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I'm glad that I don't smoke pot.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
A Wausau[WI] man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.

Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.

On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.

When they searched his apartment in the city of Wausau, a detective found a small amount of marijuana, according to court documents.

Kreft was ordered held on a $2,000 cash bond and ordered to have no contact with the residence where the crime occurred.

It was unclear from court documents who owned the barn and horse. Requests for comment from the prosecutor and the Marathon County Sheriff's Department were not immediately returned.

A preliminary hearing is set for Tuesday.

22 comments

  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    I don't understand what pot has to do with it. He has a warrant for his arrest for bail jumping, and likes horses. Pot is incidental.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Oh no you don't Shadow. Pot has nothing to do with this guy being a sick perverted weirdo
  • chandler
    10 years ago
    Wearing blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas: No problem.

    Smoking weed: Entering a downward spiral into depravity and sex with hoofed mammals.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    lol, this is what people thought the devils weed made people do back in the 30's
  • JohnSmith69
    10 years ago
    The DS has recently introduced me to smoking pot. Should I be worried? I don't want to be fucking a horse and think it's the DS.
  • Diva1975
    10 years ago
    Lmao John smith and chandler
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    ^^^ Yes sex and pot is a dangerous mix, because regular season will never be the same :p
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    It's not this guy's fault. The horse was asking for it.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Yeah, maybe the horse was high too......a colon cowboy and a backdoor bronco having fun
  • deogol
    10 years ago
    You guys get your buttons pushed to easy...
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    Pot is just a giggle. The only way it will change your life is you'll hear the music and smell the roses.
  • horny480
    10 years ago
    Sound like a pot smoking Thug
  • JamesSD
    10 years ago
    I'm glad I live in a state with a sane marijuana policy.

    Booze is more likely to make people do crazy shit like horse fuck. Pot? "I want food, but the fridge is too far awaaaay..."
  • slaux.pas
    10 years ago
    That guy is such a retard. Shouldnt this be i am so glad I dont fuck horse? That is hos diseases that make your dick fall off get started.
  • gawker
    10 years ago
    Christ. Reading this shit makes me feel almost normal.
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Maybe he needed to court the horse first, or the horse could've been one of those animals that doesn't do that sort of thing on a first date.

    Anyone ever see "Reefer Madness," either the original or the musical parody? They're both hilarious.
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    @Phantom: He didn't want to put the court before the horse.
  • Lone_Wolf
    10 years ago
    @gawker: lol. Man, I was thinking the exact same thing.
  • Ironcat
    10 years ago
    This story is probably being spun by the anti-pot people who are pissed that the state of Washington has legalized it.
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    The real question is, was the horse male or female?
  • GACA
    10 years ago
    .
  • PhantomGeek
    10 years ago
    Slick, does it really matter? As long as the horse was consenting, everything should be cool.
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