Dancer approached and whispered, "Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back." I bit and she was sensational. So sensational that I also happily gave her a generous tip. Continued to watch her for the rest of the night and she was successful in reeling in the PLs every single time - without fail! She was probably a 7 but I think the line was the secret to her success.
Heard it at Follies last week (although not for the first time): "I have no gag reflex." This is my favorite line of all time. A close second is the similar "I want to suck your dick."
This girl at Follies gave an awesome dance. One of the most sexual dances I've ever had, and it was clear she would do anything I wanted in VIP. I passed only because I had a date with the DS the next night in another city, and I was saving myself for her.
As an aside, I don't like money back guarantees. It'd be too hard to tell a girl I want dances for free if she was clearly trying. I much prefer specific sexual promises.
I'm glad it worked out for you guys, but "if you don't like it the dance is free" is one of the oldest lines used by scammers. They know there is no "money back" in a strip club.
I basically disregard any pick up lines from strippers. My line for them is, "It ain't what you say it's the way that you say it." Or, "Actions speak louder than words."
Some pickup lines heard this year in Washington Park, Illinois:
"I want to blow you!"
"I like to swallow"
"I have no gag reflex"
And by golly, she did, she did, and she didn't :)
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This girl at Follies gave an awesome dance. One of the most sexual dances I've ever had, and it was clear she would do anything I wanted in VIP. I passed only because I had a date with the DS the next night in another city, and I was saving myself for her.
As an aside, I don't like money back guarantees. It'd be too hard to tell a girl I want dances for free if she was clearly trying. I much prefer specific sexual promises.
She meant it....
I basically disregard any pick up lines from strippers. My line for them is, "It ain't what you say it's the way that you say it." Or, "Actions speak louder than words."
"I want to blow you!"
"I like to swallow"
"I have no gag reflex"
And by golly, she did, she did, and she didn't :)
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"I like you, can you wait until I get out. Let's hang out, I know a place we can go, I just need the money."