There was an old man that used to live in the town I grew up in that was featured on MTV as one of the worlds oldest strippers. He was in his 70's. He still lived with his parents who were in their 90's. He never did leave home, get married or have kids. He would be seen out at the regular bars in a polyester suit and ladies hanging all over him. No joke.
Yeah, I love chicks with great muscular definition, but she's a bit over the top. And she has a man face. Great blonde hair, but her face is like a man with makeup. And her thighs are way too big. And dude, she's just not sexy. She doesn't know how to dance sexy. Very uncomfortable. And did you notice how big and floppy her pussy lips are? Geez. Something about body builder women that they have these big ugly pussy lips. So not sexy.
That being said, compared to some of the insanely over the top bodybuilder women, who are fucking scary, she's not all that bad. She just needs to lay off the workouts for a while and get a little more natural. Then I'd fuck her.
Does anybody here think they could refuse when she asks for a dance in a low, testosterone saturated voice knowing that she could beat the crap out of you?
No, the only defence here is to club with somebody dumber and slower than you!
She is way over the top, but if any of you like toned women, I watched a few minutes of the Crossfit Garnes on ESPN yesterday. I like a Kate Upton type body, but some of these chicks were hot.
And they blew me away when they did the 10-yard handstand walk.
haha funny thread.all i can think is that she worked insanely hard and long to look this way and also spent a lot of money and time and always eat most boring foods,buckets of lean chicken breast and all…then have to regularly disregard people's critical comments and continue doing what she's doing again just to look THAT way….hmmm that i very organised and systematic way of being slightly fucked in the head i think….but what do i know lol...
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last commentNo. I would want her OTC. LOL.
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Hell no.
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I respect muscle definition in a female, but I'm not a fan of "hulkomania" (male or female).
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No way.
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No, but I'd love to have her help me move heavy furniture.
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There was an old man that used to live in the town I grew up in that was featured on MTV as one of the worlds oldest strippers. He was in his 70's. He still lived with his parents who were in their 90's. He never did leave home, get married or have kids. He would be seen out at the regular bars in a polyester suit and ladies hanging all over him. No joke.
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No freaking way.
I want my strippers to look like women. Not some male body builder.
Yuck.
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I'd rather have a five knuckle shuffle than go anywhere near her. Repulsive.
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I don't want any stripper who could beat the shit out of me.
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I don't want a stripper that could crush my head with her Earl Campbell-like thighs.
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Yeah, I love chicks with great muscular definition, but she's a bit over the top. And she has a man face. Great blonde hair, but her face is like a man with makeup. And her thighs are way too big. And dude, she's just not sexy. She doesn't know how to dance sexy. Very uncomfortable. And did you notice how big and floppy her pussy lips are? Geez. Something about body builder women that they have these big ugly pussy lips. So not sexy.
That being said, compared to some of the insanely over the top bodybuilder women, who are fucking scary, she's not all that bad. She just needs to lay off the workouts for a while and get a little more natural. Then I'd fuck her.
Oh, wait...those pussy lips. Bleccch....
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Honey be gentle!
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Pass. Some definition's always nice, but, nuts -- those thighs look like they could crush my skull.
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sclvr hits a home run with, "No, but I'd love to have her help me move heavy furniture." :)
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I think she has a tampon string hanging out too..... NICE....
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Sure, why not.
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You can have her. not my type.
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Does anybody here think they could refuse when she asks for a dance in a low, testosterone saturated voice knowing that she could beat the crap out of you?
No, the only defence here is to club with somebody dumber and slower than you!
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She'd have to pay me. Yikes!
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rock,
What would be your rate, $30 a song?
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If that was jewelry in her pussy, maybe. Depends on how hard she likes her nipples tweaked.
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She is way over the top, but if any of you like toned women, I watched a few minutes of the Crossfit Garnes on ESPN yesterday. I like a Kate Upton type body, but some of these chicks were hot.
And they blew me away when they did the 10-yard handstand walk.
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Jabber,
Why would you even mention that "plus"? Damn man, Damn!
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I found her to be disgusting.
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one word: babe.
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deo,
Please tell me you are joking! Please!
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haha funny thread.all i can think is that she worked insanely hard and long to look this way and also spent a lot of money and time and always eat most boring foods,buckets of lean chicken breast and all…then have to regularly disregard people's critical comments and continue doing what she's doing again just to look THAT way….hmmm that i very organised and systematic way of being slightly fucked in the head i think….but what do i know lol...
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Lena,
An interesting perspective. Such a small group she is trying to impress, I would imagine.
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