Strip Club Attire

19 comments

• GoVikings

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  10 years ago

  The commando thing seems to be pretty popular amongst TUSCLers. I was hesitant to try it because I thought it would make me feel weird, (I was right) but I tried it anyway and it didn't improve my experience so I never did it again
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  Dive or upscale club, I almost always wear geek chic -- jeans, a snarky t-shirt, and a shirt.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Hoodies are banned at my favorite club.
  
  Perceived as thug attire
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  'I usually go commando in Columbia trail shorts (the ones that dry quick) and a dark, one-size too large polyester tee (again dries quick.)'
  
  Hey, some of us are trying to have a civilization here!
  
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  I wear a three piece suit, and I always remember to shower beforehand cause that's what the Hound says I need to do to get the pussy.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  I go commando in dark pants if I'm looking to LDK but since I met the DS that's no longer necessary. I wear loose shorts if it's a club where the dancers will reach in to check out the merchandise. Otherwise the clothes are pretty irrelevant.
• ArtCollege

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  10 years ago

  Jeans are too rough. If it's too cold for shorts, then slacks. The thinner the better. I don't go commando; hard to explain skid marks on slacks to my wife. But I wear boxers to clubs; looser fit makes it easier for dancers to fondle.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Didn't Leisure Suit RickyBoy say the white three piece polyester suit is the best strip club attire?
• JamesSD

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  10 years ago

  Three piece suit!
• pistola

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  10 years ago

  Haha at the civilization comment. Funny. I agree on jeans. An ex of mine explained it like this: all dancers care about is if youre spending money so would you rather rub your ass against rough jeans or thin material. I dont find commando embarrassing; if a dancer has a problem with it she isnt the one I want dancing in the first place. You guys may want to invest in some adidas mesh trunks instead of boxers.
• slaux.pas

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  10 years ago

  I like to wear nice cloths like RickDugin even tho he is a retard. Doesnt matter how thin cuz I jack it in the bathroom stall cuz I dont want no disease that will make my dick fall off. I like my dick
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Commando with nylon shorts and raunchy t-shirts have been working just fine for me. I have a reputation at my favorite club. They love my shirts.
• lopaw

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  10 years ago

  Commando in a skirt. Oh yeah.
• Electronman

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  10 years ago

  lopaw has an interesting strategy. I'm not Scottish, but are kilts available in smooth, thin nylon fabrics--- hmmm.
  
  
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Cén fáth, Is ea go bhfuil siad!
  
  Yeah, well.
• Cheo_D

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  10 years ago

  lopaw of course takes every unfair advantage she has ;)
  
  And now I have to imagine the dancer's face when faced with a gentleman in a kilt, wearing it the authentic way (though a real kilt is thick and wooly).
  
  I prefer darker smooth-fabric pants, or light loose khakis -- though the ideal color would probably be the color of spray-on fake tan, in case some of hers smears on me (has happened). Myself I prefer to dress a bit more squareish, it's an effect of lifelong conditioning and I'm just not a shorts-and-tee type even at home. Also keeps me from having to guess as to whether there's a dress code.
  
• lopaw

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  10 years ago

  It's tough out there...I gotta take every advantage that I can ;)
  
  I did once see a man in a kilt at a local club. Only saw him once, tho the waitress said that he was a regular. I wonder if he goes commando. I hope to never find out.
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
  
  Why, his shoes and socks, of course!
  
  See Braveheart for lowdown ;-)
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  Utilikilts aren't uncommon at Gen Con. Nuts, I've seen Wil Wheaton wandering around the ICC in one.
  
  http://www.utilikilts.com/