What if a hot girl rang your doorbell and she had a Christmas ribbon on her biki

17 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I guess that they grow more than just tobacco in the Carolinas. :)
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Fuck her brains out
• Lone_Wolf

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  10 years ago

  I'd figure it was some sort of con and close the door on her.
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  I'd like to know she was coming and it was for me.
  
  I flipped on the playboy channel this morning and spotted a girl in a bikini with a ribbon on her bikini. I was thinking now that would make a nice Christmas present. You never know what you might see when flipping channels.
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Cool! I've wanted to get that garage cleaned up!
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  This would be an amusing gift to people if you could actually do such a thing and film their surprised looks.
  
  Half the people might think it was a prank unless she went in.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  I'd boot her. No un-PC people allowed!!!
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  I'd tell her that she had the wrong house, and then give her my number.
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  It's the Playboy Clearing House Sweepstakes! WOOT!
  
  I'd probably pout and whimper and stammer out that she was at the wrong house.
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  If a box (the other kind) was erroneously delivered to your house, would you steal it?
  
  Maybe it's more realistic to ask if the cops could sting you for prostitution like this. The cops would be proposing a crime, but they strictly speaking are asking a different person, not you, to participate, so maybe it doesn't count as entrapment.
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  If money, goods, or services aren't asked for or exchanged for sex, there is no prostitution -- only two (or more) people (hopefully) having a good time.
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  If a guy came to your door and said "somebody said they'd beat me up if I didn't give you $100, so here it is" you'd still be guilty of extortion if you took the money. So, if a chick says "somebody gave me lots of money to fuck you, so here I am" and you agree to have sex with her, you're still guilty of being a john.
• dr_lee

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  10 years ago

  I'd keep on dreaming and wake up once "the day" was over!
• PhantomGeek

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  10 years ago

  Ibbaicni, if you're a third-party to all of that -- the extortion, the prostitution, or anything else -- and you have absolutely no idea who any of the involved parties are, personally, I think it'd be a bit of a stretch to say that you'd be guilty.
• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  Every time this happens to me, I just freeze and ask myself "What would sharkhunter do?"
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  First thing is almost the Nike slogan. Take that ribbon and Just un-do it. You got to get her naked first. Second, ask her to pinch me to see if im dreaming. Either way, dream or not, just enjoy the ride!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  If you un-do her ribbon you better get her inside before she freezes her nipples off