Answer and Question

Lol. Channeling some old school Carnac the Magnificent. Well done. Sir.

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That was one of the funniest sketches ever on TV. Sad that many are to young to have experienced Carson.

That was seriously funny :)

Lmao- fucking perfect!

Very funny.

Lol

I remember one of Johnny Carson's Carnac jokes:

Carnac looks at the sealed envelope and says, "Chicken teriyaki. Chicken teriyaki."

He opens the envelope and reads the question, "What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot."

Okay, I'll try...

A: A pole, a box of condoms and a drug dealer Q: Name three things you'd find in a stripper's bedroom

A: Stephen Hawking, Iceberg Slim and Cflock Q: Name a gimp, a pimp and a simp

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!- that was Ed McMahon

A. Marcus Welby, Tuna, and Doris Day.

Q. Name a surgeon, a sturgeon, and a virgin.

(I don't know why it is that I remember that one.)

1. In college I had a professor who liked to write Carnac questions for his exams. He'd give an answer, and we students had to write a question that suited his answer. They weren't easy!

2. Some years after Carson left the tonight show, a series of 30-minute highlight shows were produced. Most all of them began with a Carnac skit. That was unquestionably my favorite character of his.

Lol.

Considering every stripper is constantly on her phone at my home club, I disagree with #2.

^Stripper phones only fail to work when a PL tries to reach her. When she wants to kill time by caliing or texting someone, it works like magic.

^^^^^ oh, I thought she was just ignoring me

A: A lie detector test

Q: One thing a stripper will always fail at

A. san_jose_guy

Q. Why strippers love bully thug bouncers so much?

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