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9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216

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Clackport
Dec 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I've been searching for Portland clubs with good dayshifts. Next up I tried Mystic. I went on the Tuesday before Christmas. One thing I notice is that there are always a lot of cars in the Mystic parking lot, which makes you think it's crazy busy inside, but it's not. Mystic is directly across the street from another strip club "Club 205". It's not uncommon for me to walk to 205 after leaving Mystic. There have been a couple of shootings at Mystic, and I believe one of them was one of Shadowcat's 2amers. Mystic is located in kind of a bad area, so the shootings didn't come as a complete surprise. Because of all of this, I hadn't been back to Mystic in awhile. I was in the area, and I decided to check it out.

I arrived at about 4 in the afternoon, there were plenty of customers in there, mostly older folks. Quite a few of the customers were occupied with the lottery machines next to the bathroom. There is never any cover. What I really like about Mystic are the cheap drinks. I had a Cranberry Vodka for $1.50. That's pretty cheap if you ask me. Mystic is definitely a dive bar feel. There are three stages, but only one was in use when I was there. The girls give you pretty good contact on stage, no complaints on my end.

There were about six girls, mostly older (early to mid 30's) with one girl being in her mid 20's. They were all white except for one MILF that was a mix of Native American and Italian. Half of the girls were 7's, and the rest were 5's and 6's.

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