deep thoughts

Thank you .Jack Handy

I read Jack Handy before. He writes some funny ass stuff

....they also have water

I believe at Shakers in Waverly, Nebraska, they do serve orange juice and they may also have apple juice, although in general, the term "juice bar" is misleading.

@JamesSD...dude, this is more of a "thing that makes you go'hmmmm...'" than a deep thought. Not a criticism, just a classification quibble.

And have you noticed that dnacers seldom actually put their titties on the bar in a tittie bar?

The people I see going into VIP don't seem very important.

They call it a couch dance, yet I've never seen a couch start to dance.

I've ordered a Slow Screw Up Against The Wall but all I got was a cocktail made from Vodka, Sloe Gin, Galliano and Orange Juice.

I bought a stripper a sex on the beach, and we never saw a grain of sand, although the sex part did come true.