suited his answer. They weren't easy!
Some years after Carson left the tonight show, a series of 30-minute highlight shows were produced. Most all of them began with a Carnac skit. That was unquestionably my favorite character of his.
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last commentLol. Channeling some old school Carnac the Magnificent. Well done. Sir.
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That was one of the funniest sketches ever on TV. Sad that many are to young to have experienced Carson.
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That was seriously funny :)
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Lmao- fucking perfect!
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Very funny.
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Lol
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I remember one of Johnny Carson's Carnac jokes:
Carnac looks at the sealed envelope and says, "Chicken teriyaki. Chicken teriyaki."
He opens the envelope and reads the question, "What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot."
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Okay, I'll try...
A: A pole, a box of condoms and a drug dealer
Q: Name three things you'd find in a stripper's bedroom
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A: Stephen Hawking, Iceberg Slim and Cflock
Q: Name a gimp, a pimp and a simp
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!- that was Ed McMahon
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A. Marcus Welby, Tuna, and Doris Day.
Q. Name a surgeon, a sturgeon, and a virgin.
(I don't know why it is that I remember that one.)
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In college I had a professor who liked to write Carnac questions for his exams. He'd give an answer, and we students had to write a question that suited his answer. They weren't easy!
Some years after Carson left the tonight show, a series of 30-minute highlight shows were produced. Most all of them began with a Carnac skit. That was unquestionably my favorite character of his.
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Lol.
Considering every stripper is constantly on her phone at my home club, I disagree with #2.
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^Stripper phones only fail to work when a PL tries to reach her. When she wants to kill time by caliing or texting someone, it works like magic.
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^^^^^ oh, I thought she was just ignoring me
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A: A lie detector test
Q: One thing a stripper will always fail at
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A. san_jose_guy
Q. Why strippers love bully thug bouncers so much?
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