deep thoughts

10 comments

• grand1511

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  10 years ago

  Thank you .Jack Handy
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I read Jack Handy before. He writes some funny ass stuff
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  ....they also have water
• DandyDan

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  10 years ago

  I believe at Shakers in Waverly, Nebraska, they do serve orange juice and they may also have apple juice, although in general, the term "juice bar" is misleading.
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  @JamesSD...dude, this is more of a "thing that makes you go'hmmmm...'" than a deep thought. Not a criticism, just a classification quibble.
• dallas702

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  10 years ago

  And have you noticed that dnacers seldom actually put their titties on the bar in a tittie bar?
• chandler

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  10 years ago

  The people I see going into VIP don't seem very important.
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  They call it a couch dance, yet I've never seen a couch start to dance.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I've ordered a Slow Screw Up Against The Wall but all I got was a cocktail made from Vodka, Sloe Gin, Galliano and Orange Juice.
• chandler

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  10 years ago

  I bought a stripper a sex on the beach, and we never saw a grain of sand, although the sex part did come true.