Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

I dropped in after hitting the...

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Maxxq
Jan 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I dropped in after hitting the Galleria for some shopping fun. It seems a bit cleaner and doesn't have the overwhelming smoke odor it used to have. Valet parking available but not required when I was there, $5 cover. They still use the metal detector that goes off, and they still ignore when you walk thru it with phone, keys, belt, change, etc. The ladies are back to thongs and full topless, but the quality and quantity are greatly reduced from a couple of years ago. The front bar was closed, but had a half dozen ladies talking and texting. The main stage was mostly empty and the DJ seemed to spend a lot of time calling for the next dancer. The back bar was in full swing, and it took me a while to snag a Heineken for $6.50. I came in after the buffet ended, but it never was very good. The couches in back are much more exposed now and the lights are brighter. Lap dances varied hugely--I was quoted the following by various gals: 3 for $100; $20 each; $30 each; $25 each. I took one petite but buxom Filipina up on her $20 dances. It was tough to catch her name, but something like Lei. Her tits looked better in the bikini top than when she set them free--rock hard MM, maybe 34C, , tiny nipples, totally out of synch with her petite frame. She had a nice laugh though and we spent about an hour together. I bought her a couple of Shiner Bock's (my kinda gal) and gave her $80 for her time and 3 or 4 dances. Dances included lots of mutual groping and I did learn she has an extremely tight, freshly waxed puki. :-) I gave her my number and she's called a couple of times. FWIW, she said they do in fact have cameras in the back and in VIP, and that though they are monitored, they are not recording.

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