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jackslashDetroit strip clubs

A. Her car, her cell phone and her man.
Q. What are three things that never work for a stripper?

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motorhead

Lol. Channeling some old school Carnac the Magnificent. Well done. Sir.

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Clubber

motor,

That was one of the funniest sketches ever on TV. Sad that many are to young to have experienced Carson.

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GACA

That was seriously funny :)

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sclvr5005

Lmao- fucking perfect!

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Lone_Wolf

Very funny.

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Clackport

Lol

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jackslash

I remember one of Johnny Carson's Carnac jokes:

Carnac looks at the sealed envelope and says, "Chicken teriyaki. Chicken teriyaki."

He opens the envelope and reads the question, "What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot."

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chandler

Okay, I'll try...

A: A pole, a box of condoms and a drug dealer
Q: Name three things you'd find in a stripper's bedroom

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chandler

A: Stephen Hawking, Iceberg Slim and Cflock
Q: Name a gimp, a pimp and a simp

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mikeya02

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!- that was Ed McMahon

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Club_Goer_Seattle

A. Marcus Welby, Tuna, and Doris Day.

Q. Name a surgeon, a sturgeon, and a virgin.

(I don't know why it is that I remember that one.)

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Club_Goer_Seattle
  1. In college I had a professor who liked to write Carnac questions for his exams. He'd give an answer, and we students had to write a question that suited his answer. They weren't easy!

  2. Some years after Carson left the tonight show, a series of 30-minute highlight shows were produced. Most all of them began with a Carnac skit. That was unquestionably my favorite character of his.

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JamesSD

Lol.

Considering every stripper is constantly on her phone at my home club, I disagree with #2.

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chandler

^Stripper phones only fail to work when a PL tries to reach her. When she wants to kill time by caliing or texting someone, it works like magic.

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mikeya02

^^^^^ oh, I thought she was just ignoring me

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Papi_Chulo

A: A lie detector test

Q: One thing a stripper will always fail at

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IanSmith

A. san_jose_guy

Q. Why strippers love bully thug bouncers so much?

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GACA

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