I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit.
Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome to FloriDUH...you WILL find jizz stains on your mail if you move here ;-)". But we hold the rest of the world to a higher standard.
Oh...I should add that the Florida border sign really does have a winking emoticon after the stuff about jizz on your mail.
If I were his lawyer, I would've argued implied consent. Did the mailbox ever say no? I highly doubt it. Hell, the mailbox was probably asking for it, with that little red flag sticking out in such a suggestive manner.
I do have one practical question, not that I am planning to try this myself. Isn't the opening in the mailbox a tad on the large size for this? This goes way beyond a stretched out MILF who has had several children.
This was really funny. The Associated Press really should pick up on stories like this. However, I still vote for the ATM as the funniest inanimate object that guy has ever tried to fuck that was reported in the news.
LG, busted!
Jeez...was hoping none of you guys would see that. Fucking Internet ! :-)
LG, FKK club withdrawal kicking in???
^^ I am hoping to get my next 'fix' before too long VBD.
And if it takes longer to get back on the FKK circuit than you expect, there's always the Royal Mail!
Or maybe the Royal Femail ... ;)
