I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit.
Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome to FloriDUH...you WILL find jizz stains on your mail if you move here ;-)". But we hold the rest of the world to a higher standard.
Oh...I should add that the Florida border sign really does have a winking emoticon after the stuff about jizz on your mail.
If I were his lawyer, I would've argued implied consent. Did the mailbox ever say no? I highly doubt it. Hell, the mailbox was probably asking for it, with that little red flag sticking out in such a suggestive manner.
I do have one practical question, not that I am planning to try this myself. Isn't the opening in the mailbox a tad on the large size for this? This goes way beyond a stretched out MILF who has had several children.
This was really funny. The Associated Press really should pick up on stories like this. However, I still vote for the ATM as the funniest inanimate object that guy has ever tried to fuck that was reported in the news.