Dancer approached and whispered, "Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." I bit and she was sensational. So sensational that I also happily gave her a generous tip. Continued to watch her for the rest of the night and she was successful in reeling in the PLs every single time - without fail! She was probably a 7 but I think the line was the secret to her success.
What's the best dancer line you've heard?
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A whisper in my ear, "I want to suck your cock!"
"Sure." Spoken when I ask if she'd like to join me at my table. Gets me every time.
One I remember was a girl whispering in my ear "wanna dance, happy ending guaranteed"?
Heard it at Follies last week (although not for the first time): "I have no gag reflex." This is my favorite line of all time. A close second is the similar "I want to suck your dick."
This girl at Follies gave an awesome dance. One of the most sexual dances I've ever had, and it was clear she would do anything I wanted in VIP. I passed only because I had a date with the DS the next night in another city, and I was saving myself for her.
As an aside, I don't like money back guarantees. It'd be too hard to tell a girl I want dances for free if she was clearly trying. I much prefer specific sexual promises.
My first trip to the VIP. "If you go back there with me you can do anything you want to this body, anything"
She meant it....
I'm glad it worked out for you guys, but "if you don't like it the dance is free" is one of the oldest lines used by scammers. They know there is no "money back" in a strip club.
I basically disregard any pick up lines from strippers. My line for them is, "It ain't what you say it's the way that you say it." Or, "Actions speak louder than words."
Some pickup lines heard this year in Washington Park, Illinois: "I want to blow you!" "I like to swallow" "I have no gag reflex" And by golly, she did, she did, and she didn't :)
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“I do everything”
"wanna go on a field trip"?
Would you like me to finish what she only started?
"You can have whatever you want baby."
My line: 'wanna dance?' Works every other time lol
"Are you gonna let me suck your cock"?
$100 any thing goes no holds bared
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What is the best pick-up line for a woman to use on a guy?
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Best pickup line:
"I like you, can you wait until I get out. Let's hang out, I know a place we can go, I just need the money."
"Let's go find a dark corner so you can make me cum."
👽 Would Luv "Stripper Satisfaction Guaranteed"
Or $Dancer Saying "Hi Baby! Come With Me, You'll Have No Worries, I'll Do Everything For Ya' & You Can Give What Ya' Want, No Obligations Honey"
Or Me Saying Hi Baby! I Really Like Your Hot Body & Personality, Let's Have A Talk So We Can Know Each Other! As Long As You Can Be Mi Unconditional Love With No $Obligations, We Can Be In Lust & Sinn. I'll Give You The $Cash Dat' I Can Baby!
homolover777 is on a rampage, bumping 10 year old threads. He's probably SJG resurrected. Fucking stupid piece of shit.
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