Strip club DJ and Music Awards
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Worst DJ.
I'm sure there are many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for the guy at Follies as the worst strip club DJ. When I was there last week, I asked every dancer, "do you ever understand anything that the DJ says." Every dancer laughed and said "no, never." All you can understand is "sexy ladies." Those are apparently the only two English words that he knows. He serves no function whatsoever. Totally worthless.
Worst Music.
Again, many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for Dejavu COI. Every single song is some horrible rap crap that gives me a headache. As best I can tell, most songs are a bunch of repetitive crap about fucking a pussy. I've never heard a single song here that I've ever heard anywhere else, or any song that was even remotely pleasant. Honorable mention goes to PP Columbia where the music is so dangerously loud that it makes your ears feel like they are bleeding. No other club has music this loud.
Best DJ.
I vote for Mons Venus because they use a juke box. I honestly can't think of any strip club DJ that I like. I did hear a female DJ at Hi Liter the last time I was there who was kinda pleasant but that's about the best I can think of.
Best Music.
I vote for Cheetah Atlanta. Lots of classic rock and similar music. I like almost every song they play here probably because I'm in the exact demographic (35-55 yo white guys) that this club is aiming for.
I'm sure there are many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for the guy at Follies as the worst strip club DJ. When I was there last week, I asked every dancer, "do you ever understand anything that the DJ says." Every dancer laughed and said "no, never." All you can understand is "sexy ladies." Those are apparently the only two English words that he knows. He serves no function whatsoever. Totally worthless.
Worst Music.
Again, many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for Dejavu COI. Every single song is some horrible rap crap that gives me a headache. As best I can tell, most songs are a bunch of repetitive crap about fucking a pussy. I've never heard a single song here that I've ever heard anywhere else, or any song that was even remotely pleasant. Honorable mention goes to PP Columbia where the music is so dangerously loud that it makes your ears feel like they are bleeding. No other club has music this loud.
Best DJ.
I vote for Mons Venus because they use a juke box. I honestly can't think of any strip club DJ that I like. I did hear a female DJ at Hi Liter the last time I was there who was kinda pleasant but that's about the best I can think of.
Best Music.
I vote for Cheetah Atlanta. Lots of classic rock and similar music. I like almost every song they play here probably because I'm in the exact demographic (35-55 yo white guys) that this club is aiming for.
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That plus moderate volume and decent music choices make it a pretty good audio environment.
Little known fact: There's rarely any reason to listen to what the DJ is saying. I tune them out and just give my attention to the strippers.
Chandler, I'm definitely talking about the weekday guy.
Brian announces the girls clearly, but at the end of a song says something unintelligible that ends with "Champagne service available". the night shift DJ, John, sounds like Boomauer from King Of the Hill. Good luck understanding a damn thing he says.
they all play the same 15 crappy RAP/HIP HOP tracks over and over again. I've heard that many of the girls (including the prettier white ones) will leave if they don't play that crap.