Stopped in after lunch on Monday...

Stopped in after lunch on Monday for a quick visit. I was immediately approached by a little cuban dancer who I had not seen before. Turns out she has only been there a month. I got a couple of dances in the VIP section from her, but they were nothing special. Diane showed up and I have a hard time refusing her, so we went to the VIP room for several dances. They were extra special and well worth the trip. Diane seldom disappoints and this time was better than usual. I also had a couple of dances on the floor with Mystique, a lithe Jamaican, and the dances were just OK for floor dances, but she promised more in the VIP room. Unfortunately funds were running low then, so I could not try her in the VIP section. Maybe next time.

In my opinion, TD’s North is the best club in Albuquerque. Your mileage may vary, but if you don’t like TD’s North, try TD’s Eubank, which is the sister club. I think it a notch below the North club. Cover is free during the day. You will be wanded when you enter, and your ID scanned, so be prepared for that. If there is a hostess at the front you can get a $0.50 discount on a beer if you purchase it from her. TD’s is not too dark, particularly after your eyes get adjusted. Tipping is at the stage. There is a large center stage and a smaller second stage that gets used when things get busy. Select a seat along the wall, the chairs are on casters and they move around a bit during dances. The wall prevents that. They serve food, which is probably above average for a strip club, and fairly priced, They have specials, like lobster tail and steak for $10 on Fridays. The dancers are a from a variety of ethnicities, there are more hispanics here than you will find at most clubs, a few asians, a few afro-americans, and an occasional eastern European dancer. You tend to get more of the bleach blond, bolt on Barbie types here than at other clubs in NM, but there is enough naturals so that isn;t a problem.

If you find yourself in Albuquerque and are looking for a club to go to, TD’s North can’t be beat.