The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I was in San Francisco again...

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fritzie
Dec 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I was in San Francisco again on a Tuesday evening with a little extra time, so I decided to stop by CH around 10pm on a Tuesday night to see if it had changed for the better or worse. The last time I was there, probably about a year before, I had one great lap dance, and also went back for a private. I was disappointed back then by a little bait and switch and upselling in the booth, so I hadn't been back in a while.

When I walked in I was surprised how few customers were there. Maybe 5 or 6 guys max, and around 4 girls just sitting in the theater seats, with one more up on stage. Her name was Roxy, and she was actually putting some effort into putting on a flirty show, and spending some time with the guys tipping in the front row. Roxy got my attention. She was petite, with really nice natural boobs and great legs, with kind of a 20's era or hipster vibe. Just my type. The other girls waiting around seemed less interesting to me. After Roxy finished her set she disappeared for awhile and then returned to the main room. She sat a couple of rows back from the stage and I decided to go over and chat her up and see if she would be a good choice for a private dance. Just like on stage her manner was flirty, but also here it seemed a little cold and aloof. Mind you I was well-dressed and I'm a pretty good looking guy. We started to talk about a private dance, and she seemed like she really wanted to talk me into going, but she started quoting numbers to me that seemed insane for a CH private --- more like a MBOT price list. We were so far apart in our expectations that I just said goodnight and walked away. I waited a bit more, but I really saw no one else attractive to me, so I split. I think in the hour or so I was there I did not see one dancer and customer go back to the booths. What has happened to what used to be a great place for action and value?

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