Best dancer pick up line?
marc5
Dancer approached and whispered, "Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." I bit and she was sensational. So sensational that I also happily gave her a generous tip. Continued to watch her for the rest of the night and she was successful in reeling in the PLs every single time - without fail! She was probably a 7 but I think the line was the secret to her success.
What's the best dancer line you've heard?
What's the best dancer line you've heard?
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last commentThis girl at Follies gave an awesome dance. One of the most sexual dances I've ever had, and it was clear she would do anything I wanted in VIP. I passed only because I had a date with the DS the next night in another city, and I was saving myself for her.
As an aside, I don't like money back guarantees. It'd be too hard to tell a girl I want dances for free if she was clearly trying. I much prefer specific sexual promises.
She meant it....
I basically disregard any pick up lines from strippers. My line for them is, "It ain't what you say it's the way that you say it." Or, "Actions speak louder than words."
"I want to blow you!"
"I like to swallow"
"I have no gag reflex"
And by golly, she did, she did, and she didn't :)
Hi
"I like you, can you wait until I get out. Let's hang out, I know a place we can go, I just need the money."
"Stripper Satisfaction Guaranteed"
Or $Dancer Saying
"Hi Baby! Come With Me, You'll Have
No Worries, I'll Do Everything For Ya'
& You Can Give What Ya' Want,
No Obligations Honey"
Or Me Saying
Hi Baby! I Really Like Your Hot Body & Personality, Let's Have A Talk So We Can Know Each Other!
As Long As You Can Be Mi Unconditional Love With No $Obligations, We Can
Be In Lust & Sinn. I'll Give You The $Cash Dat' I Can Baby!