Strip Club Attire

The commando thing seems to be pretty popular amongst TUSCLers. I was hesitant to try it because I thought it would make me feel weird, (I was right) but I tried it anyway and it didn't improve my experience so I never did it again

Dive or upscale club, I almost always wear geek chic -- jeans, a snarky t-shirt, and a shirt.

Hoodies are banned at my favorite club.

Perceived as thug attire

'I usually go commando in Columbia trail shorts (the ones that dry quick) and a dark, one-size too large polyester tee (again dries quick.)'

Hey, some of us are trying to have a civilization here!

I wear a three piece suit, and I always remember to shower beforehand cause that's what the Hound says I need to do to get the pussy.

I go commando in dark pants if I'm looking to LDK but since I met the DS that's no longer necessary. I wear loose shorts if it's a club where the dancers will reach in to check out the merchandise. Otherwise the clothes are pretty irrelevant.

Jeans are too rough. If it's too cold for shorts, then slacks. The thinner the better. I don't go commando; hard to explain skid marks on slacks to my wife. But I wear boxers to clubs; looser fit makes it easier for dancers to fondle.

Didn't Leisure Suit RickyBoy say the white three piece polyester suit is the best strip club attire?

Three piece suit!

Haha at the civilization comment. Funny. I agree on jeans. An ex of mine explained it like this: all dancers care about is if youre spending money so would you rather rub your ass against rough jeans or thin material. I dont find commando embarrassing; if a dancer has a problem with it she isnt the one I want dancing in the first place. You guys may want to invest in some adidas mesh trunks instead of boxers.

I like to wear nice cloths like RickDugin even tho he is a retard. Doesnt matter how thin cuz I jack it in the bathroom stall cuz I dont want no disease that will make my dick fall off. I like my dick

Commando with nylon shorts and raunchy t-shirts have been working just fine for me. I have a reputation at my favorite club. They love my shirts.

Commando in a skirt. Oh yeah.

lopaw has an interesting strategy. I'm not Scottish, but are kilts available in smooth, thin nylon fabrics--- hmmm.

Cén fáth, Is ea go bhfuil siad!

Yeah, well.

lopaw of course takes every unfair advantage she has ;)

And now I have to imagine the dancer's face when faced with a gentleman in a kilt, wearing it the authentic way (though a real kilt is thick and wooly).

I prefer darker smooth-fabric pants, or light loose khakis -- though the ideal color would probably be the color of spray-on fake tan, in case some of hers smears on me (has happened). Myself I prefer to dress a bit more squareish, it's an effect of lifelong conditioning and I'm just not a shorts-and-tee type even at home. Also keeps me from having to guess as to whether there's a dress code.

It's tough out there...I gotta take every advantage that I can ;)

I did once see a man in a kilt at a local club. Only saw him once, tho the waitress said that he was a regular. I wonder if he goes commando. I hope to never find out.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

Why, his shoes and socks, of course!

See Braveheart for lowdown ;-)

Utilikilts aren't uncommon at Gen Con. Nuts, I've seen Wil Wheaton wandering around the ICC in one.

http://www.utilikilts.com/