Bacon scented lottery tickets

Imagine a pissed off Muslim yelling about the bacon smell and he won money

Juice wouldn't be able to scratch them his sausage fingers probably can't hold a coin right

yeah, also imagine your dog eating a winning ticket

^^^ would you follow that dog around and dig thru its shit lime in Gone in 60 Seconds?

With my luck, I'd end up eating the winning ticket.

Nebraska had one of those 2 years ago. It was called Bacon Bucks. I even won $50 playing it. My coworker who lives in Iowa and plays Iowa lottery tickets said they had one like that in Iowa as well.

Lol.

Can KFC XXXtra Crispay Lotto tickets be far behind?