What if a hot girl rang your doorbell and she had a Christmas ribbon on her biki

I guess that they grow more than just tobacco in the Carolinas. :)

Fuck her brains out

I'd figure it was some sort of con and close the door on her.

I'd like to know she was coming and it was for me.

I flipped on the playboy channel this morning and spotted a girl in a bikini with a ribbon on her bikini. I was thinking now that would make a nice Christmas present. You never know what you might see when flipping channels.

Cool! I've wanted to get that garage cleaned up!

This would be an amusing gift to people if you could actually do such a thing and film their surprised looks.

Half the people might think it was a prank unless she went in.

I'd boot her. No un-PC people allowed!!!

I'd tell her that she had the wrong house, and then give her my number.

It's the Playboy Clearing House Sweepstakes! WOOT!

I'd probably pout and whimper and stammer out that she was at the wrong house.

If a box (the other kind) was erroneously delivered to your house, would you steal it?

Maybe it's more realistic to ask if the cops could sting you for prostitution like this. The cops would be proposing a crime, but they strictly speaking are asking a different person, not you, to participate, so maybe it doesn't count as entrapment.

If money, goods, or services aren't asked for or exchanged for sex, there is no prostitution -- only two (or more) people (hopefully) having a good time.

If a guy came to your door and said "somebody said they'd beat me up if I didn't give you $100, so here it is" you'd still be guilty of extortion if you took the money. So, if a chick says "somebody gave me lots of money to fuck you, so here I am" and you agree to have sex with her, you're still guilty of being a john.

I'd keep on dreaming and wake up once "the day" was over!

Ibbaicni, if you're a third-party to all of that -- the extortion, the prostitution, or anything else -- and you have absolutely no idea who any of the involved parties are, personally, I think it'd be a bit of a stretch to say that you'd be guilty.

Every time this happens to me, I just freeze and ask myself "What would sharkhunter do?"

First thing is almost the Nike slogan. Take that ribbon and Just un-do it. You got to get her naked first. Second, ask her to pinch me to see if im dreaming. Either way, dream or not, just enjoy the ride!

If you un-do her ribbon you better get her inside before she freezes her nipples off